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Dot 291, i will add you,in the next chapter, BUT HOWEVER! My story is kinda crowded so I think we should lay off auditions for awile, but i will give the message wen u can join! I never thought my story would be so popular! thanks for your support guys!

07-Nov-2008 00:12:19 - Last edited on 07-Nov-2008 00:14:08 by [#OS8RF2EI7]

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CHAPTER 12: The Course Of Doom!
Big Boy1246: Noob! There is a monkey!
Noob: A monkey!
*Big Boy kills Noob*
S D H Q: You reeeeeeeally should stop killing him.
Groovy Gal62: Totally.
Deadassasin3: Good job!
Boyson67: THAT IS IT! You keep blowing me off! I NEED TO TElL YOU SOMETHING!
Deadassasin3: What?
Boyson67: Your death course! I will buy it for 200 million coins.
*Deadassasin3 faints*
*Later*
Deadassasin3: I AM RICH! But why did you want my course?
Boyson67: I have level 99 agility. I kill miths for cash. Your course is paridise to me! And I am hosting a competition.
S D H Q:Competition?
Boyson67: Agility contest, and my judge 77fire.
77fire: You call that an outfit?!!! Toilet paper looks neater than you!
Groovy Gal62: Lemme guess, he justs insults people.
Boyson67: Yes.
*At the course*
77fire: WELCOME TO THE 1ST ANNUAL COURSE IF DOOM NOOBS!
Noob: That's me!
77fire: Now for our first competitor. Boyson!
*Boyson owns the course so badly*
77fire: HA HA HA! You call that owning? You killed a mithril dragon you noob.Anyway, next competitor is, Skychi!
Boyson67: WHAT?!!!
77fire: I know! I am happy too!
*Skychi owns the course without looking, and the dragons run away*
77fire: EVEN NOOBIER THAN BOYSON! YOU LOSE!
Skychi:... Whatever.
77fire: The last comptetitor is... Noob!
*Everyone laughs*
Deadassasin3: This will be quick.
*Noob loses all his limbs by the time he reaches the miths, who eat him.*
Boyson67: Well judge, who wins!
77fire: The winner is...Noob! For his comedy!I mean he acted dumb to entertain us!
Boyson67: I will go home and cry.
Deadassasin3: Gratz Noob, you are now the most athletic person in Runescape. What do you want to say?
Noob: I thank the high amount of sugar in cake!
*Crowd cheers weakly*
NOOB WINS AN AGILITY CONTEST? HE HAS A NEW RIVAL!BOYSON67! WHAT WILL HE DO WITH NOOB? FIND OUT ON EPISODE 13!!!

07-Nov-2008 00:47:18 - Last edited on 07-Nov-2008 00:48:11 by [#OS8RF2EI7]

TheForce

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make next chapter cmon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-Nov-2008 02:40:13 - Last edited on 09-Nov-2008 02:41:21 by TheForce

Puplerooster

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name: Rooster
Attitude: kills everyone except deadassassin,boyson,noob, and mrs noob. in the group and gets along well with deadassassin and boyson
Uses:Whip (which noob loves) and Bandos legs,DFS,fighter torso,barrows gloves,d boots,helm of neitiznot,carries around sara GS
Addiction: killing all who aren't my friends and chocolate (but please dont make me crazy for it like noob is for cake!)

Please add me,not asking for next chapter just sometime plz?
+ i dont care if it takes 8 chapters for me
E.G.
Noob:Rooster,can i use your whip?
Rooster:Why?
Noob:So i can try it out.
Rooster: Okay then.
Noob:MY EEEEEYE.
(boyson67 and deadassassin3 cheer)
Rooster:Gimme that back!

12-Nov-2008 12:02:07 - Last edited on 03-Feb-2010 04:13:32 by Puplerooster

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2 things!
1. IT IS NOT DEAD LOL!
2. And I said I cant accpet all these parts being thrown at me, I cant remeber all u guys! It is hard! I love ur support, but I am not askin for characters. But you have a chance. I will kill off characters if they are inresponsive for too long.I may ask for more characters! Thanks guys for makin this thread 5 swords!

14-Nov-2008 21:37:18

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Chapter 13: Noobs Bodyguard
Big Boy1216: Noob, look that way!
Noob: Okay.
???:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Guy comes in and knocks Big Boy unconcious*
S D H Q: SIR! It is illegal to K.O. murderers!
Groovy Gal62: Who are you?
???: Dot921, stupid noob.
Noob: That's me!
Deadassasin3: Why are you here?
Dot921: Ever heard of Dadeathdeala?
Boyson67: I LOVE HIM! He has the strongest mafia force in Runescape!
Dot921: Yes, well, he paid me 100 million coins to be Noobs eternal bodyguard! So here I am.
77fire: Laaaaaame, Dadeathdeala is just rich!
Deadassasin3: Richer than you'll be...
Dot921: So who am I introducing!
Deadassasin3: Deadassasin3.
Noob:I don't know!
Dot921: I see why I was paid high...

DOT921 IS A BODYGUARD! STRANGE TIMING THOUGH! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT CHAPTER!

14-Nov-2008 21:42:34 - Last edited on 14-Nov-2008 21:50:16 by [#OS8RF2EI7]

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