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-}=== Chapter 21: The Unknown Castle ==={-
A few jagex mods have made a few game codes to this new castle somewhere but they have NOT labelled it yet.
|\0/|J-Mod 1: We should make this castle the best there is; state of the art military and defences and make the defenders kill all the attackers, it should have work camps for prisoners!
|\0/|J-Mod 2: No, no, no, that will lagg everyone out, and not everyone can access high detail you know, lets just make it a quiet abandoned castle and put a quest there
|\0/|J-Mod 1: MARK! He's annoying me!
Mod MMG: Look! Do i have to separate you two again? We need to work together on this; thats what makes jagex a great company! Maybe we should log out for now and draw up ideas
All 3 mods log out but little did they know that they accidently leave the game code running on that world for the castle to be found by:
Giant Noob: OMG! A castle! *checks map* hmmm not on the map, lets go inside anyway
Servant 1: Hello and welcome to the playnewb castle!
Giant Noob: Wow! Nice name for a castle! what can i do here? *hopes its for free stuff*
Servant 2: You get free stuff! Take your pick! *offers dragon kite, 1000M,(elder god's) Godsword, 100 glitch potion and a bronze short-sword*
Giant Noob: Whats this...is that?
Servant 2: Oh sorry i don't know what this rubbish sword is doing in the pile
Giant Noob: I WANT THAT SWORD! NOW!
Servant 2: As you wish Sir! *gives the sword to Giant Noob*
Giant Noob: So um why are you all nice to me? I normally get called a noob if i ask for something
Servant 3: Well this is like a special castle where you can sit back and relax, it is for people under 500 total lvl only, it shows what you can aim for in the future if you work hard!
Giant Noob: Well i've certainly worked hard for this bronze sword so im leaving now! Bye! *tryes to leave but a magical barrier blocks him*
Servant 3: Like i said you can't leave, Now please hand it over Sir!
Giant Noob: OMG NO! *stabs the barrier and it breaks*
TO BE CONTINUED
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02-Apr-2009 00:18:48 - Last edited on 02-Apr-2009 01:01:45 by Jacoob

Jacoob

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-}=== Chapter 22: Castle Party ==={-
Giant Noob runs out of the castle to tell other noobs of his discovery and invites them all in the Playnewb castle:
Newbie Extra: Wow nice!
Servant 1: Hello there! May i help you?
Neewbie Extra: My friend said that you could give me some items to try out!
Servant 2: Ok take your pick its different for every player! *offers dragon plate, Enhanced DFS, AGS, iron dagger and a non-deg Vesta's plate*
Newbie Extra: I'd take...
Servant 2: Wait a minute your over 500 total! Time to be booted out! *a large shoe comes and kicks newbie out*
Newbie Extra: FINE! I don't wanna buy your ****** stuff anyway! I'll get my own lucky drops! *walks off*
Noob 1: REPORTED!
L00b: Wow this stuff is gold! *walks out with all the unreleased armour/weapons* Time to go in pvp! *logs out*
A servant plays a violin and everyone starts partying!
All noobs: COME ON EVERYBODY! ITS A NOOBY PARTY!
Servant 1: Erm excuse me its "Newby"
All the jagex mods work out their ideas and log back on:
|\0/|J-Mod 1: WTF? Is this a joke?
|\0/|J-Mod 2: Hmm we must have accidently left the castle in this world and someone stumbled upon it we should just...
|\0/|J-Mod 1: BAN THEM IMMEDIATELY FOR RULE 4! Time to click the old red button ontop of the noobs names
|\0/|J-Mod 2: Well i don't think they could even wear the gear outside of the castle anyway!
|\0/|J-Mod 1: Well it would of been a disaster if it got out and we need to teach them a lesson! MMG ban them pl0x?
Noob 1: OMG MOD MMG FREE ST0FF PL0X?!!?!
Noob 2: Omg hes like the god of runecape
Noob 3: All hail Mod MMG!
Mod MMG: I won't ban them; i'll just rollback this server and everything will be fine!
Mod MMG rollbacks the server but there is still a problem; i'll let you find that out for yourself.
Mod MMG: Ok newbies next time try not to take things out of something that is not announced on the front page ok?
All Noobs: Yes Sir!
Mod MMG: See ya! *logs*
THE END
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02-Apr-2009 01:00:43

Jacoob

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i have an announcement, im going on holiday from friday for 2 weeks i'd like people to bump this thread at least once everyday, thank you
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02-Apr-2009 01:13:07

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