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CHAPTER 16: DA SHOWDOWN PART 2
*Meanwhile at a deadly arena about Big Boys fighting skill, which is big*
The Dark One: Get ready, set, look Noob! Cake!
Noob: Where?!!!
*Noob turns around and gets shot with a black energy beam*
Noob: OW! I only have 1 hp!
The Dark One: Your lucky I partially missed or you'd be dead!
Deadassasin3: Come on Noob! Our lives our in your hands.
Noob:...
Deadassasin3:And yours!
Noob:...
Deadassasin3: IF YOU ARE DEAD, YOU WILL NEVER HAVE CAKE AND BEER AGAIN!
*Noob goes into Cake Death Mode*
Deadassasin3: HUH? I thought he couldn't do that move any more!
Noob: I lied.
*Noob beats the living bloop out if The Dark One and leaves him with 1 hp*
The Dark One: AMAZING! The Noob is strong! Hehehe... I'll be back!
*Teles away*
Deadassasin3: YAY! Noob you saved us!
Boyson67: I never thought I'd see the day. Everyone?
Everyone except Noob: No.
Deadassasin3: Noob, why are you crying?
Noob: I didn't get a cake machine and infinite beer keg!

NOOB WINS! I KNOW, WEIRD. WATCH NOOB GET A GIRLFRIEND!!! ON CHAPTER 17!!!!!

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Chapter 17: Ms. Noob
Deadassasin3: That was the worst Thanksgiving ever!
*Flashback begins*
Noob: WOW A TURKEY!
Deadassasin3: Noob! That's a-
*Noob screams*
Deadassasin3:-dragon.
*Flashback ends*
Deadassasin3: We were in the hospital all week! Stop being a noob! FOR ONCE!
Noob: WHAT?!!! STOP BEING A NOOB?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! Nothing matters more than Noobiness! Not even cake, or beer!
*Someone screams*
S D H Q: OH NOES! It's a D I D!
Dot921: A dumb invisble dragon?
Groovy Gal62:!!!
Big Boy1246:It means damsel in distress moron!
Dot921: What? I never went 2 scool.
77fire: That explains a lot.Noob.
Boyson67: LET'S SAVE THE WOMAN!
*They run up and see a legion of dragons*
Deadassasin3: OH NO! I didn't bring an anti-fire shield!
Noob: I'll save her! She's hot!
Dragon: Hey, are you the guy who beat the King Black Dragon?
Noob: Yah, why?
Dragons: RUN AWAY!
*They run away*
???: You saved me! And I thought you were just a pretty face!
Noob: NO! I'm a noob!
???: Me too!
Noob: YOU ARE THE PERFECT GIRL! What's your name?
???: Ms. Noob.
Noob: I EVEN LIKE YOUR NAME! Especially the miss part!
Ms. Noob: Wanna date?
Noob: DUH!
*They walk off to a beach*
Deadassasin3: Noob scored a hot chick?! Say it ain't so!
Boyson67: His joy is my misery!
77fire; 2 noobs are alike they say!
Everyone except 77fire. Noob, and Ms. Noob:...
Dot921: Noob's a girl?

OOO LA LA! A DATE! WATCH THIS FREAKY DATE!ON CHAPTER 18!!!

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