Zombies, In This thread!?
I don't think so!
*Telephone conversation*
Buffy: Hello?
Wigwam: Hello, is this Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Buffy: Yes.
Wigwam: Well, do you kill zombies as well?
Buffy: Zombies, what kind?
Wigwam: You know, the ones from the Resident Evil series.
Buffy: Well,you may have to call my cousin for that job...
Wigwam: Ok, whats his name?
Buffy: His name is Count Blah.
Wigwam: I'm assuming that is a vampire - wait, your cousin is a vampire!?!
Buffy: Cousin in law...
Wigwam: oh, ok. But why is his name Count Blah?
Buffy: His sentences all end with "Blah". Here ill get him on the line.
Wigwam: But...
Count Blah: Hello, Blah?
Wigwam: Um...are you Count Blah?
Count Blah: No, my father was Count Blah, Blah. You cant just call me Blah, blah.
Wigwam: Well, how are you going to get rid of my Zombie problem!?!
Count Blah: By Biting them, turning them all into vampires,
Then calling my cousin Buffy, Blah!
*End of Conversation*
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17-Mar-2009 02:11:50