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Character Name: Symphon
Character's Combat level: 85
Noobiness of character (1-10, 1 being least nooby, 10 being s00p3r n00bz0r): 1
Speciality: (how is this character special, yes the char can be normal ) Appears randomly to offer advice to Giant Noob or help him if need be.
Other details (you can include quotes that you want it to say): After giving advice, he'll say "Go forth, and do not falter!" and disappear.

16-Jun-2009 20:57:18

Jacoob

Jacoob

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Sorry for the big delay guys i was at a IRL mates house yesterday and went to a theme park today so im a bit dizzy now and i'll finish chapter 50 2moro
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16-Jun-2009 22:29:59

Jacoob

Jacoob

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=}--+ Chapter 51: The Aftermath! +--{=
Jacob_Dawson: Ok guys lets go in! to save Giant Noob's Clan! ONWARD!
Epic battle music follows...
M.H: Oh no its that noob! And he brought in re-enforcements! Time to expand the capacity of the world! *increases capacity to 5000 players and makes a ton of autoers all log in there*
Scenic: Wow im free! Thanks autoers! But you bots ruin the game so *reports them all*
M.P: Do..do..do! *pkes a person* wow this is so easy, pjing so many people lieing on the floor like noobs ive made like another 100M so far!
M.S: I can't scam anyone here, im off to lumby! See ya guys!
M.H: Yea we should go now before the J-Mods come, the autoers will be comming at any moment to wipe out the survivors! WTF Dragons?
Gaara: *on a dragon* Get those 3! They started this!
KBD: *flying* RARRGH! (yummy food time!)
M.S: uh oh guys we need to go NOW! We dont have anti dragon shields!
M.P: Whats the worst that can happen! I bet I can 2-hit them all!
KBD: RAARRGH! (In your dreams) *uses flame att on M.P and hits 99 killing him*
M.P: Wow pjer! *dies*
Lots of people are dieing everywhere and suddenly! The bots are going to enter*
Everyone: OMG GIANT LAGG!
L00b: Stupid epic battle causing giant lags *turns chat off and...* µ!
95% of the people in the battle field crash including the bots!
L00b: Wow cool! Now thats better!
M.H: YOU STUPID NOOB NOW THEY ARE GOING TO BE BANNED *hits a 10 on L00b*
L00b: Um, I'm over there *runs*
M.H: You're going to die for this! OW! *gets bitten by hamster* That hurt!
Kitty: Get him cocoa!
Giant Noob: Wow everyone is frozen! Cool! *picks up something from the floor* Whats this? Wow cool! A red button! dont press it? I think not! *presses it and...*
The whole world gets restored and jagex are alerted and appear almost immediately!
C.J-Mod: Whats going on here? Did you do this?
M.H: No officer it was those noobs over there! They use their throw-away accs to abuse bugs! Its not fair! My friends got pked *cries*
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17-Jun-2009 20:27:05 - Last edited on 10-Feb-2010 00:07:01 by Jacoob

Jacoob

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C.J-Mod: I SHOULD OF KNOWN! YOU NOOBS MAKE RS LOOK BAD YOU LOT ARE GOING TO BAN-LAND WITHOUT TRIAL!
Everyone logs back in.
Jacob_Dawson: Is everyone ok? erm why is M.H walking away?
Chocofan: Yea! He was the one who bugged up the world!
M.H: Quiet lvl 69!
Chocofan: I have a name!
M.H: Arrest her too! Shes upseting me and she shares accs!
C.J-Mod: Ok little girl I just have to place your indez finger here and...
Chocofan: But I didn't do anything wrong! *gets scared* "I'mma firin man LAZOR!!!" *hits 50*
C.J-Mod: You little £%@£@! Lets just grab the noobs and get out of here! *grabs giant noob and L00b*
Seal: Oh no you don't...now where did I put my *hits 30* sword :P C.J-Mod: I'm unkillable noob!
L00b: haha you said noob! You're supposed to be nice! *kicks the j mod and him and giant noob run towards the shortcut*
Scenic: Hey everyone! The PVP thingy is still here! That J-Mod must be corrupt! After him!
C.J-Mod: Uh oh! Master dude! You said they wouldnt find out! Pfft! Well you lot wont remember me anyway! BYE!
The corrupt J-Mod takes out a sort of unreleased weapon which is very shiny and dome shaped and presses a black button on it which explodes into a simmer of white light and grey dust to everyone in the GE area. When the dust settles, everyone is gone!
Meanwhile in Lumby swamp:
Lvl 135: *drunk* I'm such a failure! I never do anything right =/ I got no friends now *cries*
???: OMG! Its Ben :O ! Are you ok? :S I'll be your friend! =] And take care of you! =] *takes the lvl 135 somewhere*
THE END! Or is it?
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17-Jun-2009 20:27:33 - Last edited on 17-Jun-2009 20:46:56 by Jacoob

Jacoob

Jacoob

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Notes
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C.J-Mod: The "C" stands for corrupt. He is a corrupt J-Mod which was against the December 11th changes in RS. He vowes to change RS back to what it once was.
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17-Jun-2009 20:48:48

Jacoob

Jacoob

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There we go choco :)
People in the next 5 chapters or so:
Hypernh3ppy - hyper for short
Symphon
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17-Jun-2009 20:50:30 - Last edited on 18-Jun-2009 00:02:26 by Jacoob

RushinNinja

RushinNinja

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Jacob I'm a huge fan dude your a great writer :) . I'm also writing my own story. If you don't mind I've wrote 1 chapter (more later) and I was hoping you could check it out and give me some pointers :) ? name of it is. teh noobiest noob.
quick find code: 49-50-510-58998168
Thanks I would appreciate it :) .
Edit: I am bone 94. can you use this username instead please? bone 94 got hacked..I can't get back =(. and I hope you like my story 2 :)

17-Jun-2009 23:42:03 - Last edited on 17-Jun-2009 23:42:55 by RushinNinja

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