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CHAPTER 10: The First Day On The Job
Deadassasin3:Any minute hungry customers will eat at Runescapes best bakery!
Noob: This is a bakery?
Deadassasin3:NO! It's an alien space convention in which they will plot to destroy Runescape!
Noob: I knew it!
???: NOBODY MOVE!
Noob: O boy an alien!
Deadassasin3: ACK! IT'S THE FEDERAL RUNESCAPE LAW ENFORCEMENT!
???: Or the FRLE for short.
Deadassasin3: What would be the charges of our "crime"?
???: Nothing. I just like saying that.
Deadassasin3:...
Groovy Gal62:...
Noob: ALIEN!
???: Anyway I'm agent Silent Death Hellraiser Qabox!And this is Big Boy1246, my extremely athletic asisstant.
Big Boy1246:Hi.
Deadassasin3 and Groovy Gal:Qabox?!!!
Silent Death Hellraiser Qabox: Just call me S D H Q!
Noob: O NO! DEATH IS AN ALIEN NAME!
Deadassasin3: HE IS NOT AN ALIEN! I MADE IT UP!
Noob:Uh huh.
S D H Q: I have come here to purchase all of your pancakes!
Deadassasin3: Another food addict?! Groovy Gal and Noob are enough! Anyway that will be 1 million coins.
S D H Q: You have a choice. Give all the pancakes for free, or rot in Ardougne prison!
Groovy Gal62: He makes a forceful argument.
Deadassasin3:Fine...
*Hands over all pancakes*
Deadassasin3: Wait you said you came here to PURCHASE PANCAKES?
S D H Q: I say it to make me sound tough.
Big Boy1246: Hey assassin...
Deadassasin3:Shush!Well-trained officer huh?
S D H Q: You bet! I am a commander! Very strict rules I had to follow...ugh....
Deadassasin3: Could you hang out with us? I need help taming Noob.
S D H Q: He'll behave in no time!
Noob: WHY ARE YOU LETTING AN ALIEN LIVE WITH US!
Deadassasin3: ALIENS DON'T EXIST! NOW LET'S ALL GO TO BED!
*Later, while everyone's asleep*
Alien: So here is how we will destroy Earth...

AGENT S D H Q SOUNDS TOUGH! THE ALIEN THING WAS FAKE... I HOPE... ANYWAY, WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH THIS MYSTERIOUS FRLE AGENT? FIND OUT ON CHAPTER 11.

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Boyson678

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Can i be in one, i am pvp addict and will keep killing Noob over and over. This will make deadassasin or however you spell it mad.
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My food addiction should be Noobs.....

04-Nov-2008 13:53:21 - Last edited on 04-Nov-2008 13:56:40 by Boyson678

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Chapter 11: Noobs New Friend
*While Noob is crying*
Groovy Gal62: What's the matter?
Noob: I WANT MORE FRIENDS!
Deadassasin3: Noob, what are you talkin about! You live in your favorite place on Runescape with 4 people! How are you upset?
Noob: Because...
*Noob is cut off and some guy comes in and kills him*
S D HQ : HEY! You can't do that I am the law!
???: I am soooooo scared of a guy addicted to pancakes! Anyway I am Boyson67, I love murder!
Deadassasin3: YAY! SOMEONE WHO HATES NOOB AND IS NOT ADDICTED TO FOOD!
Groovy Gal62: Amazing...
Deadassasin3: Ever since I posted that ad, people are pouring in on this job! Why?
Groovy Gal62 and Boyson67: Because will we be challenged!
Deadassasin3: Is that the ONLY reason you care?
Groovy Gal62: Basically.
S D H Q: Well, killing someone won't make them happy.
*Noob comes back from Lumbridge and hugs Boyson67*
Noob: YAY! A new friend!
Deadassasin3: You do realize he has cruel enjoyment in killing you?
Noob: He did it on accident right?
Boyson67: NO I... yes... yes I did... and uh... I will give you cake!
Noob: WOW! You are #1 in my friend list, wanna know the order of my list?
Groovy Gal62: Sure.
1.Boyson67
2.Groovy Gal62
3.S D H Q
4.Deadassasin3
Deadassasin3: WHY IN THE HELL AM I AT THE BOTTOM?!!!
Noob: You hate me, you are mean, and you never helped me in anyway!
Deadassasin3: I busted... er bailed you out of jail!
Noob:So?
Deadassasin3: You would be annoyed by a goblin the rest of your life!
Noob: Which you killed.
Deadassasin3: THE ONLY REASON I KEEP YOU IS-
Boyson67: Shut up! Noob doesn't like to fight! Now Noob, I am going to take this butchers knife and... LOOK A MONKEY!
*Noob turns around and Boyson67 kills him*
Deadassasin3:Thank you.
Boyson67: You owe me.
BOYSON67 IS A PVP ADDICT WHO HATES NOOB! WHY DOES HE HATE HIM? IS KILLING NOOB THE ONLY THING HE WILL DO? FIND OUT ON CHAPTER 12!

04-Nov-2008 22:58:41 - Last edited on 04-Nov-2008 23:17:23 by [#OS8RF2EI7]

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I have 2 things to say
1. Big boy sorry i didnt see your application message, i remixxed chapter 10 to fit u in and i will make u in the death course in the next chapter!sorry i didnt make your part so big in chapter 10, but i had to. to make chapter 12!
2. 77fire if you will be in the next chapter as well! Youll make fun of people doing the course, especially those who complete it, strangely...

04-Nov-2008 23:20:48 - Last edited on 04-Nov-2008 23:23:30 by [#OS8RF2EI7]

Kothrak

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:O Electrobump!!! :O
Noob: Ooh, what does this button do??
Me: DON'T PUSH THAT IT'S THE ELECTROBUMP BUUTTON AND IF ANYONE OTHER THAN ME PUSHES IT THEY WILL GET-
*Noob pushes button and gets fried*
Me: fried... O_o

Yes. I am crazy. I know. :D

05-Nov-2008 22:22:40

Amane

Amane

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aplication i live the thread btw

name:dot921
race:elf
addiction:being mean,and saving noob from ppl who kill newb and killing them
attitude:violent
armor:helm of neinozent,fighter torso,bdandos tassets ,barrows gloves and bandos boots
weapon:arma godsword

05-Nov-2008 22:28:05

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