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20-Sep-2011 21:08:15 - Last edited on 20-Sep-2011 21:09:50 by Jimothey

21-Sep-2011 01:15:02

25-Sep-2011 20:02:04

well, he's not making any, so lets make some for him!
continued from andrew* and mmg argument
andrew*: grr... fine then. i'll get back to watching the match... mmg: matches... oh! that reminds me! gotta do something!
andrew*: okay, as long as you don't pee in the ice tray again like last time...
mmg changes bird's eye view into first person view
andrew*: ... what just happened?
mmg: i made the game first-person! andrew*: WHAT!?
meanwhile in the arena...
giant noob: oh no... now i only have my crossbow...
l00b: giant! you have to win this!
giant noob: their clan is too st-
bird's eye view turns into first-person view for everyone
enemy noob: what happe-
enemy noob gets headshot by giant noob, who happens to be owning everyone strangely...
giant noob: BOOM, headshot! killing spree! riot! kill-tacular!
seal: what just happened!? giant noob started out helpless, and now he owned everyone, each in one hit!
giant noob: whew! glad i made it out alive!
l00b: what happened!? it was like bird's eye view into first person shooter! how did you do that!?
giant noob: first person shooter. only those three words explain why i'm a noob at rs.
all but giant noob: huh?
giant noob: okay, the reason why i'm such a noob at rs is because i suck at bird's eye view.
seal: how can you suck at THAT? it's so easy!
giant noob: yeah, for you... but it's so difficult for me since i don't get instant kills when i hit vital points.
l00b: so... you're a first person shooter?
giant noob: exactly.
at the viewing box...
andrew*: dude! why'd you do that?
mmg: to prevent botters, of course!
andrew*: but that's what makes the game perfe-i mean gives us money!
mmg: you know, it's the botters why we're losing money. besides, first-person is better than bird's eye, right?
andrew*: yeah, on a games console!
mmg: hmm. you have a point.
andrew*: now what? we're gonna lose money now!
mmg: you know, for one thing, sometimes miracles happen, and another:yuso negative? Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

26-Sep-2011 23:09:19 - Last edited on 26-Sep-2011 23:17:44 by Jimothey

continued from last post
mmg: yuso negative?
andrew*: I AM NOT!
mmg: you know, the old andrew would've had faith! wait... you quit rs, right?
paul: hey guys i- wait... THAT'S NOT MY BRO!
andrew*: cya!
mmg: hold on there, gower! let's see who you really are...
scans andrew* revealing him as dave
dave: he...hehe... oh...
mmg: IMPOSTER!
paul: prepare lockdown, computer!
computer: preparing lockdown...
dave: oh no, M.S. let's get outta here!
M.S.: i'm right behind you!
M.H.: me too!
james: YOU! >:[
M.H.: ?
james puts the tracking ancklet on M.H.
M.H.: ! i remember you, you were the one who survived my hack! >:[
james: and it benefited me.
M.H.: ...what?
james: did it ever occur to you that the hack you used was a glitch? ,:B
M.H.: no... and waht's with the ",:B"?
james: it's a smilie i figured out. it's showing you biting your lip and raising an eyebrow.
M.H.: ah... okay.
james turns into dragonman
dave: is that...?
M.S.: it can't be!
M.H.: it is!
dave, M.S., and M.H.: DRAGONMAN!
dragonman: another one of the accout benefits you gave me M.H.
M.H.: i guess it's time to destroy you once and for all, james. >:]
dragonman: please, refer to me as dragonman now.
M.H.: erm... no thanks.
dragonman: suit yourself
epic music plays, then M.H. and dragonman crash through the window of the viewing box
M.H.: uuugh...
dragonman loses all his armor chuncks
dragonman: well, well, well. look at the irony here. the creator done in by his creation. *turns back into james*
M.H.: i guess not now. >:*
james: i had a reason to turn back.
M.H.: huh?
james: now giant noob!
james throws giant noob the crossbow bolt of banning
giant noob: hasta lavista, M.H.
giant noob headshots M.H. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

26-Sep-2011 23:16:52 - Last edited on 27-Sep-2011 00:15:42 by Jimothey