DS(DRAGONSLAYEH) can i slay ur pet plz?
DM: no.
DS: please?
DM: no!
DS: oh come on, hes just a lizard
DM: No hes not! u hurt his feelings ='(
DS: fine then! *turns around and randomly kills seomone wearing full dragon with a dragon mask
DM: so why are u obsessed with slaying dragons in the first place?
DS: well it all started when i was around level 40... *goes on for like 3 hours of boring story time
DM: *summons skeleton to replace him about 5 mins in*
Skeleton: WOW! that was boring. *dies of boredom
DM: wow, you have actually kileld my pet dude, although its not the dragon i cant believe u killed a skeleton by boring him to death, is that even possible?
DS: no
DM: fine then, ima go do something and make some money.
DS: ima go slay some more dragons, cya later!
(far deep in the wilderness, where the dragons are currently hiding)
GD(green dragon): Why is this adventurer slaying us at most random?
King Black Dragon: i dont know, we give the players mask to resemble us and fool him, but he just kills those players.
Blue dragon: i have a plan, what if we give him a pet dragon, that way he might start to like dragons and not slay them?
KBD: that is a stupid idea, send him a defencless baby dragon to murder? thats horrible, your fired.
blue dragon: you cant fire me, your not a j-mod.
KBD: Yeah, but i am king, and i can blow fire on you and "fire you"
Blue dragon: o shi---*screen goes black and we never see the end of this, but they actually have a tea-party =)*(NOT)
21-Jul-2011 17:56:23
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