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=)--+ Chapter 77: This Battle has lasted too long! +--(=
I know this battle has lasted 2 chapters and its taking up a 3rd lol, but meh.
On the rooftop:
Lvl 120: Yes I'm going to win! *hits 1000*
Andrew*: Nah, I own you Ben!
Lvl 120: Sure you are *hits 1000* Wow double 1000
M.H: *teles to rooftop* Hey Ben, miss me? *uses codes to disable Ben's attack*
Lvl 120: Guys, wtf? Why cheat?
Andrew*: Dunno what you're talking about Ben, we're all cheating LOL.
Lvl 120: Okay -.- Why cheat a lot then?
M.H: Well we rule the game now, we make the rules! Too bad Dave can't deduct your stats again as his account can't code properly now...
Lvl 120: It's only a matter of time, isn't it?
M.H: Until what?
Lvl 120: Until the real Andrew gets back his own account!
M.H: Nuh Uh because we own!
Lvl 120: You guys are screwed because Mod Emilee personally pmed me and told me :D She thought I was the one who took over the acc.
A few of the higher lvl members of Giant Noob's clan make it up to the top floor.
Mega Noob: Guys are we seriously fighting or what?
M.H: Yeah we are now! *codes all autoers to enter the same world* Overloading the server will help bide us time :D
Suddenly a loud bang is heard under the ground of the stadium, and part of the battlefield caves in and out comes an army of guys all with their names starting as "Flirty (enter name here)"
Flirty Joe: Wow, babe, we found it! They are all fighting!
Flirty Lady: Excellent :D Mod MMG: *on a balcony above* Ok this is just too messed up now
Mod Vince: You said it bro, wanna rollback the server?
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19-Jul-2012 19:46:21

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Mod MMG: Yeah I guess so, well actually I want to see who wins first!
Andrew*: Wow is that your army below Ben?
Lvl 120: No, its my daughters!
Andrew*: Kay that makes it yours *uses an unreleased magic attack that forces Ben to fall off the tower*
Lvl 120: OW! *has 1 LP left* Jane! Help your father please!
Flirty Lady: Did you buy me that Ferrari?
Lvl 120: Does that really matter at a time like this?
Flirty Lady: No you didnt buy it for me because you were busy with that hoe Miss Emotes to even notice me!
Lvl 120: Okay i'll disconnect the internet IRL, we use the same router...
Flirty Lady: Ugh fine, but im still taking over RS! Guys! Take over the tower and only kill ProHeroes!
All guys: YES MA'AM!
Suddenly the tower automatically decends, while Dave is dancing on it thinking he killed Ben.
Andrew*: Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! Oh no =/
Lvl 120: Well...you're about to get owned a lot :) ALL ON DAVE!
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19-Jul-2012 19:46:32 - Last edited on 19-Jul-2012 20:11:41 by Jacoob

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*M.P, Ben, Mega Noob, Newbie, L00b and Miss Emotes pile Dave and put him down to 1 LP, then suddenly Dave throws them all off*
Andrew*: You guys will never defeat me! I'm Andrew, the creator of RS! I'm undefeatable!
M.P: No! Im'ma dbow spec you, that attack has to hit you! *hits 200-150 but LP bar still displays he has 1 LP left* WTF thats bs!
L00b: Lets all just keep hitting him! *hits 100*
Lvl 120: Die noob! *hits 2000*
Andrew*: Okay noobs! My turn! *uses Super Vengeance which gives double rebound damage*
Miss Emotes: Guys don't hit him, he can kill us all =S
No one listens and so they keep hitting him which causes all of them to die!
Andrew*: Told you i'm ******* undefeatabe! I can be killed by no man!
Miss Flirty: No man you say? *charges up a ball of flame*
Andrew*: Oh crap, I shouldn't have said that!
Miss Flirty: *hits 1 and kills Andrew* YES OMG OMG OMG I killed andrew! That makes me the best player in the world! Bow down to me!
All Flirty's supporters and even some of the people in Giant Noob's clan bow down.
Miss Flirty: Seems like my converting powers are growing!
L00b: Oh no, wheres Giant Noob?
On the other side of the battlefield:
Giant Noob: I can trim your items, trade me for more info!
Random Noob: Really? Now give back?
Giant Noob: It's mine now!
M.S: Okay lets see how much of the debt you've paid off...ONLY 50k?! Wow you really are a noob
Miss Rude: OI NOOB!
M.S: Wha?
Miss Rude: Yeah you!
M.S: Can't you see im dealing with an issue here!
Miss Rude: Yeah I know *walks closer to Giant Noob*
M.S: So anyway hows the battle going? We won yet?
Miss Rude: *takes the IOU from Giant Noob's hands* Well not exactly...
M.S: Erm...what do you mean, Dave said that you are on our side!
Miss Rude: Not anymore, *rips IOU*
Giant Noob: *gets out of his scamming trance and grabs his bronze dagger off M.S and stabs him with it, which makes M.S walk back to accidently trigger a switch*
M.S: Was that your master plan? You guys are pathetic!
27/27 120 skills achieved!
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Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

