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bump - i got exams in mid may - mid june and i need to study for them as well
im also not at my house atm
27/27 120 skills achieved!
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28-Mar-2009 16:41:17 - Last edited on 28-Mar-2009 17:00:36 by Jacoob

Jacoob

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-}=== Chapter 17: Draynor Village ==={-
Giant Noob comes out of the lumby forest unhurt (for once) and reaches Draynor Village. There are many skilling noobs at here.
Skill Noob1: Gotta chop the tree before it chops us
Giant Noob: Haha! trees can't chop you!
An Evil(Normal) Tree appears and it starts attacking!
Skill Noob1: Believe me now?
Giant Noob: Yeah nice side effects you prob put a spell on it or something
The Tree grabs Giant Noob by his leg while the other skilling noobs run to kill it with their bronze axes
Skill Noob2: Kill it!
Giant Noob: And now the "evil tree" has grabbed me, i still think this is fake, i haven't taken any damage yet
The Tree shakes Giant Noob and all his bronze stuff and shiny gps fall out and the branch that was holding Giant Noob got chopped off dropping Giant Noob
Giant Noob: OMG OMG MY BRONZE STUFF!
Skill Noob1: Told ya, now help us kill this tree!
Giant Noob: Ok ok!
Cheddarnoob: Free cheese pl0x?
Skill Noob2: Heres cheese! now help us defeat this tree; we can work as a team!
They chop down the tree to 80% health left and suddenly 20 high lvl people come and cut the tree:
Giant Noob: wow this is fun, im actually not asking for stuff
High lvl 1: Ok noobs step aside this is our tree and we need the exp
Cheddarnoob: Hey they are stealing our tree!
High lvl 2: Yea whatever no one cares about low lvls like you
Skill Noob1: Wow no need to be sad, find your own tree
High lvl 3: We don't need to now, the tree is already dead
Giant Noob: OMG i didn't get the max prize! You'll pay for this *runs into a high lvl player and hits a 0*
High lvl 1: Noobs these days *punches Giant Noob into the tree*
Cheddarnoob: Free cheese pl0x?
High lvl 4: Here noob, nah forget it you're too slow *eats cheese*
Cheddarnoob: Cheeseamagius!
Out of nowhere lots of cheese with poisonous spiders fall into the high lvls mouthes and they all get poisoned
High lvl 1: Dumb noobs, tele!
Giant Noob: WOW you were awesome! add me please!
Cheddarnoob: Ok
THE END
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

29-Mar-2009 23:44:44

Jacoob

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-}=== Chapter 18: Meeting Mangifera ==={-
Giant Noob and Cheddarnoob are walking to falador, after training on highwaymen
Giant Noob: Yay im lvl 5 now! but i had to eat so much, those highwaymen kept hitting 2's
Cheddarnoob: Same here, but i really need to eat some cheese now!
Giant Noob: Maybe they sell some in fally! You need to meet my friends Newbie Extra and L00b!
They walk up to the south gate and find a guy ice barraging guards
Giant Noob: Wow pretty colours
Mangifera: Who goes there? *turns around and his whip accidently slashes Giant Noob, killing him*
Cheddarnoob: You killed MY FRIEND!
Mangifera: Erm, oopsie? Not my fault he's such a low lvl
Cheddarnoob: You will die for this!
Mangifera: Hold that thought! Want some red cheese?
Cheddarnoob: GEMME! *eats cheese, goes red and faints*
Mangifera: Stupid noobs ruining my magic training...*tele's himself and the 2 noobs elsewhere*
A few minutes later Newbie Extra and L00b walk to the southern entrance:
Newbie Extra: For the LAST time new*chester united is better than noobville (soccer teams in rs)
L00b: NO! Noobville let in more goals than new*chester!
Newbie Extra: LETTING goals IN is bad thats why you guys always come last in the table!
L00b: Whatever! OMG Giant Noob is gone and he left a note!
Newbie Extra: Hmm it says:
"If you want to see your annoying friends again meet in the far away castle at sundown!"
Newbie Extra: We gotta save them!
L00b: Hmm fine, we can fly there!
Newbie Extra: You can't fly in rs
L00b: Yea you can! *grows wings, grabs Newbie and flies far away*
The castle is a typical medieval castle but has lots of jail cells for "annoying noobs" and is surrounded by lvl120 player-guards!
L00b: Hey guys! can i have my friend back?
|\G/|P-Guard: ANNOYING NOOB ALERT!
L00b: Where?
Mangifera: YOU! Now...what do you want?
L00b: Giant Noob pl0x?
Mangifera: Hmm no, according to jagex rules, you were being nooby meaning you must be imprisoned here! Seize them!
L00b: oh great!
TO BE CONTINUED!
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!

Completionist - 3.7b Total XP

Twitter: @Jacoob_RS

30-Mar-2009 00:52:55

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