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LatulaP

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Please write another! I'm itching to read the next chapter! =(
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01-Mar-2010 23:31:05

Allioss

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Attack of the Revenant Cow*Part Four~Prologue
The grey-robed woman walked down the beaten path with her shoulder-length purple hair covering her face. The mysterious aura surrounding her could frighten even the were wolves of Canifis to cower. As the woman approached Varrock the guards saluting her, shivers running down their spines as she muttered thanks.
The woman walked to the city's center where in the middle stood statue of King Cow, who gave up his immortality-and his life- to save Gielinor.
That was twelve years ago.
Several others surrounded the glistening stone figure. Among them was a banana shop owner, an explorer, a legendary hero, a mage whose sanity was long lost, a scholar, two peculiar farmers, a traveling bard, and a gallant knight.
The scholar approached the grey-cloaked woman and grinned. The man had chocolate brown hair that hung just over his dark brown eyes. He had a strong build and wore dirt brown robes.
"Greetings, Ian!" the woman laughed as she gave Ian a hug.
"Monicka! Y-you..."
"Yes, my friend. The search for Necromancy was a difficult quest. `Tis fortunate that quests are my specialty. Necromancy will be worth the wait..."

03-Mar-2010 14:12:27 - Last edited on 06-Mar-2010 15:10:24 by Allioss

Allioss

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Calling all bio-makers!! This is a request for an evil tyrant. Oh yes, and there's a new bio form:
Name:
Age:
Appearance (detailed, please):
Boy or Girl?:
Attitude:
Powers:
Clothing:
Weapons:
Good or Evil on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being pure evil:
[The following has been kept, as it is VITAL information!!]
Do you like waffles??:
Do you like pancakes??:
Do you like frenchtoast??:
Do you know the Do you like waffles song??????:
Do like chocolate cake??:
Short history of character:
Anything else:
Have you read the Part 4 Prologue?

06-Mar-2010 14:30:34

Allioss

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The friends joined hands as Monicka chanted the Ancient Words. The statue cracked open, and in it wa-
"COW!!!!" There was a newborn Cow, as cute as, well, a newborn cow!
"Cow, are you all right?" Kitty asked impatiently.
Cow looked at her. "Mooooooo!" Monicka sighed. "I was afraid this would happen. He can't speak."
"8u7 h3 h45 70 h4v3 4 v01c3!!"
Everyone stared at 1337, including Cow.
"That shouldn't be possible, 1337."
"1 kn0w, 0nyx. 15n'7 17 6r347??"
"Ahem. Someone needs to sacrifice their voice for Cow."
Of course everyone wanted to, but Harro helped narrow it down.
"Cow's a guy, so he can't have a girl's voice,"
"Hmph. My potatoes need me anyway."
"Cha-cha-cha-CHEEZE!"
"I know, Tik. I AM sorry about turning you into a two year old."
Harro looked oddly at Allioss. "Anyways, I vo-"
Sir OnyxFyre commanded, "No, Harro. Cow needs a voice everyone shall respect. I am a Knight of Cow," he said holding up his shield, which had a picture of a cow's head on it, "And I shall give up my voice for him, and let us not forget that when he banished himself to the Wilderness, I was the first to see him."
"Very well, Sir Onyx." Monicka cast an ancient spell and as soon as she was done... "GUYS! I'm so happy to see you again! You're all here!" Cow grinned.
"So, how goes everything in my kingdom?"
"Well, Cow, there's sort of a tyrant named Dave and stuff, sooo-"
"What?!"
Prince 1337 cleared his throat. "4h3m. 4110w m3 70 3xp1a1n."
Then 1337 began to sing.
"There once was a cow true and bold, yet revenge was what he sought,
He met the Lord Zamorak, and a battle we fought!
Cow sealed him away, at the cost of his Ways, and turned to stone was Cow.
But Monicka here, with a nack for quests,
searched for a cure and did her best.
A few hours ago we met in this square, friends re-united, pure and fair.
We hath summon thee, King Cow, to cleanse the land once again of the evil Dave's bronze fist."
"Don't ya mean IRON fist?!"


TO BE CONTINUED!!!

06-Mar-2010 14:31:24 - Last edited on 04-Apr-2010 05:09:32 by Allioss

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(I've changed up DJ D's bio a bit. Sorry for any inconvenience.)

