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Straight to the bank by 50 cent
Straight to the bank by 50 cent
27-Jul-2011 19:04:15 - Last edited on 27-Jul-2011 20:05:39 by revamping
=)--+ Chapter 73: The New RS +--(=
In Jagex HQ:
Andrew*: This update will be the greatest ever: CLAN CITADELS!
M.S: How does it work? Is there a slot machine that pinches the players money?
Andrew*: Nah, its sort of a clan update, but theres a catch...
M.P: What's the catch?
Andrew*: It'll be highly addictive, offering all this stuff with it and we'll advertise it lots and once they get into the citadels, they will all be ranked into a tier system and be forced to fight each other, we'll call it the Jagex Clan League!
M.P: OMG that sounds good!
M.H: Wait, what about altering levels? FFS Dave, you said you would include my idea!
Andrew*: I'm getting to that...when two teams fight, the losers get their stats deducted and some bank items taken!
M.H: OH YEAH!
M.S: What about me?
Andrew*: We'll include a taxing rule too!
M.S:
Andrew*: Okay, so everyone is happy, good
J Mod3: Yo Sir! Giant Noob has been spotted in Varrock!
Andrew*: Hmm lets see *looks into his viewing orb* Oh crap he's gathered up a bigger clan! But he's begging as usual, lol
M.H: I have an idea on how to get rid of him!
In Varrock, Giant Noob is organising ranks for his clan while others are promoting the clan:
L00b: Join Giant Noob's clan! Ugh this isn't working, i've been advertising for 2 hours and no one wants to join...
Mega Noob: Ok l00b let me try, you must be saying it wrong! Join Giant Noob's Clan to overthrow the dictators!
All the noobs in Varrock come out of nowhere...
All Noobs: ME ME ME ME ME! Can I join pl0x?! Lvl 138 OMFG@@@
Mega Noob: Told you.
L00b: Grr
In private Chat:
L00b: Dude, this Mega guy is getting on my nerves, hes so arrogant
Giant Noob: I know, tell me about it, the guy wouldn't even give me a shiny gp
L00b: Lets frame him for something and kick him out of the clan
Giant Noob: That sounds a bit too extreme, and anyway he's bringing us members
Public Chat:
Navy Babe: I'd like to join the clan
Mega Noob: Finally someone thats actually 120+
Twitter: @Jacoob_RS
In Jagex HQ:
Andrew*: This update will be the greatest ever: CLAN CITADELS!
M.S: How does it work? Is there a slot machine that pinches the players money?
Andrew*: Nah, its sort of a clan update, but theres a catch...
M.P: What's the catch?
Andrew*: It'll be highly addictive, offering all this stuff with it and we'll advertise it lots and once they get into the citadels, they will all be ranked into a tier system and be forced to fight each other, we'll call it the Jagex Clan League!
M.P: OMG that sounds good!
M.H: Wait, what about altering levels? FFS Dave, you said you would include my idea!
Andrew*: I'm getting to that...when two teams fight, the losers get their stats deducted and some bank items taken!
M.H: OH YEAH!
M.S: What about me?
Andrew*: We'll include a taxing rule too!
M.S:
Andrew*: Okay, so everyone is happy, good
J Mod3: Yo Sir! Giant Noob has been spotted in Varrock!
Andrew*: Hmm lets see *looks into his viewing orb* Oh crap he's gathered up a bigger clan! But he's begging as usual, lol
M.H: I have an idea on how to get rid of him!
In Varrock, Giant Noob is organising ranks for his clan while others are promoting the clan:
L00b: Join Giant Noob's clan! Ugh this isn't working, i've been advertising for 2 hours and no one wants to join...
Mega Noob: Ok l00b let me try, you must be saying it wrong! Join Giant Noob's Clan to overthrow the dictators!
All the noobs in Varrock come out of nowhere...
All Noobs: ME ME ME ME ME! Can I join pl0x?! Lvl 138 OMFG@@@
Mega Noob: Told you.
L00b: Grr
In private Chat:
L00b: Dude, this Mega guy is getting on my nerves, hes so arrogant
Giant Noob: I know, tell me about it, the guy wouldn't even give me a shiny gp
L00b: Lets frame him for something and kick him out of the clan
Giant Noob: That sounds a bit too extreme, and anyway he's bringing us members
Public Chat:
Navy Babe: I'd like to join the clan
Mega Noob: Finally someone thats actually 120+
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!
