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Mangifera

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Giant noob swings his pick at the iron ore and no ore comes after many minutes of hard picking.
"omg y iz der no orezzz hmg"
Meritamen is standing there looking on in despair as Giant Noob gets more and more frustrated, hitting the rock harder and harder,
"Grrr i wunt da fr33 st00f, roarrrr" *slams rock with so much force it shatters and cracks in half*
No less than 5 rock golems appear and surround Meritamen and Giant noob. Giant noob recieves a 10 from 1 of the golems and dies, Meritamen gets a 17 from one but doesn't flinch.
As it seems that she is all alone and going to to die a terrible death from being slashed by rocks (live rocks at that) a tense silence unfolds.
The golems move towards the two adventurers, getting ready to strike.
Bang, a lightning fast, blinding blue light strikes one of the golems with ferocious strength and deals a 99 hit. The golem falls to its knees and crumbles as it is washed away by the water spell. The remaining 4 golems turn slowly, even they are surprised by the violence of the unknown attack. A second bolt of streaming blue light slams into the head of a 2nd golem, resulting in it's head imploding, shards of rock flying in all directions followed by viscous sand that splats over the surrounding rocks, coating them in a brown layer of sludge.
The 3 remaining golems charge at the foe that has decimated their number, not seeing where it hides. Meritamen watches on in wonder as 3 bolts simultaneously blast out from behind the trees and crumbles the last 3 golems, their bodies explode violently.
A battle mage steps from behind the trees, dressed in emerald green, the boots shining in the sun, a herblore cape swirling in the wind.

By Mangifera

28-Apr-2009 13:37:01 - Last edited on 28-Apr-2009 13:39:28 by Mangifera

Jacoob

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Nice mini story mangi, but the reason why i make the chapters so short is to save page space and memory space and time and most noob story chapters are 1 post long normally anyway.
Furthermore its fair that everyone dies in the the chapters to make it fair and anyway you respawn if you die, lol.
Thirdly, in your mini stories, you haven't kept it with my story for example: the P-Guards aren't supposed to die at all because they are all players who are pretending to be evil but are loyal to jagex, in your version you killed them all.........
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28-Apr-2009 20:31:20

Jacoob

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lol I had a character called 1337 n00b (leet noob) in my old story and yes all he spoke was leet most of the times
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28-Apr-2009 22:02:23

Jacoob

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=}--- Chapter 27: Bank Robbery ---{=
Giant Noob: I'm nearly at the bank..Na.***************..Na.***************!
Noob 1: Like i said before! You can't sing!
Giant Noob: Pfft
Giant Noob is now in lumbridge castle trying to see where he can rob the small bank and notices a small opening behind the wall covering the banker's wall.
Giant Noob: Hmm *looks at the tools that the Wise Old Man gave him* Maybe i can burn it down!
Giant Noob tries to light a fire and a messege slams into his eyes that he cannot light it here!
Giant Noob: Darnit! WHY CAN'T I LIGHT A FIRE HERE! *starts kicking the wall and a random noob comes by*
Random Noob: HAHA! You don't know how to move walls? Man you noobs are dumb!
Giant Noob: Excuse me! How do I move this? I'll pay you my life savings!
Random Noob: Offer it then and i'll offer you the item that unlocks the secret into doing "fun" things!
Giant Noob: Ok this is my life savings *shows 5k worth of stuff* Show me the item please!
Random Noob: *tryes not to laugh* Ok trade! Ty
Giant Noob: Why wasn't that item worth anything? And what is it?
Random Noob: Add me and i'll say!
Giant Noob: Ok Hax Noob!
Private:
Hax Noob: Its called a Glitch potion - * Pot for short - You can pretty much own with it! So why did you want to take down that wall next to the bank?
Giant Noob: The Wise Old Man sent me on a quest to rob the bank!
Hax Noob: OMG not him! Whatever you do, don't do anything he asks you to, they all end up in bad consequences!
Giant Noob: I have to do it*drinks *-Pot*
Hax Noob: Noob..*walks off*
Giant Noob: Hmm i don't feel any different..*puts hand through the wall and grabs lots of bags of money without the bankers noticing* WOW I'm glitched!
Giant Noob walks back to draynor and flickers a bit on the way then becomes stable - This means the * Pot effect has worn off!
Giant Noob: I got the gold! Can I have some free stuff now?
Wise Old Man: *deep voice* Haha...noob, you get nothing *uses sara strike on Giant, and kills him*
THE END
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29-Apr-2009 21:28:33

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