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Hey readers, just bumping the thread.....I may return back to making chapters (hopefully).
The reason why I was gone was because I was helping a so-called "friend" get 99 dungeoneering (which was her final 99 skill to get), while also trying to get 99 dungeoneering myself. And before you ask, no I am not 99 . I would of been though, but meh.
I helped this "friend" through quite a bit, when going through a rough patch yourself, its kind of sad when they dont try to help you out in the same way you helped them.
I'll try and bring out a chapter today .

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17-Sep-2012 11:40:26 - Last edited on 17-Sep-2012 11:42:27 by Jacoob

=)--+ Chapter 80: The Gift of Hacking (Part 1) +--(=
M.H: Hey guys. Today's chapter is about me and how I am so great. I own RS + Jagex and everyone that plays it. I control everything in game and I can hack into your greatest desires! When reading this story, if your computer starts to freeze and emit weird sounds, that's me taking over! Your computer (and character) will be an EXCELLENT sacrifice for my future plans .
Guard: SHUT UP! AND STOP TALKING ABOUT LAME PLANS TO RULE NOTHING!
M.H: Okay whatever, I can own you anyway!
Roommate: *grabs M.H's throat* Dude seriously shut up or i'll own you again, I need to get some sleep!
M.H: *gets scared* okay okay sorry. *whispers* okay so anyway folks, this is my story about how I became so great...
- 2005
M.H: Wow this game is epic! Wow lvl 10 cb YAY! I love this game so much!
Random Noob: Free Stuff Plz, I've been begging for 2 months!
M.H: Dude, I've just started since yesterday and I already have 50k, it's so easy to make money, heres 10k to get you started *gives noob 10k*
Random Noob: Wow sweet! Thanks!
M.H: No problem!
- 2006
M.H: So anyway i've completed all of the Quests in RS, WOOT!
M.H's friends: GRATZ!
M.H: I'm so happy to have all of you in my rs life Best game ever! I have made 200M and I am happy to be one of the few people that wears Full dragon! (At that time it was D med, D chain, D legs, which was ~25M)
A J-Mod called Jack appears out of nowhere to congratulate M.H:
Jack: Hello M.H, gratz! Can I talk to you in priv please? M.H: Okay, sure!
Priv chat:
Jack: Hey there, we've reviewed your progress and we think you should be a Player Moderator!
M.H: Really? YES!
Jack: Also due to the unofficial Jagex policy, us J-Mods add P-Mods So you're my friend now!
M.H: Epic! You know, I'd like to work for Jagex in the future!
Jack: Really? Well do you know how to program? Like using Java code etc
M.H: Not really, I know some fundermentals though.
Jack: Okay well I can teach you sometime
M.H: Cool

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19-Sep-2012 01:36:51

- 2007
M.H: Hmm I know quite a bit now, so you can do these things ingame too right?
Jack: Remember, you can only use your hacking powers for good, but yes you can.
M.H: Wow cool!
By this time M.H has a good friend called Yoyo3000 who by this time was a professional scammer and lurer. They are in edgy wildy at the moment:
Yoyo3000: Dude, I told you theres no lagg here in edgeville, now can I see how much you're worth please? M.H: Um, sure! *shows his wealth including full 3rd age Melee and 100M*
Yoyo3000: Oh sorry dude accidently clicked to trade you at the same time *moves 5 squares north into the wildy* Trade again please
M.H: Isn't it a bit dangerous up there?
Yoyo3000: Nonsense dude, I'm your best friend, i'll never let you die in the wildy! We are in a lowly populated world and no one goes to the wildy in edgy, now show me dem items!
M.H: Er okay *shows items*
Suddenly a pker comes out of nowhere and barrages M.H and then kills him and M.H drops all his items...
Priv chat:
M.H: Yoyo, WTF?
Yoyo3000: Ahahahah you fat noob! I got it on video...ON VIDEO! lololololol BEST LURE EVER! BYE BYE! *deletes M.H*
- 2 Months later
Priv chat:
Jack: Look M.H, for the last time, I cant help you on your report of Yoyo3000, it was before March 2007, when luring was not considered breaking the rules...
M.H: Oh come on, I was totally taken advantage of; he was my best friend in the game, I helped him become what he is today
Jack: Well it doesnt seem like you did a good job then....
M.H: What?
Jack: Just saying, anyway a J Mod found vids on him on a website and we will try to take them down but we cannot ban him.
- Late 2007
In Varrock west bank just after the GE came into existence:
M.H: Ugh its so hard to make easy money now that every noob is doing it...
BarragePro: Ahahaha Its you! One of those gullable noobs!
M.H: Do I know you?
BarragePro: Yeah! I'm that guy who pked you in that lure! Yoyo gave me half of the profits ! Now I'm super rich!

