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~ Future Chapters ~
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After all the characters get back from the blast effects I have ideas popping up for new chapters such as:
-> A chapter to do with gambling in RS since the dice and flower games are now very popular
-> A chapter where the J mods and other players propose ideas of new content to the new Andrew
-> Chapter 75 will be another showdown ofc but this story will at least go to Chapter 100
-> A chapter on the the recent new content that jagex has released (trying to speed my way to that)
-> A chapter on Ben's (lvl 135's) past
-> A chapter on the skill nerfs
-> A chapter on what exactly on rs has changed under the new Andrew
All new characters will come in soon by the way. Keep reading and posting THANKS :D
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12-Jun-2011 20:17:39

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=)--+ Chapter 67: Zaros V Zammy Part(2) +--(=
At Zaros' side, 30mins before the battle took place:
Azzanadra: .... and that is why Zammy is like that, Newbie
Newbie Extra: I see
Jhallan: *comes out of the ground* Oh crap oh crap, I dug too far, guys hide me, im not strong enough
Azzanadra: Look noob, being a part of our clan means you gotta fight whether you like it or not, anyway we are gonna win this thing!
Athanakos: I really don't know guys, if Bilrach actually came out of nolifing dungeoneering then we are dead...
Sliske comes in pulling a giant wooden box
Sliske: Hey guys look what I brought! We'll definetly win now! Guess who it is!
Athanakos: Erm, something that 1-hit KO's Enahkra?
Sliske: Sorta
Azzanadra: Something beams down Zaros?
Sliske: No
Newbie Extra: High lvl monster?
Sliske: SHES NOT A MONSTER! But yes
Jhallan: Its Nex L0L, didn't you guys know?
Sliske: FFS I wanted it to be a suprise, yes we are going out...
Azzanada: OMG OMG NEX
Newbie Extra: Whats a Nex?
Athanakos: You don't know who Nex is?
Newbie Extra: Er, no?
Sliske: Dude, its like 2011 how could you not know her?
Newbie Extra: Isn't it 2009? Wow that blast must of made me go forward in time
Sliske: Thats weird, anyway guys we need to prepare for battle, just waiting on Wahisietel now
Wahisietel: Yo guys! I just got the commentator here, I think we're ready for Acheron ritual no.18!
Newbie Extra: Er guys what do I do?
Azzanadra: Basically what you have to do is you need to wait here for more recruits that would like to fight with us
Newbie Extra: Thats boring! I wanna fight
Azzanadra: Yea but you're human and nooby
Newbie Extra: But I get lucky drops, trust me
Azzanadra: Not good enough *uses a spell that sticks newbie to the ground* Now you're going to stay here
Commentator: And now this battle is about to get underway, who will be sacrificed for this ritual?
(To be contnued)
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12-Jun-2011 23:38:53 - Last edited on 17-Jun-2011 16:36:58 by Jacoob

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Commentator 1: And its just about to get underway, the Zarosian side havent won at Achreon since the start of the 4th age, can you believe that Mike?
Commentator 2: Yea its sometimes unbelieveable to think that such a talented side could not really challenge this underpowered Zamorak side in the last 400-500 years
Commentator 1: Well they don't really play well together and make stupid mistakes, their best player Azzanadra holds the team together very well, with Athanakos at front who scores very well with his left foot...
Newbie Extra: I didn't know you guys were battling soccer style?
Sliske: I think we got the wrong commentators, oh well. Okay Nexie, baby, can you charge the Zammy camp over there, so that we can take the weakest follower out and sacrifice him quickly, its fair that way :) Nex: Yes...I will *charges the Zammy base with super high powered attacks*
Commentator 3: Sorry that i'm late guys, my wife was about to have her second child but I turned it down for this :D Wahisietel: Woo!
Azzanadra: Time to uses unlimited ancient powers :D *starts exploding parts of Zammy's camp*
Jhallan: Ok Azzy, i'm staying just behind you, I feel safe
Sliske: I found one! *grabs Cheddarnoob and takes him to the ritual stone*
Cheddarnoob: Why is everyone grabbing me today
Newbie Extra: OMG its cheddar!
Sliske: You sympathise with Zammy's followers?
Newbie Extra: Hes not a follower, me and him got caught up in the same blast! Hes human, wait I feel really funny!
Cheddarnoob: Me too!
Both Newbie and Cheddar start to fade and disappear!
Sliske: Hmm that was weird, that Newbie guy was kinda cool!
Nexie: What are you saying? You love him?
Sliske: Uh nothing Nexie, I just know him!
Bilrach: Oh damn! I'm late, but I got all the gear I need!
Commentator 3: And this battle is getting so massive! Bilrach just returned and gave his friends Chaotic gear! This is so intense its better than the battle from the lord of the rings! And here come the Dragonkin OMG!
THE END
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13-Jun-2011 13:35:20 - Last edited on 17-Jun-2011 16:59:56 by Jacoob

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=}--+ Chapter 68: Sea Battle +--{=
Choco, Scared O and Freeze are in a boat heading to the ghostly port, however they have gone far more north than anticipated so they are now heading to Daemonheim.
Scared O: They're gaining on us!
Freeze: I'm trying to sail faster but a box comes up and says "You need level 30 Sailing to steer properly"
NPC 1: Yu ruin our tradition now we ruin yours! *sets off fireworks*
Choco: Im'ma firin' my lazor!*blows up the enemy ship*
Scared O: Yay!, by the way guys I think I see land!
Freeze: Yeah me too! But I sense that it's a cold land, either that or the ghostly port has been graphically updated to have snow and ice on it
Choco: Hmm interesting, oh ****!
Suddenly a large fleet of middle age Chinese warships approaches our characters
NPC 2: We wil get our revenge! Through strength and honour!
Freeze: Almost there! Get ready to run off the boat!
NPC 3: Get tha bolt racks ready!
Scared O: Run!!!
Both Scared O and Choco run off the boat but Freeze is stuck, he gets a level up sailing box lol
Freeze: *You sailing is now level 2, you can sail etc* Oh really? Like thats really needed now! *Closes box and runs*
They all run into Daemonheim, all the way to the dungeoneering bit and bump into a guy boasting about getting 200M dung xp
Bilrach: Yea! I reached the strange power and got 200M dung xp! I OWN ALL!*dances*
Scared O: Excuse me, what is this place?
Bilrach: This is Daemonheim its home to the new skill that ive been playing for a year straight now, why?
Scared O: Well erm basically we havent heard of this place before and we have the people from the eastern lands after us!
Bilrach: Really? Yes time to test my new chaotic stuff!
Choco: What?
Bilrach runs towards towards the army and decimates them within a minute
Bilrach: Easy Peasy noobs! Man you guys need to train dung, anyway Lord Zammy is calling me! Bye!
Freeze: That was weird, hmm now im feeling weird
The spell wears off on all 3 characters and they end up in the GE
THE END
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17-Jun-2011 17:46:29 - Last edited on 21-Jun-2011 16:20:13 by Jacoob

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