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Jacoob

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=}--- Chapter 30: The Anti-Noob Squad ---{=
In a secret hideout:
Messeger: Look! ITS A EPIDEMIC SIR! LOOK!
Anti-Noob 1: Yes we all know about swine flu irl, who hasn't heard about it
Messeger: NO! Look at the paintings of what I saw!
Anti-Noob 1: Thats a pretty girl!
Messeger: OMG! DAMN! I meant to show this:
In the GE:
L00b: Hmmm i'm bored...*randomly takes out a Fixed Device and tweak it, then puts random projectiles in there, while this is happening a high lvl starts to abuse him*
High lvl 1: Look at the little lvl30, haha you can get banned because you need to be at leat lvl 110 to be a member, get out of here and stop spamming like all your kind does...
L00b: Ok you asked for it *drinks a *-pot and shoots the high lvl - hits 99 and he dies*
In Falador West bank:
Newbie Extra: Selling 10 D longs 100k ea!
Mid lvl 1: How did you get that noob?
Newbie Extra: I killed Otherworldly beings?
Mid lvl 2: They don't drop D longs noob!
Newbie Extra: Well they did with me...
Mid lvl 1: You didn't get a drop at all! You're a phony!
Newbie Extra: Just because you can't get lucky with drops doesn't mean you have to be jealous.
In Seers bank:
Cheddarnoob: Time to test my spells! Cheeseamagius! *kills everyone in the bank* Uh oh *runs*
In Varrock East bank:
High lvl 2: Selling Cannon! 800k!
Giant Noob: OMG I love that weapon its so big!
High lvl 2: LMAO! NOOB!
Chessman3110: Leave him alone!
High lvl 2: Lol you're lower than lvl 120, noob, what are you gonna do about it?
Chessman3110: Add me Giant and i'll give you some advice!
Giant Noob: Sure thing!
High lvl 2: Oooh two noobs! What are you two going to do me? Ask me for free stuff?
Giant Noob goes to the cannon and puts something metallic in it and lets the cannon go BOOM! Exploding itself.
High lvl 2: You FAT noob!
Giant Noob: Why thank you
Chessman3110: You should of been nicer to us...
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Messenger: See those noobs are re-taking over rs!
Anti-Noob 1: Hmm lets go for this noob first!
TO BE CONTINUED!
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

01-May-2009 21:09:45

Jacoob

Jacoob

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=}--- Chapter 31: The Anti-Noob Squad Part-2 ---{=
Anti-Noob 2: Ok lets go after the fat noob! People move out and get our noob attracting and detecting devices on *puts on a fake dragon platebody and gets a pet broav*
Giant Noob and Chessman now in Falador square and then the Anti-Noob squad approach him.
Chessman: I wonder who they are, they look like a small but real medieval army wanting to kill someone
Anti-Noob 1: MAINTAIN POSITION! THE NOOB IS IN OUR SIGHTS
Anti-Noob 2: Bring out the 3K cash piles and set up the noobinator!
Anti-Noob 3: Pfft why do I have to do all the work!
Anti-Noob 1: Because, private! You only just joined up!
The piles of money on the floor seem to be attracting a lot of noobs, including Giant Noob:
Giant Noob: Must get the money..lovely money..
Chessman: NO!Its a trap
Anti-Noob 1: FIRE THE NOOBINATOR
The Noobinator fires, killing the noobs that get hit, in which their accounts get thrown off the game.
Giant Noob: OMG!***** this im outta here! *runs into the general store*
Anti-Noob 1: We can't catch him, he's too fast to beat the noobinator!
Anti-Noob 2: Thats because its 2 years old at least, look its rusting!
Anti-Noob 1: Well I don't know how to treat rust!Do you?
Anti-Noob 2: Nope
Anti-Noob 1: Get the Tank! Er I mean battering ram!
Anti-Noob 2: Whats a tank and why did you say it?
Anti-Noob 1: I dont know; It just sounded like a cool name, I dream about a battering ram covered in metal, firing magic bullets and big ones too out of a nozle!
Anti-Noob 2: Wow you're weird!
Anti-Noob 3: Or maybe its because there is a TANK IRL and you two are so into rs that you forget irl things
Anti-Noob 1: Shut up private and put your rune armour on!
Giant Noob: Please Sir can I buy stuff to make me look rich? I have 10M..
Giant Noob walks out of the General Store wearing a black cav and full elegant:
Anti-Noob 2: OMG WHERE DID HE GO? Hes not in here!
Anti-Noob 1: Darn he must have used the hometele! Oh well theres always next time!
THE END
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

01-May-2009 22:46:43

Jacoob

Jacoob

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Anti-noobs 1 and 2 pretty much are obsessed with rs and dont know much about whats going on irl, only the major news, and they apply that to rs lol
Noobinator - Looks very similar to the Dwarf Cannon but can hit high enough to send low lvls off the game for good.
The Anti-Noobs have been associated with the evil lvl 135 in the past. But are not allied with them atm.
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

02-May-2009 11:27:38

Chess Lord
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Chess Lord

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good stuff wow so addicted to rs that they don't know rl *chessman get off cpu and come help us move stuff* Chessman: the crud are u talking about i can't get "off" this is rl duh....* stares ahead uncomprehending* lol :)

02-May-2009 19:18:16

Sealwhite1
Jun Member 2022

Sealwhite1

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Character Name: Sealwhite1
Character's Combat level: 74
Noobiness of character:1
Speciality: Making pies and cooking!
Other details:Likes to be called just Seal,likes tea,Likes to say where did I put the (insert item name here)!
By the way great story!
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Master of navy seals! :)

02-May-2009 22:54:27

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