Stop stealing my dialogue! *pushes Wigwam to the side*
Don't worry people, Wigwam wasn't apart of the news anywhos! Ahem, anyways, today on the news is- *large explosion sounds goes off in the distance* What was that!?
*goes outside and sees that everything was destroyed*
Hmm...seems like an explosion went off. But why?
*sees a large group of zombies walk over*
Oh, wow. You're like zombies from Resident Evil!
*Gets mobbed by zombies*
(Oh dear, you are dead!)
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See what happens in my head during mornings.
P.S:
is a word! It's always been one! (at least that's what I say)
The end
is only
the beginning...
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Serene End
Ladies and Gentlemen it seems our other newscasters are experiencing technical difficulties. Therefore I, world renowned weather forecaster Ark Von Doom will present to you the news today.
The most important event that has occured is of course Resident Evil 5. The series has come a long way since it's humble origins as the best horror survival series ever. Past actors in the series have this to say:
Vickers:...
Oh right he died... well onward and upward!
Alfred Ashford:...
Oh he died too, I see. Well is there anyone not dead? That girl Jill Valentine? What do you mean she isn't alive in 5! Isn't there anyone left! Well I suppose undead and not dead are different... fine send him in.
Zombie: Braaaains! Claire Redfield is hot! Braaaaaains!
What was that middle part?
Zombie: Ummm, Brains?
Of course. Well it's been nice talking to you mister...
Zombie: Bond, James Bond (zombie fies a grappling hook out the window and escapes, pursued by H.U.N.K and Goldfinger)
Next in the news: Potato's a substitue for human hearts? more at 11.
P.S: Breaking news bulletin,
, word or misunderstood symbol? Head researchers have this to say:
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Ark Von Doom