19-Jul-2012 19:46:47 - Last edited on 21-Jul-2012 12:07:39 by Jacoob

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Suddenly the ground opens up under M.S and he is then trapped in a cage.
Miss Rude: Noob!
Giant Noob: Yeah you noob!
M.S: Okay guys that a bit irritating!
Miss Rude: Fat Ugly Noob!
Giant Noob: Only noobs get caught in cages!
M.S: Seriously guys, us scammers don't like to be called noobs!
Miss Rude: Only noobs scam for cash, real players make them!
Giant Noob: Only noobs have a thieving cape!
M.S: Okay you two are really ******* me off! *starts to sweat*
Giant Noob: Only noobs get annoyed easily!
Miss Rude: Only noobs try to make other noobs scam!
M.S: Guys *starts to cry* SHUT UP!
Suddenly lots of Flirty's supporters come and surround M.S and call him a noob!
Flirty Joe: Noob!
Flirty Dean: Noob!
Flirty Paul: Noob!
etc
M.S: I can't take this anymore *takes a dagger out and kills himself*
Miss Rude: Good work guys!
In the underground passage of the Stadium Mega Newb is down there trying to establish contact with the other J Mods so he can bring this final to an end ASAP...
-Priv chat-
Mega Newb: Seriously this final needs to stop now, this Andrew guy is that corrupt J mod hacker called Dave
Mod Emilee: Yeah I know, the real Andrew has almost finished the paperwork to get his acc back
Mega Newb: Why don't you just give it back to him?
Mod Emilee: Rules and regulations
-Public chat-
Mega Newb: Okay, all I have to do is stay alive...shouldn't be too hard as there is no one down here
Nomad #1: Hi Mega Newb!
Mega Newb: Hi?
Nomad #2: Hi Mega Newb!
Nomad #3: Hi Mega Newb!
M.H: Hi pathetic noob!
Mega Newb: You're finished! Miss Emotes just said in the CC that Dave has just got killed!
M.H: So? And the bots are comming at any moment! I just told them to log in!
Mega Newb: Yeah and you'll be caught too!
M.H: No because you are going to get owned by 3 Nomads!
Mega Newb: No! Because I got this guy!
The Raptor: Hey guys, just to say that I own you all, I can own Nomad with my bare hands *walks up to Nomad #1 and snaps his neck* See im just too good!
27/27 120 skills achieved!
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Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

19-Jul-2012 19:46:54 - Last edited on 21-Jul-2012 12:39:17 by Jacoob

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The Raptor: *throws his Primal 2H sword like a javelin into the mouth of Nomad #2* And that just what I do! It's a natural talent which I can only do! Because I'm the best *slides under Nomad #3 and uses his feet to launch him up all the way to the ceiling and back down to the ground; killing him* And there you have it! That will be 1000M, Mega Newb!
Mega Newb: Okay -.- , here!
The Raptor: And next time don't give me something too easy!
Mega Newb: You can see why I don't summon him much...
M.H: The stuck up *****
Mega Newb: Anyway...
Suddenly they both get teled to the centre of the battlefield
Mod MMG: And over here is the LAST MAN left standing! Lord Hacker!
M.H: We'll see about that Mod MMG once I swap places with you! *uses codes and it doesnt work* WTF?
Mod MMG: We finally found out who you are and we have disabled your hacking powers!
M.H: How? No one can ever stop me!
Mod MMG: Dave just told us all the information, he couldn't bare the thought of us taking him to court and giving him a lifetime ban from RS!
M.H: That fat ******* mother ******* pig! I'm gonna kill him!
Mega Newb: Time to terminate! *uses ice barrage and quickly smashes him with a unreleased Dragon Maul* Dead!
Commentator 2: And Giant Noob's clan wins! *everyone cheers*
Giant Noob: Not my clan anymore!
Everyone: *gasps*
Giant Noob: Anyone noticed that I left it recently? I've joined Flirty Lady!
Mega Newb: Are you kidding me? I can't believe you're doing that Giant Noob!
Giant Noob: Well...I'm just joining the winning side now! Welcome to the real world!
Flirty Lady: And besides! Who killed Dave? Me! Who killed Master Scammer? People in my clan! Therefore my clan wins and I am the best player IN THE WORLD!
The End....
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

