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Jacoob

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Long story short I'm in my last year of university so I will not be able to write more stories often, I will try to, but of course; work comes first ;) .
I will also make a Mega Noob thread soon btw.
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12-Oct-2012 02:34:37

Jacoob

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=)--+ Chapter 82: Giant Noob goes Fishing +--(=
Giant Noob: Jane! Can I cook some shrimp please?!
Jane: Erm, okay... You don't have to ask me about everything
Giant Noob: But aren't you like, the leader of this place?
Jane: Well duh! Of course I am, but you're second in charge, and as second in charge, you only need to question me about important things
Giant Noob: Okay! Gotcha! I'm going to cook now!
Giant Noob goes into the kitchen and realizes that theres lots of raw higher level food which he cant cook. He then hears a knock at the front door of the castle!
Giant Noob: Hello there!
Random Person: OMG ITS YOU!
Giant Noob: What?
Random Person: Er...I mean, I'd like to be your new servant! I'm poor and I need some money
Giant Noob: Theres something weird about you; It's like you're trying to beg but can't. Like you're up to something?
Random Person: Erm...free stuff...what was that last word? Erm...Plocks?
Giant Noob: Hmm, well that good enough for me. You can help me cook food! Come in!
Friend Chat:
Anti-Noob2: IM IN! YES!
Anti-Noob1: Now remember, we gotta make sure that its all an "accident". We need to ruin his clan's food supply so that they all turn on him!
Anti-Noob2: Yes sir!
Anti-Noob1: Talk to me when the deed is done!
Public Chat:
Anti-Noob2: So anyway, I can help you cook this!
Giant Noob: Cool, so whats your cooking level?
Anti-Noob2: Erm, 95...er, er, er I mean 4! *puts the poison on the food*
Giant Noob: Nice! Mines 3!
Anti-Noob2: Nice bro, I mean fellow nooblican! Now I am going to cook it!
Giant Noob: Okay, so where are you from?
Anti-Noob2: Seers Village! DAMIT I know this one!...Er...Lumby!
Giant Noob: Wow cool! I'm Lumby too! What begging section did your family originate from?
Anti-Noob2: OH THATS IT! I GIVE UP! I'M HERE TO FRAME YOU!
Jade: G! Did you mess around with my runes again? WTF? Bye stranger! *kills Anti-Noob2*
Giant Noob: Why did you kill him? He was going to tell me what section his family was from!
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21-Oct-2012 14:31:37

Jacoob

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Jane: He was clearly a spy, trying to kill you. *checks the food* And hes poisoned the clans food as well! Ugh, time to get my fishing rod out!
Giant Noob: Don't worry! I can fish the food!
Jane: No don't, actually, you do need to level your skills...and you can't get attacked in the wildy as your combat level is too low...
Giant Noob: See you!
While fishing, Giant Noob notices a random high leveled armored person walking around talk about how he is so great.
The Raptor: I am so great! I own everyone!
Giant Noob: Hello!
The Raptor: Hi little nooblet!
Giant Noob: So what do you do exactly?
The Raptor: Well I walk around RS and show everyone how famous I am
Giant Noob: That's a bit boring isn't it?
The Raptor: Yeah, well, not really! Everyone loves how cool I am!
Giant Noob: Mega Newb said how you demand money for killing things
The Raptor: Well I'm not a free service you know! People gotta pay to look at me!
Giant Noob: So how comes you're not going around making people pay you?
The Raptor: Because Jagex threatened to discountinue me, because in their recent poll everyone said how I was obnoxious =/
Giant Noob: Can you help me fish for free please?
The Raptor: Yeah sure I guess...
The Raptor teaches Giant Noob how to fish quickly and gain as much xp as possible. In a few hours Giant Noob reaches level 50 in fishing.
Giant Noob: Thanks dude! Level 50 woohoo! My highest skill!
The Raptor: Highest skill? Wow you're nooby!
A pker comes out of nowhere and tries to pk The Raptor!
Pker123: Die Raptor Noob! *uses D Claws - hits 300-150-100-50*
The Raptor: LOL really? *grabs Pker123 and throws him up into the sky into the sea* That idiot, anyway...
The End
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21-Oct-2012 14:31:46 - Last edited on 21-Oct-2012 15:04:00 by Jacoob

Jimothey
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Jimothey

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Meanwhile, James has been secluded in the Lair of the Queen Black Dragon. Everyone forgot about him, he felt abandoned, left for dead, then, he realized... "It's time..." he activated the last artifact and walked down the stairs that were under the first artifact. He collected the loot from the table that stood before him at the bottom of the stairs, then said "OMG DRACONIC VISAGE! OMG DRAGON KITESHIELD! OMG DRAGONBONE UPGRADE KIT! OMG ROYAL CROSSBOW PARTS! OMG DRAGONKIN JOURNALS! KABLAHHAHAHAH!##%!&*!&!!!!&^!^!@!! :D " and he went out the portal. He upgraded his Dragon Armor set into Dragonbone Armor. He also Pked a guy for his infinity armor and also got some royal dhide armor (with coif from the guy he pked). There were only 3 more pieces of what he needed for his re-arrival- the royal crossbow (easy) and the dragon rider gloves and boots (harder), and the dragon rider journal (as hard as the gloves and boots part).
In other words... good story keep writing! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

31-Oct-2012 20:29:09

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