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Boyson678

Boyson678

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hey, i do got a question tho.....
Dont we sound wierd when we say that we love Big boy?
im just kiddin, but seriously: people will fry you for that stuff, so be careful..... :P

17-Nov-2008 21:45:37 - Last edited on 17-Nov-2008 21:46:07 by Boyson678

Boyson678

Boyson678

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ok, so.....my account got jacked, soooooo, im bored, someone get on and have a conversation with me.
Ino this is really nerdy to ask pixels to talk (and even expect them to)
anyhows, stay fresh DA and keep writng these stories. :P

17-Nov-2008 21:48:50 - Last edited on 17-Nov-2008 21:49:38 by Boyson678

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Chapter 15: Who is that?
Noob: So he says, no! That's a noob! HAHAHA!
Everyone except Noob:...
Big Boy1246: I reeeeally don't get that joke.
Dot921: Oh! I get it! HAHAHA!*whispers to Deadassasin3*Not really.
[From outside]???: S D H Q! The office needs you immediately!
S D H Q: Uh oh! Better go!
*S D H Q leaves*
???: Dot, Noobs things are outside, come get im!
Dot921: For cash... FOR CASH!!!
*Dot runs outside*
???: Yo Boyson, your course is on fire!
Boyson67: I'll save ya course!
*Boyson runs out*
???: WOW! Look at all the cheese out here!
Groovy Gal62: O BOY!
*Groovy runs outside*
???: Look at that noob!
77fire: I'm gonna make fun of him!
*Walks outside with chainsaw*
???: Big Boy, I have a prank for Noob!
Big Boy1246: COMING!
*Walks outside then a man with black robes comes in*
Deadassasin3: Who are you?
???: THE DARK ONE!
Noob: Cool name!
The Dark One: I made it myself. Anyway, your time has come!
Deadassasin3:BRING.IT.ON.
The Dark One: Who said I was fighting?
*A level 300 Black Demon comes in*
Deadassasin3: I didn't bring food...
*Black Demon knocks Deadassasin unconcious*
The Dark One: SEE YA NOOB!
Noob: Hey... why don't I get kidnapped?
The Dark One: Because you are too stupid and weak to be a threat.
*Runs off with everyone[who are unconcious,hes carrying them] back to his lair]
Noob: OH NO! Without them I,I, I don't know how to eat! I must save them! For cake! And beer!

IN THE MOST SINISTER CHAPTER YET, AN UNKNOWN IDENTITY KIDNAPS OUR HEROES!INCLUDING THE AWESOME ONE! CAN NOOB SAVE HIS FRIENDS? OR WILL THEY MEET THEIR DOOM? FIND OUT ON CHAPTER 16!!!

17-Nov-2008 22:58:52 - Last edited on 17-Nov-2008 23:13:44 by [#OS8RF2EI7]

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CHAPTER 16: DA SHOWDOWN!
Noob: DANG IT! Where is The Dark Ones lair?
*Resting on a giant hill, is a black, freakishly humongous castle*
Noob: Let me ask the kind people in that castle!
*10 hours later*
Noob: This place is huge! I've been wandering around for 10 seconds! I think.
*Meanwhile*
Dot921: What do you want from us?!
The Dark One: Nothing really.
Deadassasin3: Then why have you chained us to walls dangling above a dragon fire pit?
77fire: AS I SAID BEFORE! That pit is nooby.
Big Boy1246: You think everything is nooby.
77fire: No way!
Boyson67: Really?
77fire:Yes.
Groovy Gal62: Then why did you say that fire pit is nooby?
The Dark One: OH WILL YOU SHUT UP!
S D H *: HEY! You can't boss around an FRLE commander!
The Dark One: In your position, I can. Hey wait a second.
*Dark One uses pyshic powers*
The Dark One: Noob is here!
Boyson67: Kill me now.
Deadassasin3: Mind if I join you?
The Dark One: I'll take care of him. He's stupidly walking around my spa and thinks it's a dungeon!
*Teleports to Noob*
Noob: HI!
*Teleports Noob to hidden dungeon, and comes with Noob*
Noob: I've searched every squire inch of here. Where was the dungeon hidden?
The Dark One: Behind my death course.Besides, its square inch, not squire inch!
Deadassasin3: Mines better!
Boyson67: You mean mine.
The Dark One: Noob! I challenge you to a showdown!
Noob: If I win, I get a cake machine and infinite beer keg.
Everyone except Noob and The Dark One: AHEM?!
Noob: And free my friends.
The Dark One: If you lose, your life!
Noob: Deal!
77fire: We're doomed.

NOOB VERSUS THE DARK ONE? THIS WILL BE INTERESTING!WATCH NOOB FIGHT FOR HIS LIFE! LITERALLY! ON CHAPTER 16 PART 2!

25-Nov-2008 00:34:16

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