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You guys can call me the Potato Lady if you want. Also, I'm sorry but no more bios. I don't want the actual story to be over powered with bios.

13-Jun-2009 03:46:40

13-Jun-2009 04:30:33

13-Jun-2009 12:56:20

Prologue Part 3
Everyone in RuneScape thought there was peace after Cow was named King. But they were wrong. There was a secret society that wanted RuneScape for themselves. The dreaded...Mahjarret.
Their leader was a prodigy-he had become the Leader of them at age ten, and has been successfully been their leader for two years. His name is Pete, and he only has one problem. Mahjarret all are really uber strong,right? Not Pete. Pete,weeeeell,Pete runs around screaming 'PUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPLLLLLEEEE' all day long. Yeah. Really. Anyways, the Mahjarret are planning on assassinating Cow's friends one by one, but they have just one tiny problem. Cow and his insane friends taking a six month road trip! But, OnyxFyre and Prince1337 decided to not go, and watch over the Kingdom. As Allioss, Monkey Dude, and Cow embark on the road trip, what amazingly weird friends will they meet? How many zaps will be made? (Probably over 20...hint,hint!) Oh, and here's a message from Cow:
DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME 'IT'!!!!!!

13-Jun-2009 12:56:45 - Last edited on 13-Jun-2009 13:10:20 by Allioss

Chapter 1
Allioss: Wait a second...I'M THE ONLY GIRL!!
Cow: You were last time too, genius.
*Allioss smacks Cow*
Monkey Dude: BANANA! OHHHH, YUMMY!
Cow: C'mon, let's get walking already!
*Walk*
*Walk*
*...Walk...*
*Chase squirrel*
Cow: Do you ever have a feeling that something's behind you?
Monkey Dude: Ummmm...Cow...
Allioss: I hate to say this, but...THERE'S SOMEONE BEHIND YOU! WITH CHEESE!
??? pulls on Cow's horns and tries to ride him, but ??? falls right through him!
???: Owwww! CHEESE!
Monkey Dude: Hello... What's your *eats banana* name?
Tik: Tik. CHEESE!
Allioss: Finally! Another girl!
---
VARROCK SEWERS
Pete: Slave #31327418, I see that you aren't wearing PURPLE!
Slave: But the Slave Doctor said that I'm allergic to purple! ACHOO! And that if I wear purple, I won't work as fast!
Pete: Well...
Slave: Actually he said some along the lines of:
WHO HE EW AHAH DING DANG WALLA WALLA BINGBANG EW HE EW HAHA DINGDANG WALLA WALLA BINGBANG!
Pete: Just a -PURPLE- bit to much information than I needed...

(End of Chapter)

13-Jun-2009 12:56:58 - Last edited on 24-Jun-2009 13:53:22 by Allioss

13-Jun-2009 12:57:23 - Last edited on 27-Jun-2009 13:49:13 by Allioss

Chapter 3
Four to Five
Monkey Dude: Hey, look! we're almost at the Port Sarim Cabbage Field!
Allioss: Can't we visit a potato field?!
Tik: Or a cheese field?
Cow: Should we tell her?
Monkey Dude: She'll figure *eats banana* it out.
???: NO! WHY, WHY?!
Allioss: Huh? Who's there?
???: Are you the ones who are taking all my cabbages?!
Cow: No, we're just passing through!
Tik: CHEESE!
Monkey Dude: BANANA!
Allioss: POTATO!
???: CABBAGE!
Cow: I think I should walk away now...
Allioss: Wait! I'm coming!
Monkey Dude: Me too!
Tik: Me CHEESE!
Red Bot: Stop! I'm Red Bot, can I come with you? I need to find who's been stealing my cabbages!
Cow: Great. Now I have FOUR crazy-weirdos to look after...
Red Bot: What was that?
Cow: Nothing! I was just talking to myself...

13-Jun-2009 12:57:47 - Last edited on 01-Jul-2009 20:34:05 by Allioss

13-Jun-2009 12:58:05 - Last edited on 11-Jul-2009 15:51:09 by Allioss

Oooooo. I know what's gonna happen. All the bad things happen to the noobs. Trust me, it happens to me all the time. Even though I'm not a noob. Anyway, I'm going to guess that Prince1337 might get assasinated. "Legacy. What is a legacy? It's planting seeds in a garden you never get to see."

Siberys | W42 RP'er |

Praise Madoka.

13-Jun-2009 13:41:18

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