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M.H: Who made you those glitch pots in the first place? Me! Who bought the wildy back? Me!
M.P: I'm speaking to you, you nub! You're not so tough with your fancy codes!
M.H: Okay then! I'm getting Dave to deduct your stats! Dave!!!
M.P: Err...*throws a glitch pot on him and teleothers him far away* Right guys we havent got much time but im joining your clan!
Mega Noob: But you cant, Giant Noob has to be here to invite you!
M.P: I don't have time for that! I have glitch potions for that! *teles into the arena*
Lvl 120: I'm joining too! *talks to his clan* Clan merge? I never saw anything in the rules about a clan merge during a fight
Commentator 1: That cheating b....
Commentator 2: *Reading manual* He's right, it doesnt specify that here. So that means Giant Noob's clan win! And now they are through to the final against ProHeroes, which is led by Lord Hacker and...
Andrew*: *steals speaker* ME! I'm leading it as well.
Commentator 1: Erm, I dont think you can my King, its against the rules that you had written!
Andrew*: Do you really think I give a **** about the rules that I write?
Commentator 1: Er yeah, you created the game
Andrew*: Ahahaha, I hacked this acc, it was so easy! It's so funny that no one figured this out, not even Mod MMG could figure it out hes not smart at all, he can't even make good updates, even I, a random hacker could make better updates than him! Now to dispose of you! *sends the commentator to banland*
Commentator 2: You do know that everyone just heard that
Andrew*: Do you really think I care? Everyone likes me anyway!

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Commentator 2: Well you're not going to get away with it!
Andrew*: Really? Because i've just cast a powerful spell that makes everyone worship me!
Commentator 2: No way, I don't believe you! *starts to take effect* Actually I do You're amazing! You have to win!
Andrew*: Good *teles to the ProHeroes camp*
Part 2: Outside Jagex city
A massive army of Flirty Lady's invades the city and takes J mods to be "warped" to her cause
Miss Rude: Hey girls, what did I miss?
Flirty Lady: I used my worshippers to invade the city! And I have a new accomplace!
Navy Babe: Hey Miss Rude: What? I thought it was just me and you flirty!
Flirty Lady: Nah I get lots of people to do my bidding its just how my master plan works!
Miss Rude: But I love you! <3
Navy Babe: You're weird Miss Rude
Miss Rude: What? Did you just cus me?
Navy Babe: Yeah? And? I can beat you up irl, I work out 3 hours a day, every day! I can bench press 512 pounds with my legs! My broad shoulders own you any day!
Miss Rude: What? Is that supposed to be an insult? You ************, You sound like a fat ***** to me with guy features IRL
Giant Noob appears out of nowhere still sobbing and says
Giant Noob: It's true, i've seen her pics
Navy Babe: Seriously Giant Noob, im going round having to delete friends by the minute because you keep telling them lies
Giant Noob: But its true
Flirty Lady: Well if thats true, you're getting deleted by me Since you're ruining my cause
Navy Babe: Come on Flameboy lets blow this joint! *both tele*
Miss Rude: YEAH TELE YOU ***** **** *** GUY IRL!
Flirty Lady: So Giant Noob...wanna join me?<3 With you i'll be unstoppable

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18-Jul-2012 18:26:54 - Last edited on 19-Jul-2012 17:59:12 by Jacoob

Part Three:
At Andrew's house somewhere in Britain:
Andrew: Hmm, im bored playing on Mechscape, I better check RS to see what updates have been made, and to see if Mod MMG is doing his job...*tries to log in but fails* Hmm, thats odd, I don't remember changing my pass *calls up jagex* Haha guys very funny now, change my pass back!
Mod Emilee: Andrew, you're on RS right now ready to fight in the new Jagex Cup, you've been online for the last 2 years, and releasing some updates yourself
Andrew: Um, what?!
Mod Emilee: Yep
Andrew: Well can you disconnect my account and reset the pass so I can get it back?
Mod Emilee: No, sorry Andrew
Andrew: Why not?!
Mod Emilee: No, you're going to have to fill in the account recovery section on the website, you know the protocol
Andrew: Are you kidding me? Come on Mod Emilee you know its me
Mod Emilee: Yeah, I know its you but you gotta fill in the form like everyone else...
Andrew: You've got to be ******* joking! I made the ******* game! Ugh OMG...
In the warmup cave for Giant Noob's clan:
L00b: Guys can you let me in, i've heard about whats happened and I would let to be in your final 11 for the final match!
Newbie: Yeah let him in!
M.P: Final 11 ahahaha, do you really think ProHeroes will come out with a final 11? They didn't expect your clan to get this far, no way will they come out with just 11 people.
Mega Newb: All hail King Andrew the great!
M.P: Oh crap, Dave released that mindcontrol spell, it hasnt been tested yet =/
Lvl 120: Can it affect us?
M.P: Nope, its only a prototype, so it cant reach us, but I also have the prototype of the reverse *uses it on Mega Newb*
Mega Newb: All hail Jagex! Oh hey guys!

