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-}=== Chapter 28: Giant Noob Meets Armadyl ==={-
Giant Noob is venturing out into what he thinks is uncharted territory:
Giant Noob: Wow this path is so long i can't believe my eyes, and theres woods over there...
Random Person: WTF? Noob much? You're West of Seers Village!
Giant Noob: Yea all the working class noobs are there picking their flax and spinning it like theres no tomorrow! Anyway whats in those woods?
Random Noob: Nothing much, theres a temple up there but you have to go round the other way to get there
Giant Noob: A temple you say? That means theres free stuff to plunder!
Random Noob: Um...
Giant Noob: Bye *runs so fast and jumps over the fence*
Giant Noob is now in Mc Grubbor's woods and he passes a few dogs on the way:
Giant Noob: Hey doggies!
Guard Dog: WOOF! *bites giant noob - 4*
Giant Noob: Hmm i knew this junk would come in handy! *throughs raw rat meat at the dogs and the dogs fight over it!*
Giant Noob now reaches the door and drinks a *-Pot to get through the door, he has drunk a bit more than the last sip.
Giant Noob: Hmm whats down here! WOW! Funny looking guards and the temple! OMG! A brownish staff - LAVA STAFF!
Guardian: Welcome to our armadyl newbie! Please do not touch our staff!
Giant Noob: Your staff? You don't even put the latest medevial security on it; Finders keepers! *runs and drops staff and it breaks*
Guardian: YOU STUPID SON OF A @£$%£! You broke the staff, now all the evils shall escape
Giant Noob: Sorry I don't believe in your mumbo-jumbo
Guardian: Our God is going to be angry at you!
Giant Noob: Yea right like he even exists - Arma-dull right?
Suddenly a massive earthquake happens and a huge piece of land gets lifted above them to show the sun shining down and a big hand grabs Giant Noob!
Giant Noob: Wow what am i doing on a cloud with loads of flying birdlike men?
Armadyl: Because you need to understand the laws of Gielenor! (spelling? lol)
Giant Noob: Gilae-what?
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
27/27 120 skills achieved!
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Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

30-Apr-2009 01:30:13

Jacoob

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=}--- Chapter 29: Armadyl's Realm ---{=
Giant Noob looks up; he sees a world full of glistening bright yellow light, where everything is peaceful, there are lots of "flying people" known as the aviantese here too and "smart flying birds" known as the aviansie and facing Giant Noob now is the grand...
Giant Noob: Armadyl!
Armadyl: Wow you finally noticed me! You've been dazed for 10 whole minutes just looking around! You know I can sue you for staring at me for 5 mins!
Giant Noob: WOW really? Sounds stupid! So anyway I have to return back to lumby with my broken staff and...
Armadyl: THATS MY STAFF NOOB! ITS GOT MY INITIALS ON IT! STEALING - WORTH THE DEATH PENALTY!
Giant Noob: Lol lets see "L.Armadyl" What does the L stand for?
Armadyl: Lawrius. I am the god of Law!
Giant Noob: LMAO NOOBY FIRST NAME!
Armadyl: Bullying - Worth 2 years imprisonment!
Giant Noob: Really? Everyone does it all the time on the ground yet they don't get in trouble!
Armadyl: Well everything on this realm has high penalties if you break the law! But that's very interesting because when I left the ground, everyone was abiding by the law, even your low lvl species were...hmmm...I might have a use for you...*puts a orb-like device in Giant Noob's trouser pocket* Always have this around you until I bring you here again!
Giant Noob: What did you just do?
Armadyl: It's a closed circuit orb - CCO for short. It can see and hear any law breaking in your filthy ground lvl realm, and i can look into it when I bring you back here!
Giant Noob: Ok you're scaring me, i'm going to take it out *tries to take the orb out but its somehow stuck in his pocket* OMG why is it stuck in there?
Armadyl: I told you why - EVERYONE MUST ABIDE BY THE LAW! BYE! *grabs Giant Noob and makes it look like he teled to lumby randomly*
Giant Noob: What that godly $"$...
Armadyl: Oh, I forgot; here's your bribe, you get more if you go places with the CCO! *gives Giant Noob 10M*
Giant Noob: WOW *has a heart attack*
THE END
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30-Apr-2009 20:26:38

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Stuff planned for the next 1-20 chapters:
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>Chapter 30 will be named "The Anti-Noob Squad"
(Preview)
Anti-Noob 1: We can't catch him, he's too fast to beat the noobinator!
Anti-Noob 2: Thats because its 2 years old at least, look its rusting!
Anti-Noob 1: Well I don't know how to treat rust! Do you?
Anti-Noob 2: Nope
Anti-Noob 1: Get the Tank! Er I mean battering ram!
Anti-Noob 2: Whats a tank and why did you say it?
Anti-Noob 1: I dont know; It just sounded like a cool name, I dream about a battering ram covered in metal, firing magic bullets and big ones too out of a nozle!
Anti-Noob 2: Wow you're weird!
>Some of the other main characters will be mentioned more in some chapters and they might even have their own chapters without Giant Noob!
>There will be castle wars dual or trilogy chapters soon
>The trial of the 5 badies: Me278, M.H, M.S, M.P and the lvl 135
>Introduction of a few more female characters including T3h penguin and an evil female character or two maybe
>A few people fall in love
>I get in trouble in a chapter soon!
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30-Apr-2009 20:52:45

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