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not really, i went in wildy to go chaos tunnels and a guy dclaw rushed me, hit 0000, i hit 205 on him with whip, then he hit like 30 40 25 46, not that much, hit like 117 back and he tele'd, hate ppl that tele =(
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19-Jul-2011 17:31:49

Jacoob

Jacoob

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=)--+ Chapter 70: Back 2 School +--(=
Its been a few months at ths school of RS and Giant Noob is fitting in perfectly:
Giant Noob: So, Symphon, what's this rock called again?
Symphon: Its Rune Essence, seriously you need to study these for the Runecrafting test tomorrow
Giant Noob: *Panics* Test?! Test?! What test? What if I fail?
Symphon: Well...you get thrown in the wilderness and fed to the WildyWyrms
Giant Noob: Whats a WildyWyrm?
Hype: Its a powerful worm that kills all, our Great Leader invented it
Giant Noob: Who is this "Great Leader"? Does he have shiny geepees?
Symphon: No, but he is the Leader of everything in Gielenor, we worship him
Giant Noob: What is his name?
Hype: Andrew of course, wern't you there on the first day of school when we kneeled at the statue of him? And all the times we have been making prayers to him
Giant Noob: I thought we were praying for Armadyl :D Hype: L0L Arma doesn't exist, Andrew said that he's a figment of our imagination
Giant Noob: YOU TAKE THAT BACK, I MET HIM, I KNOW HIS FULL NAME!
Hype: What is it? Mr I R Fake Arma?
Giant Noob: No, I swear i've seen him! I swear!
Symphon: Look guys shut up! And Giant, i've always wanted to know, just before the story with you and your friends ends at around chapter 51, it says that you were botting and because of that, our Leader had to teleport you into the unknown as he did not want to ban such a famous player
Giant Noob: I'm famous?
Symphon: Yeah dude, seriously answer the question
Giant Noob: Dude, I don't even know what botting is, and I don't remember this "Andrew" being at the big battle, I do remember this guy named Master Haxor there though
Symphon: What? You mean Lord Hacker? He's the second in Command in Gielenor, he's really nice to everyone, he can't be evil
Giant Noob: *suddenly all info comes back to him* OMG He's that guy who tried to overload the bots into my world! He has the gift of controlling all bots, I thought he ran away
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20-Jul-2011 01:16:31

Jacoob

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Symphon: So you're saying that Lord Hacker is a liar? Thats punishable by ban, he only hacks for good!
Giant Noob: Well, he really did summon all those bots
Symphon: Look, the only way I will believe you if a whole bunch of bots come out of nowhere, hunting for you with Lord Hacker right behind them
Suddenly a loud chopping noise is heard against the door
Hype: What the hell is that?
Suddenly the door bursts open with bots lining up into the room, making way for MH
Symphon and Hype: OMG LORD HACKER IT'S AN HONOUR TO MEET YOU! AUTOGRAPH PLZ PLZ PLZ
M.H: Whats up Giant Noob? Ready to get owned?
Giant Noob: Wait, what do you mean?
M.H: Autoers ATTACK!
Suddenly the autoers attack Giant with bronze hatchets whilst Giant only has a bronze dagger to defend himself
Giant Noob: Oh crap, must put my school learning to the test *parries all of the attacks and defeats the autoers*
Symphon: Lord Hacker, why are you attacking him? Isn't he a hero?
M.H: LOLOLOL You wish kid, we only said that stuff so that it was easier to keep you noobs in line, which is also why we built this school, wait...I shouldn't have said that...Oh well, time to go to banland guys *types in old banning codes and fails* Damnit, Dave had to change the codes because I put way too many people in Banland, one minute guys, just stay there okay? *reads the updated RS coding manual*
Giant Noob: Heres our chance to run!!! Wait, i'm feeling funny...I think the spell is wearing off; guys grab my hands!
All 3 guys tele to the GE...
M.H: Ok there we go! *uses the codes and gets the messege: "you need to be within 5 paces of the user(s) for it to work"* FFS Dave is gonna be annoyed!
THE END
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20-Jul-2011 01:16:43 - Last edited on 20-Jul-2011 01:41:48 by Jacoob