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19-Sep-2012 01:37:25 - Last edited on 19-Sep-2012 12:33:42 by Jacoob

M.H: Is that why you have noobs carrying you on a chair?
BarragePro: Pretty much! I own you anyway! I'm one of the richest players in the game and its all thanks to your stupidity! How rich are you now? Like 2k? LOL
M.H: 200k actually! Grr
BarragePro: You're pathetic! You'll never be good as me in RS ever, the best players only break rules and the J Mods lets them!
M.H: Thats not true! I'm friends with one!
BarragePro: Really?! Wow are you in love with J Mods or something? Ahaha I'm bored of you now....Noobs lets go buy out the new GE for the luls!
Slave Noobs: Sure boss!
M.H: I can't believe he got away with it, I reported both of them =/. He even treats noobs as slaves and Jagex wont do anything about it... time to take things into my own hands...
- The next day
BarragePro: Time to check my GE offers...Hmm I don't remember buying onions, I thought I was buying potatoes yesterday...oh wait these are potatoes...now time to check my bank...WTF? Nothing there? Oh wait it might be just loading, because you know my infinite wealth is HUGE .
BarragePro: Wow, I only have a highwayman's cape in my bank?! Thats not right...I think i've been hacked! Gotta my gf Stacey about this!
Priv Chat:
BarragePro: Stacey, I've been hacked =/
Stacey: You have no money? BYE *deletes*
Public Chat:
BarragePro: WTF?
M.H: Missing something?
BarragePro: IT WAS YOU! You hacked me!
M.H: No it wasn't *puts on Bandos armour*
BarragePro: HEY THATS MINE! I HAD THAT! I'm reporting!
M.H: I'm pretty sure it's mine from when you pked me unfairly!
- A few weeks later, Dec 2007
M.H: Ahh it felt so good to hack, gives me such a rush . Now to log back into my account for another day of scapeing *logs in and it looks a little bit different* Whats going on? Wheres my crown?
Mod Mark H: You are on trial for hacking a famous player, how do you plead?
M.H: Well guilty I guess but I had to do it; he and his friend lured + killed me and you guys didnt do anything
Mod Mark H: Well they are famous

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19-Sep-2012 01:37:36 - Last edited on 19-Sep-2012 12:55:14 by Jacoob

Mod Mark H: So therefore they dont receive such a big penalty compared to the normal players.
M.H: You being serious?
Mod Mark H: Look, basically their videos get lots of views and they get more people to play RS, which makes the game more popular and gives us more money to um, make better updates!
M.H: That's not fair
Mod Mark H: It is M.H, and you just wasted your time . And the verdict is...DEATH BY ROLLBACK! Oh wait you were a P Mod so....SEND HIM TO BANLAND FOR 6 MONTHS!
- December 10th (trade removal update):
There is rioting outside Jagex city, near the jail that is called "Banland", so most Mods have to deal with the rioters!
In Jail:
M.H: Oh this is so boring, all I gotta do is hack this metal ***** for fun *changes it into a shied* Wow cool, my powers are growing stronger!
???: What powers?
M.H: I can hack things ingame ???: Nice, wanna know my powers?
M.H: Sure!
???: I am level 120 and I own noobs!
M.H: I'm pretty sure that not a pow...
Lvl 120: SHUT UP, YES IT IS! My name is Ben, nice to meet you!
M.H: I'm M.H!
Lvl 120: Now we are gonna use your hacking powers and my Lvl 120ness to get us out of here!
M.H: How?
Lvl 120: Well I used my one free PM to contact my friends M.P and M.S to make the riot as a diversion, so they could help us escape, so they are now waiting for me on the other side, you just need to hack the wall now...
M.H: I'll try *tries with all his might and it eventually works, but a guard sees it happen*
J Mod1: OMG these dumb player noobs know how to hack! GUARDS GET THEM!
Lvl 120: Gogogo...
They escape jail and kill the guards following them and they all flee from the scene.
M.H: Wow you guys are epic! Can I join your group?
Lvl 120: Yes you can, but first, you have to get rid of this character!
M.H: Is that a lvl 3 noob?
Lvl 120: Yes it is!
M.H: You being serious?
Lvl 120: YES! NOW GO! HES IN BH!
THE END

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19-Sep-2012 02:28:12 - Last edited on 19-Sep-2012 13:16:29 by Jacoob

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