-}=== Chapter 23. Complete Noobism ==={-
~In the GE:
Mathspwns: Buying Rune Platebody 50k Math!
Scammer: Here you go! Its a special one! Its Fully brown trimmed! *shows off the bronze platebody*
Giant Noob: Hey! I have that too!
Scammer: Whats 50k Math anyway?
Mathspwns: Here *shows 50k gp*
Scammer: Ok lemme just offer junk and lets trade, thank you!
Mathspwns: Oh darn, scasmed
Giant Noob: Its scammed noob!
Mathspwns: No! i got scasmed! You stupid noob i challenge you to a noob fight!
Giant Noob: Whats that?
The referee comes out of nowhere and says:
Noob Ref: Well you two must fight with bronze daggers and a wooden shield to a fight to the death!
Giant Noob: That sounds like its copying something...
Noob Ref: No it is NOT! Now here are the rules...
Meanwhile in World 65:
L00b: I am the greatest! I'm killing lvl27s with this god dagger! Time to go to the high lvl wildy!
As you can see, L00b has all the unreleased gear from the pvp worlds and now is in the high lvl wild:
L00b: Wow only high lvls here, i wish i could battle them!
Lvl60: Ok he finally came to the high lvl wildy; we must kill him now then we give the items back to jagex and claim our reward and then flood the G.E.!
@# Tripletz @#: Ok lets triple dds him 1...2...3
@# Tripl3tz @#: GO!!!
L00b: What the hell? Oh ****! *gets an Arcane shield and uses the unreleased arcology spell which defends up to 75% of attacks and gives rebound damage*
@# Tr1pletz @#: Damnit! *dies*
@# Tripletz @#: Use ice burst!
L00b: You noobs cant defeat me!*arcane shield goes off* *h oh...*gets frozen*
@# Tripl3tz @#: Rune 2h him! *both hit 20*
L00b: OMG NO! *dies and drops a lot of things since they arent covered to not drop*
Lvl60: YES! Everyone pick up the goodies quickly and go bh!
Meanwhile in Lumby Stadium:
Giant Noob: I'll own you! *hits 1*
Mathpwns: Noe wai i need my math! *hits 2*
Giant Noob: Hey look over there! Theres free "math"!
Mathpwns: Where? *gets hit 2 and dies*
Giant Noob: YAY! I win!
THE END
Scammer: Whats 50k Math anyway?
Mathspwns: Here *shows 50k gp*
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Rezombified: that's quite abit of math you have there
(where is "Mathspwns" at when you need a good laugh?)
seen your quick find code on (TSG)
free bump