The friends turned their heads toward the voice. He was a young man with spiky hair. The bottom of the hair was bright red, while it gradually turned to green at the top. He had electric blue eyes that pierced through his black sunglasses. He wore a leather jacket slightly unzipped showing a shirt saying "I rox ur sox!!".
This young kid wore yellowish baggy pants and held a hot green guitar shaped like a lightening bolt.
"The name's DJ D, and that singing. Hmph. Dude, rock is the only good music****** D walked over to the group. "Dudes, I can like help ya with that Dave person if ya help me take over Party Pete's crib. Dude, I can set the mood perfectly with my sweet gee-tar here!"

06-Mar-2010 14:31:33 - Last edited on 04-Apr-2010 05:19:30 by Allioss

Allioss

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NOTE: Some bios have had their name changed, for the sake of the plot.

"Pfff7. 7h3r3'5 on1y r00m f0r 0n3 mu51c14n h3r3, k1d." Leet said, ready to have a musical battle.
"Oh really old man?"
"1'm n07 01d! 1'm 0n1y 7h1r7y 7hr33!"
"Wuteva, dude. I'm coming."
D walked over to the group, grinning at Leet. "Hmph." Leet sighed.
"So, why is this lady in a robe-OH MY FRETS IS THAT A POTATO IN HER EYE?!"
Allioss looked at DJ through the potato, doing a meditating "hummmmmm" as she did so. "She's uh...sorta...odd..."Ian explained.
"SQUIRREL!"
"Who said that?!" Cow asked.
"It sort of sounded like-" Monicka responded.
"CHEEZE! GIMME MAH CHEEZE SQUIRREL!" Tik exclaimed, chasing after a bird.
"See, Onyx! I told you the spell would wear off!" Allioss excitedly said.
OnyxFyre promptly gave himself a face palm.
"Welcome to the gang, DJ. Try to hold your sanity for as long as possible." Cow muttered.
A white knight walked up to the group. "What's with all the commotion?" The knight looked at Cow and asked "And why is there a cow here?"
"Well sir, Tik here had her cheese stolen by a bird but she thinks that it's a squirrel, and I'm hungry for some BA-NA-NA-NAS!" MonkeyDude responded.
The knight stuck a name tag on to his platebody that said: "Hello, my name is: REMUS" and walked over to Allioss and Ian.
"Is she your sister, civilian?" Remus inquired.
"No. We don't even look alike! Wait. Do we?" Ian asked.
"Yea, sorta. Same face shape."
"Well we aren't."
Could it be? Ian thought. No surely not. His family sent her to the gnomes. he thought.
Cow interrupted his thoughts. "Sir Remus, are you with or against "King" Dave?"
Remus's eyes bulged and he gasped. "A-a-against him, your Lordship. May I be in any service to the rightful King of Gielinor, Head of the Knights of Cow?"
Cow thought for a moment. "Yes, actually. You can..."

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Allioss

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Cow whispered something in Remus's ear and returned to the group.
"What was that all about?" someone asked.
"I was getting us some Faladorian troops, who's aski-" Cow replied.
DJ pointed towards Tik, who was now fourteen. "She was talkin'." Everyone looked a Tik, and Allioss did so quite happily.
"What, you thought I'd stay silent forever? There's too much cheese and squirrels and and stuff in the world to stay silent!!"
"Hey. Trouble's coming," warned Harro, who motioned to one of Dave's Guards.
"Hello there, are you merchants or peasants?"
"Peasants," Ian said, stepping forward. "You see, our parents were killed by goblins," motioning to Tik,Allioss and himself."Our mates are trying to `elp get us back on our feet. Oh sorry sir I forgot to say, we live in Lumbridge."
"Very well, be care- What in the name of Dave?! A Knight of Cow, a bard, witch, Quester, banana-man and all the others? YOU'RE PLOTTING A REBILLION!!"

06-Mar-2010 14:31:59 - Last edited on 15-Aug-2010 14:24:04 by Allioss

Allioss

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Ian froze as the Knight charged forward. He swung his mighty greatsword directly at the panicking nobleman, but was knocked back with a blast of sound. It sounded like a mix between Rock and Rap. Cow turned to see DJ finishing a guitar solo."You have my gratitude." Ian stated.DJ D just smiled and replied "Wutevah, bro.""Not to end the thank-fest," Kitty interrupted "but more Knights are coming."[sorry for the unfinished chap but I have to go to bed. :| ]

06-Mar-2010 14:32:19 - Last edited on 19-Jul-2011 03:24:53 by Allioss

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