Completionist - 3.7b Total XP
Twitter: @Jacoob_RS
29-Jul-2011 02:38:45 - Last edited on 17-Aug-2011 19:52:09 by Jacoob
L00b: (To Giant Noob) I'm telling you, he's getting worse, if my brother was here he'd kill the corrupt J Mod in one hit
Giant Noob: (To L00b) Yea sure, anyway theres a new girl in the clan I gotta impress!
Clan Chat:
Navy Babe: So whats up guys?
L00b: Hai dere
Giant Noob: Yo Yo Yo itz Giant in da building, I am the clan owner!
L00b: And i'm deputy, doing the day to day paperwork of the clan!
LastShadow18: So L00b, about that quest, Rune Mysteries, I can help you with it now
L00b: What help? I am the quest master!
Giant Noob: No! I am the quest master! I beat Nomad with my own hands!
LastShadow: Lol...
Navy Babe: Hehe, you guys are so talkative o.o
~ A few hours later ~
Navy Babe: ...so anyway, in this game and IRL, a lot of guys seem to want me, its really weird, but i'm very athletic though
Giant Noob: Uh huh
L00b: Damn!
Newbie Extra: Lol...
Navy Babe: Giant Noob, can I speak to you please
Giant Noob: Okay
Private Chat:
Navy Babe: I think you're really cool
Giant Noob:
Navy Babe: I need to tell you something, I was going to quit this game today but you helped me a lot and I thank you a lot for that <3
Giant Noob: Aww thanks <3, you were going to quit?
Navy Babe: Yeh, I got hacked the other day and lost 1 bill =/
Giant Noob: 1 Bill? Wow
Navy Babe: Yeh its a lot, but anyway I think that you're amazing nd can you help me make some money please?
Giant Noob: SURE!
I know the perfect way! Lets go lumby!
- System update in 5:00 -
Clan chat:
Newbie Extra: System update in 5mins
Citadels please!
Giant Noob: Not for me
Newbie Extra: Thats odd
Mega Noob: System update is happening for me too ugh, just as I was about to have my Max total level party...
L00b: Where is everyone?
- System update in 1:00 -
L00b: Hmm this is odd, most of us are in Varrock right?
Most people: Yeah
L00b: Well when I walk out of Varrock theres no system update sign! It must be a trap!
- System update in 0:00 -
To be continued...
Twitter: @Jacoob_RS
Giant Noob: (To L00b) Yea sure, anyway theres a new girl in the clan I gotta impress!
Clan Chat:
Navy Babe: So whats up guys?
L00b: Hai dere
Giant Noob: Yo Yo Yo itz Giant in da building, I am the clan owner!
L00b: And i'm deputy, doing the day to day paperwork of the clan!
LastShadow18: So L00b, about that quest, Rune Mysteries, I can help you with it now
L00b: What help? I am the quest master!
Giant Noob: No! I am the quest master! I beat Nomad with my own hands!
LastShadow: Lol...
Navy Babe: Hehe, you guys are so talkative o.o
~ A few hours later ~
Navy Babe: ...so anyway, in this game and IRL, a lot of guys seem to want me, its really weird, but i'm very athletic though
Giant Noob: Uh huh
L00b: Damn!
Newbie Extra: Lol...
Navy Babe: Giant Noob, can I speak to you please
Giant Noob: Okay
Private Chat:
Navy Babe: I think you're really cool
Giant Noob:
Navy Babe: I need to tell you something, I was going to quit this game today but you helped me a lot and I thank you a lot for that <3
Giant Noob: Aww thanks <3, you were going to quit?
Navy Babe: Yeh, I got hacked the other day and lost 1 bill =/
Giant Noob: 1 Bill? Wow
Navy Babe: Yeh its a lot, but anyway I think that you're amazing nd can you help me make some money please?
Giant Noob: SURE!
I know the perfect way! Lets go lumby!
- System update in 5:00 -
Clan chat:
Newbie Extra: System update in 5mins
Citadels please!
Giant Noob: Not for me
Newbie Extra: Thats odd
Mega Noob: System update is happening for me too ugh, just as I was about to have my Max total level party...
L00b: Where is everyone?
- System update in 1:00 -
L00b: Hmm this is odd, most of us are in Varrock right?
Most people: Yeah
L00b: Well when I walk out of Varrock theres no system update sign! It must be a trap!
- System update in 0:00 -
To be continued...
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!
Completionist - 3.7b Total XP
Twitter: @Jacoob_RS
29-Jul-2011 02:38:56 - Last edited on 17-Aug-2011 21:41:12 by Jacoob
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