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Jusey1

Jusey1

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LOL!!!
Oh, I got a short one.
DS: (Stares at DM's pet)
DM: Why are you staring at my pet?
DS: Can I slay it?
DM: No.
DS: plz?
DM: No!
DS: PLZZZZZ?
DM: *Is bored and casts tele-other on DS and teleports him to KBD's lair*
KBD: WTF! How you got in here!
DS: *Gets confused and looks at KBD* A dragon I can slay!
KBD: Ah... Great *Gets slain by DS, over and over again til DS gets bored and teles away*
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GN (Giant Noob): Where did you teleport DS to?
DM: Heaven.
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btw, replace "kileld my pet dude" with "killed my minion"

22-Jul-2011 02:15:45 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2011 15:08:18 by Jusey1

Jimothey
Apr Member 2010

Jimothey

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James:hi!
DS:hi! want a free draconic visage? i don't need it since i got a ton of gp and visages from killing dragons.
James: OMG YES! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THOSE! :D DS:here you go :) *teles to ardogine...ardigone...ardogune...ardy*
99 smith guy:want some smithing assist to make a dfs?
James:YES! *gets assist and smiths a dfs* here's 100k gp! thanks!
99 smith guy:nono, thank you!
James:at last, a dfs!
dfs gets telegrabbed
James:WT*!?
Hacker:lol, noob! this is going on the ge!
James: OH NO YOU DON'T! GET OVER HERE!!! *grabs the hacker with his whip, stabs him with his dds, and hits a 990 on him* *dances* oh yeaah! who got his dfs back? it's me! oh yeaah! got more loot! full bandos! ags! fury ammy! fire cape! divine sigil! etc! uh-huh! oh yeaah! uh-huh uh-huh oh yeah! XD *teles home*
James:ahh... desert outpost sweet desert outpost! butler, fetch me some more planks and bricks! time for me to start building! :)
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

24-Jul-2011 19:22:47 - Last edited on 24-Jul-2011 19:28:49 by Jimothey

Jacoob

Jacoob

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=)--+ Chapter 72: The Reunion +--(=
Mathpwns: Me and ma math
Mega Noob: What did he say?
Translator: He said: "Me and my money"
Scenic: So, let me get this straight...out of all of the people to get affected by the blast, this guy managed to get lucky and go back in time to buy phats then go forward again
Mathpwns: I own all
Translator: I own all you noobs with my money
Giant Noob: So, Math, ole buddy, can you help a noob in need?
Mathpwns: No! My math!
Translator: No you idiotic fool its my money
Giant Noob: So what is new in this game exactly?
Gaara: Well lets see; Almost everything, lol, there are lots of high levels here at the GE its unheard of
Seal: Hey chaps, I think we should start a clan to get everyone together
Giant Noob: Good idea seal!
They all go to the clan camp and make the clan, it receives a bit of attention from some players:
Hotsparmar: YO man, so I heard about your RS liberation clan, can I join plz plz plz, I got 60 Fletching!
Giant Noob: 60 Fletching?! Wow, thats good enough for me, why do you want to join though?
Hotsparmar: Well recently, Jagex has been acting strange, they took all my money away a few days ago =/
L00b: Why? Because you're not like us?
Hostparmar: What do you mean not like us?
Jacob: Oh I think you should be quiet L00b!
L00b: Why? He sounds like hes had tons of money in the past that's why hes different from us noobs
Everyone else: OH! *sigh*
L00b: What did you all think I mean't?
Everyone else: Nothing
Ludacolo: Yo guys! I want to join too!
Giant Noob: Wow theres a shiny gp in his hand! *takes the gp that Ludacolo is holding*
Ludacolo: WTF you doing noob? Thats mine! Don't let me DH you!
Giant Noob: Okay Okay, calm down, i'll just figure out how to get it later...
Suddenly sounds are heard from the south of the GE:
Newbie Extra: Uh oh, guys I see P Mods
P Mod1: LOL look at you noob, a guy with lvl 88 combat with a magic cape, thats bug abuse in the rule books now!
DeeDee: No way!
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

25-Jul-2011 08:19:55 - Last edited on 28-Jul-2011 08:10:29 by Jacoob

Jacoob

Jacoob

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P Mod2: Rule no.45: To have a 99 in a skill you must be level 120+ combat, or this leads to 20 years in BanLand
DeeDee: What? I'm not going to BanLand!
Cheddarnoob: We gotta help him!
P Mod1: Time to go *gets a teleother spell ready*
Kitty: Okay, 1...2...3!
Freeze: *freezes both of the mods* Join our liberation clan!
DeeDee: Okay, as long as you dont have any stupid rules
The End
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

25-Jul-2011 08:20:06 - Last edited on 28-Jul-2011 08:13:47 by Jacoob

Suhailj

Suhailj

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BUMP!
In Lv.50 Wildy
Slayyer:i wish there was something to kill
Pker1:hey look at that low lv.
Slayyer: me? Low lv.????
*Barrages the Pker that he has 1hp left*
Pker1:noooooo
Slayyer:ooh nice loot!
Moral: Do not mess with Slayyer
1000th post! ^_^

26-Jul-2011 20:44:44 - Last edited on 27-Jul-2011 16:48:38 by Suhailj

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