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22-Aug-2011 17:17:45 - Last edited on 18-Sep-2011 03:06:36 by Jimothey

intro to dragonman version of james part 1/3
james: ! YOU!
M.H.: ?
james:RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! *james puts on full dragon and turns into dragonman*
dragonman:groarr... you... you almost DESTROYED ME!!!!!!!
M.H.:wha-what are you talking abou-oh... oh yeah! you were that kid who i almost hacked!XD okay, now the end is near for you!!!>:] *summons bots*
dragonman:GRRRAAAAARRRGGHHH!!! *deals at most 990 damage to all the bots through d-claws super-specs*
M.H.:wha-how? D:
dragonman:remember the time you tried to hack me?
M.H.:yeah...
dragonman:it modified my account, giving it abilities including the superior explorers ring 3, the ability to do parkour and supercombat (the ability to do super-specs, use my shield as a weapon, the ability to kick with a weapon, and turn into dragonman when wearing full dragon armor.). speaking of the explorers ring 3, CLONE SURPRISE!!! *dragonman summons clones after digging underground, then the clones dig underground and come back up with dragonman*
M.H.: ?
dragonman and clones:call this a game. you find the real me, you win. if you find a clone three times in a row, you lose.
M.H.and what happens if i win?
dragonman and clones:you get the reward from the clan match. if you lose, you'll have to quit runescape for good. if you lose and are a nooby poor sport and try to destroy me or come back from quitting for good, i'll have you banned by jagex for eternity.
M.H.:that'll be easy. i'll just hack into your account, and drag the real you towards me.>:]
dragonman and clones:will you? my account is more secure than anyone else's on runescape due to full jagex protection. nobody can hack into my account. not even you, and you're the best hacker in runescape. so, no hacking.
M.H.:hmm... i'd say in the direct middle. >:] *M.H. pushes all the clones out of the way and stabs the one who he thinks is the real dragonman in the neck*
suspected dragonman clone:you're a dumb***.
M.H.:AAGH, WHAT!?
TO BE CONTINUED IN NEXT POST! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

22-Aug-2011 20:19:01 - Last edited on 22-Aug-2011 21:05:19 by Jimothey

intro to dragonman version of james part 2/3
suspected dragonman clone:dude, next time when there are alot of doppelgangers,*throws knife out of neck* dont try to find the real one in the middle of the group. try to think for once.
M.H.:hmm... okay. let's see... umm... AHA! furthest away from the crowd! *pushes all the clones out of the way to get to the one he assumes is dragonman and shoots him in the chest with his crossbow*
second suspected dragonman clone:again nope.
M.H.:NAAAAAGGH!!!
second suspected dragonman clone:look, since this is your last turn, we'll be a fair sport and tell you something. *throws bolt out of his chest* you know how we dug underground earlier and came back up?
M.H.:yeah...
second suspected dragonman clone: well, that was a way of scrambling around. try to follow the way we dug underground.
M.H.: okay. hmm... *looks at holes in ground* AHA! GOTCHA! >:] *knocks all of the clones out of the way and goes to the one suspected to be dragonman and casts miasma storm (needs level 99 mage to cast) to kill him*
dragonman: over here! (meaning "you didn't get the real me" )
M.H.:WHAT!?!?!?
dragonman: okay, you listened to clones 1 and 2, but you didn't think of the movement of me and the clones when you pushed us out of the way. in other terms, you failed to find me and you lose. now, sign the runescape resignation.
M.H.: okay, NOT!!! >:[ *epic battle commences where M.H. shoots at dragonman with his crossbow and dragonman gets hit*
M.H.:what!? how the- what the-? that was my only glitched crossbow bolt!
dragonman:think of every chunk of armor taken off of me as my forms. when i lose a chunk, i grow to a higher form where i get deadlier, stronger, and faster. now, let the real game commence. >:]
CONTINUED AT PART 3
NOTE: part 3 is a trademark of jamesedison1 corporations and cannot be in any way copied or edited.
WARNING:there is only LITTLE dialogue in the story. therefore, boring details of the fight are in it and will not be taken out.
lol Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

22-Aug-2011 21:05:08 - Last edited on 23-Aug-2011 01:58:04 by Jimothey

intro to dragonman version of james part 3/3
note:this part mainly features the details of the fight, some dialogue.
dragonman grows to form 2 where he gets longer and sharper claws and loses weight. dragonman runs straight to master hacker, dodging all of the crossbow bolts and slicing him with the claws. however, dragonman got sliced by the glitched sword that M.H. has, and has lost another chunck of armor from that. bad, but good.
he then gains the ability to use dragonbreath and loses more weight. this time, not only does dragonman dodge all of the crossbow bolts, but he also dodges all of the sword slashes. again dragonman keeps slicing and burning M.H., but then gets struck by glitch oblivion, a spell requiring 99 mage to cast.
dragonman was sure to be dead, but instead he just loses his last chunk of armor, turning him into a complete dragon-human...
M.H.:wha-what are you!? D:
dragonman form 3:i am human, yet dragon. i am now faster, stronger, and deadlier than you. this is now the endgame! >:]
dragonman now has full dragon capabilities:wings, firebreath, strength, speed, viciousness, and instinct.
M.H. now just keeps casting glitch oblivion, but every time, he misses. it really is the endgame for M.H. dragonman is now burning M.H. over and over again, while tossing him around like he's nothing.
dragonman was about to perform the legendary tenth degree burn, but he turns back into james.
james:wha-what? ahh... no!
M.H.:hehe, looks like it's the endgame for you, james. >:[
james:nope, not yet. >:] *pulls out the ban sword*
M.H.:wha-what is that? james:the ban sword, the cousin of the ban hammer.
M.H.:and, because i've been a spoiled sport, you're gonna ban me...
james:yep. told you it was the endgame for you! M.H.: oh... AHH... F-
james slices M.H. in half using the ban sword.
the ban sword is a weapon composed of guthixian metal bound with dragonite (dragon metal) and runite. this has the same properties of the ban hammer.
THE END-game (lol) Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

22-Aug-2011 21:57:39 - Last edited on 23-Aug-2011 01:34:34 by Jimothey

22-Aug-2011 22:33:38 - Last edited on 22-Aug-2011 22:40:41 by Jimothey

23-Aug-2011 01:23:54 - Last edited on 18-Sep-2011 03:04:12 by Jimothey

darth vader vs luke fight reference between giant noob and mega noob (lolicantbeliveimadethis XD)
mega noob:hey giant noob, wanna duel?
giant noob:sure mega noob!
they fight in duel arena
giant noob: OW MY HAND DX
mega noob: oh, sorry. by the way, i'm your father
giant noob:no... NO...NOOOOOOOOO!!!
mega noob: ... something wrong...?
giant noob: oh nothing lol mega noob: oh okay, by the way you never knew this, but because of your name, you can literally turn into a giant! i learned that when i was trapped in that bronze shield! ironic isn't it? XD
giant noob:so... as an example, navy babe can summon the navy?
mega noob: of course! giant noob:and seal can become a vicious man-eating seal?
mega noob:well, not vicious and man-eating... but he can turn into one that's cuddly; and knows karate, judo, tai kwon do, and sword-fighting! XD
giant noob: oh... wait, does that also me-
mega noob: okay, let's not get carried away with questions! o_o Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

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