19-Jul-2012 19:47:05 - Last edited on 21-Jul-2012 13:05:21 by Jacoob

Jacoob

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=)--+ Chapter 78: Back to normal? +--(=
Now, we know Giant Noob joined Flirty Lady's clan, but other than that things are finally getting back to normal again. The anti-noob laws have been relaxed heavily as Mod MMG thinks that updates that make skills easier would be a better way to get rid of noobs. Now, in Flirty Lady's hideout:
Mailman: Mail for Giant Noob!
Giant Noob: Oh thats me! Thanks :) *opens it*
It reads:
"Congratulations Giant Noob. You are invited to attend the ceremony of Giant Noob being knighted by the Queen of the noobs for your contribution to the services of protection the noobs from imminent exinction. Please do not annoy her as she has a short temper. The ceremony is situated in Lumbridge Castle where the Queen of the Noobs resides.
Yours sincerely,
The Queen of the Noobs"
Giant Noob: Jane!
Flirty Lady: What?
Giant Noob: Can I go to a ceremony of me being knighted by the Queen of the Noobs?
Flirty Lady: I'm not your mother LOL.
Giant Noob: Yay im going!
At Lumby Castle:
Queen of the Noobs(Queen): Hurry up people! Sort out the decorations! I want everything to be perfect!
Noob 1: Yes Queenie
Queen: This better be perfect! Or else there will be trouble!
Noob 2: LOL what trouble?
Queen: Shut up you noob! Or i'll troll you!
Noob 2: Okay *cowers*
The ceremony starts:
L00b: Wow the Queen is so pretty *goes red*
Mega Newb: She does troll hard though, no joke
Queen: For your bravery in the face of danger, Giant Noob, you are awarded the Shiny GP cross and you are also knighted *uses a bronze sword to knight Giant Noob*
Giant Noob: Wow cool!
Queen: Damn you're nooby!
Giant Noob: Your point being? You're level 3 too!
Queen: Yeah but i'm the Queen, I can choose to be any level!
Giant Noob: Yeah and? I'm in the best clan in the game
Newbie: Ugh hes still arrogant =/
Queen: What are you saying? I'm the pro-est troller in the game! Look at my trophy for winning Trollscape 2012!
Giant Noob: Nice fake trophy!
Queen: It's not fake!
27/27 120 skills achieved!
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Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

21-Jul-2012 13:42:05

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Giant Noob: Yes it is!
Queen: *throws it at Giant Noob* See not fake you fat noob! Now get your ass outta here you ungrateful noob *teleothers Giant Noob*
Newbie: So how many times has the Queen trolled people this year?
Mega Newb: Dunno, i've lost count...Anyway im off, I need to go back to Jagex City, the players congress is having a meeting about the events of last week...
Newbie: Okay see you! :) Queen: Arrogant noobs these days...
L00b: He never used to be arrogant though
Queen: What are you? His boyfriend?
L00b: Well, we were good friends...
Queen: Well stop sticking up for your bf then its annoying me
L00b: Okay your highness, calm down...
Queen: I will not calm down!!!
L00b: Seriously, just cool it
Queen: No you cool it!
Before L00b could say anything else, Mega Noob pulls him away.
Mega Noob: Dude, theres no point fighting her, and shes female anyway so you cant hit her :) L00b: Why the little ***** had to start on me
Queen: You just called me a ***** thats the worst word ever! You are now banished from lumbridge!
L00b: K, I didn't wanna be living in Lumbridge anyway...*walks off*
Mega Noob: Sorry Queen, it's just that he hasn't had any sleep from after the massive battle that happened recently.
Queen: Yeah its okay, I liked what I heard about your group's adventures, may I join?
Mega Noob: But your highness, I don't think that it's a good idea for you to join, it might make it easier for people to kidnap you, infact-
Queen: Well i'm joining!
Mega Noob: I highly suggest that you should reconsider!
Queen: I'M JOINING!
Mega Noob: Okay yes ma'am!
The End
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

21-Jul-2012 13:42:18 - Last edited on 23-Jul-2012 12:00:34 by Jacoob

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