Jacoob

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=)--+ Chapter 71: BronzeScape +--(=
Mega Newb: So anyway my best friend, Mega Noob has been trapped in this bronze prison for years and years, and i've been searching for two whole years to get him out, we need him now more than ever since there are more troubles in RS than there have ever been, so please Merlin, can you please free Mega Noob.
Merlin: Dude, seriously, why are you asking me? I got trapped in my own crystal
Mega Newb: Well, maybe you're a stronger mage now
Merlin: Ugh, fine I'll give it a go *uses a spell which ends up making the shield rocket into the air*
Mega Newb: Okay, you tried your best...
Meanwhile inside the shield:
Mega Noob: Wow, it took me 4 whole years but i've done it; i've almost levelled everything to te max skill possible, done all the bronze quests and all the bronze tasks, got all the rare item drops, done everything there is because I have had no friends to bother me, so I could not beg for money and I had to kill everything without any bots to hold me back etc....I miss my friends =/, Oh well I might as well use my xp lamp...*hears a loud smash* huh wtf?
Back To RS:
The bronze Shield lands at the bottom of the castle between a noob who needs to complete his armour collection, and Sir Kay:
Sir Kay: Oh I say, awesome shield that is, totally grand, I just love the indentation on the front, looks dashing to me haha
Random Noob: Thats my shield you posh talking nub!
Sir Kay: And who the devil are you? I thought your kind was not allowed over the mountains haha!
Random Noob: Oh thats it *wields bronze dagger* time to pk you!
Sir Kay: Fine then, i'll just make sure you'll use hit my NEW shield haha!
Mega Newb: OMG I think I know what's supposed to hit the shield! KEEP FIGHTING! KEEP FIGHTING!
Random Noob: Thats it posh boy! *charges towards Sir Kay ready to kill*
Sir Kay: *takes out a DDS and hits 250-0 and kills the noob* Too freaking easy!
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20-Jul-2011 02:16:22

Jacoob

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Mega Newb: Oh, seriously? Ugh, *grabs the bronze dagger from the random noob's corpse and then stabs Sir Kay's Bronze Shield*
The Bronze shield suddenly bursts open and rips into two thin sheets of bronze metal, then out comes Mega Noob.
Mega Noob: Huh WTF? OMFG i'm back in RS! YES, best Max Total present ever!
Mega Newb: Welcome back Mega Noob! Max total? What do you mean?
Mega Noob: Well.. *explains bronzescape*
Mega Newb: Wow damn, but anyway we have a war to fight in the real scapes!
Mega Noob: Yeah but first I gotta have my Max Total party, I gotta invite my whole friends list!
Mega Newb: Okay... Wow I can't believe that you aren't a noob anymore, this is really strange...

THE END
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20-Jul-2011 02:17:44 - Last edited on 20-Jul-2011 02:24:51 by Jacoob

Jacoob

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Mr Lyteaco
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20-Jul-2011 02:16:03
Uhh, kk?
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I don't understand your response mate
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20-Jul-2011 02:25:19

Jacoob

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Chapters comming up:
Chapter 72: The reunion!
All the main characters and player submitted characters meet up back at the GE; the blast wore off on all these players around the same time...
Chapter 73: The New RS
Centered around Giant Noob's new and improved antics in RS and how he reacts to free trade and the wildy, he also meets someone special...
Chapter 74: Fit for a King
Centered around Dave (The new Andrew) and M.H rise to controlling RS and how they manage the game, it sounds boring but im going to make it funny ofc :P
Chapter 75: The new Threat
A character which has not been seen for a while poses a new threat to Dave and M.H with their massive army and great infiltration techniques
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20-Jul-2011 08:24:35 - Last edited on 25-Jul-2011 16:48:30 by Jacoob

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