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L00b: So anyway guys, I think Giant Noob is very annoyed at the moment, hes...
Giant Noob: Right here I'm fine guys, i'm over her anyway now lets defeat that clan!
Commentator 2: And now, finally, the final battle will be starting now! So please get to your seats and watch Andrew tear everyone from limb to limb! And now the starting 11 for each team...
M.H, M.S and Dave walk out and meet Ben(lvl 120), M.P and Giant Noob:
Giant Noob: Sup guys, ready for a 3rd defeat in 51 chapters guys?
Andrew*: You know that it was not a win!
Giant Noob: Yeah, well you guys are getting owned by a lvl 3...again!
M.H: Really? Well its not like we are sticking to the rules in this fight *types in codes to teleother the whole clan into the arena*
Lvl 120: Not so fast *uses Ice Blizzard on M.H* We all potted up M.S: *runs at lightning speed around Giant Noob and steals his Bronze dagger* So did we!
M.P: Really? *hits 450-450 on Dave* WTF he has 10k LifePoints!
Suddenly a wall on one side of the stadium crumbles and the rest of Giant Noob's clan run out!
M.H: Damit! I pressed the wrong button!
Mega Noob: All on the fake Andrew!
Andrew*: Okay guys you wanna fight? *charges up a new unreleased spell called tidal wave*
Lvl 120: You wish! *uses his chaotic rapier to slice his chaotic staff in two"
Andrew*: You idiot, I can just code in another one! *types in codes and he is denied* Oh no, Mod MMG bought Andrew's rights to most of the codes in RS ugh...

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Suddenly a tower rises right where Ben and Dave are fighting taking them up with it....
Mega Newb: It's a dynamic stadium, everyone run into the tower and hide, I can see the rest of ProHeroes breaking out of their camp and into the battlefield!
M.H: Took you guys long enough
PH 1: Yeah well only because you're **** at coding, you've probably lost us the match!
M.H: Hey you know we are going to win!
Giant Noob: Take that evil doer *hits a PH member while heading towards the tower then suddenly is surrounded by lots and lots of trimmed bronze armour pieces on the ground* Wow, just so...beautiful
M.S: *grabs Giant Noob reaches into his pocket and pulls out the IOU of 5 Bill* You owe me 5 Bill dude Giant Noob: Yeah as if! You used a scamming bot!
M.S: Yeah and you lost to it! 5 Bill please
Giant Noob: Never!
M.S: Okay well I guess you'll have to work it off *controls Giant Noob with his Scamming magic and makes him go into the tower* This will be funny!
In the Tower:
Newbie: They cant find us here Giant Noob: 5 Bill plz! 5 Bill plz! 5 Bill plz! 5 Bill plz!
L00b: Dude, are you okay?
Giant Noob: I can trim your armour, it costs 5 Bill!
Mega Newb: Somethings not right here *notices the IOU in Giant's hand* Oh no hes got Master Scammer's famous IOU curse...
Newbie: What does it do?
Mega Newb: It makes you do anything to get the money back, and I mean anything, at the Players congress we had to deal with this. Normally the affected person goes mad and ends up getting banned by people reporting him/her.
M.P: And also, Master Scammer can't be defeated easily, either you have to scam him 5 Bill or your attacks won't hit.

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18-Jul-2012 19:08:14

Okay, you'll come in the story soon, got lots of new characters (the players submitted) to put in though

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