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Allioss

Allioss

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Deliverance!
I’m going to begin a bit before where we left off, with Cow’s resurrection. The characters might be slightly different, based on the fact that it’s been quite a few years since the whole statue incident.
Some sidenotes: Suddenly I remember the entire plot. WOOAAHH
What happened to Red?
TIK CHANGED HER NAME?! Heh, Bob and Gilligan the spiders.
Oh yeah, Llew, I don’t know if you remember, but one time you thought I cursed but I actually typed darn and it looked like the word missing the N.
I don’t think I ever told you guys, but Allioss is pronounced al eye oh sis. Hooray for terrible spelling/grammar!
The white haired boy is Ian’* (extremely annoying) brother. (In the meatspace.)

Attack of the Revenant Cow: The Final Story
Chapter One
Catching Up
The road from Morytania had been miserable. Bats everywhere, no purple dye, inability to bring her cat...but she knew it would be worth it. It would be worth every second in that horrid wasteland. Unfortunately, things were not much better off in the rest of Gielinor. After the King’s death, everything had fallen apart.
Risking a glance behind her, the woman jumped as she saw a floating face.
“Relax, Monicka, it’s just me,” the face said reassuringly.
Monicka sighed. “Sorry Harro, I forgot that you were following me. Those ghostly robes are scary.”
“Yeah, ghost robes. Boo.”
“Let’s just keep moving, okay? The messenger, ah, vegetable should have reached Allioss by now, and naturally Ian and Tik will have been the first to know, other than her. I’m not sure where Red and Kitty are...I think Dustfinger is in jail for, you know...”
“Arson?”
“No, thievery this time. Apparently he tried to steal a few thousand boxes of candles, oil, and tinderboxes.”
The pair walked on, and long after dusk, reached the river.

22-Jul-2012 05:15:23 - Last edited on 22-Jul-2012 05:20:13 by Allioss

Allioss

Allioss

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Back in Falador, a girl with bright green hair sat rocking in a rather peculiar rocking chair, gazing off into the distance as she gently petted a potato. A large basket was fastened on top of either armrests, and was filled to the brim with extremely large potatoes.
Her green eyes slowly corroded over with dirt brown, until her eyes looked like mini potatoes. After a minute or so of gasps and smiles, her eyes returned to normal. The strange lady set her potato down in one of the baskets, muttering “Sleep well, Geoff. Don’t talk to vampires, or cat ladies.”
“Ian!!” she yelled as she ran across the hall. “I had a vision again!!”
“I thought you stopped using mushrooms as spell components!” called a male voice from inside the room.
Opening the door, the mage saw Ian calmly set down his cup of tea on the table in front of him. Sighing, he stood up and invited her to sit down.
“There’s no time for tea, Ian!” she shouted.
“That’s why I was putting it down, Alli.” Ian gently ran a hand through his brown hair, and twirled his mustache with his fingers.
“Whatever. The potatoes-er, Monicka, sent me a message! We need to gather everyone and meet her in Varrock. Even Dustfinger and Red need to come.”
“Allioss, we can’t really be expected to bring them along for a reunion, not after their...incidences.” his moustache wiggled up and down as he talked.
“You really should shave it off, you know.” Allioss stifled a laugh. “It looks like a caterpillar.”
Embarrassed, Ian was quiet as the potato mage continued. “It isn’t a reunion. She’s found a way to bring him back.”
“Are you sure?” he asked, surprised.

22-Jul-2012 05:16:35

Allioss

Allioss

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Allioss looked hurt. “ARE YOU CALLING MY POTATOES LIARS?!”
Ian shook his head quickly. “Nooooo way, I learned from when we went grocery shopping...”
The two housemates jumped up off of the couch as a white-haired man, slightly younger than Ian, burst into the room. “Are you guys having a party?”
“NO!* Ian and Allios shouted at the same time. The white haired man quickly shut the door, but a few seconds later it was opened again, this time by a grumpy looking tween. She had closely cropped hair in a pixie cut, and rolled her eyes as she entered the room.
“Are you gCHEESEuys partying or soCHEESEmething? You’re being so annoying.”
She leaned against the doorway, crossing her arms.
“No, Tik, Allioss just got some interesting news from Monicka.” Ian answered.
“WhatCHEESEever. Can you shut up a bit? My friends are getCHEESEting ticked off.” Tik scoffed.
“I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU, NO MORE MICE!! THEY ATE CHARLES LAST WEEK!” Allioss shouted.
Tik stomped her foot on the ground angrily. “YOU AREN’T MY REAL MOM!!!” She said before dashing back upstairs.
Ian sighed, and sipped his tea.

22-Jul-2012 05:18:38

Allioss

Allioss

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Hello everyone! Today was my last day of school. Now that it's summer I'd like to try to finally conclude this awesome story. However, don't get your hopes up, because I've tried to do this before and haven't followed through, but hopefully this time will be different.

In any case, I'd just like to thank everyone for this wonderful experience. Even though I've been inactive on the RS forums these last couple of years, you guys have been keeping this thread alive and that's incredible. I've even gotten a nickname, although it hasn't really stuck. :P Thank you so much, from the very bottom of my heart. This story and all of the wonderful people that I've met...just wow. Thank you all so so so much. Attack of the Revenant Cow is what got me into writing, and I can honestly say that I have improved a lot. Without AotRC I wouldn't have found out how much I love making stories and entertaining others. I'm sorry for being so gushy and everything, but I just wanted to say thank you, everyone, for everything.

Thank you for making this possible.
"The Potato Lady" ^_^

23-May-2013 22:12:12

Stan the 1st

Stan the 1st

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very intresting this story still stands, and it holds my oldest post that still stands on the forums which dates back to 2009, I guess the story is/will be condensed havent tried reading it again because of all the skip arounds from the lack of space for the story to be concentrated into

03-Aug-2013 03:30:11

Sonicfanx1
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Sonicfanx1

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Allioss said :
Hello everyone! Today was my last day of school. Now that it's summer I'd like to try to finally conclude this awesome story. However, don't get your hopes up, because I've tried to do this before and haven't followed through, but hopefully this time will be different.

In any case, I'd just like to thank everyone for this wonderful experience. Even though I've been inactive on the RS forums these last couple of years, you guys have been keeping this thread alive and that's incredible. I've even gotten a nickname, although it hasn't really stuck. :P Thank you so much, from the very bottom of my heart. This story and all of the wonderful people that I've met...just wow. Thank you all so so so much. Attack of the Revenant Cow is what got me into writing, and I can honestly say that I have improved a lot. Without AotRC I wouldn't have found out how much I love making stories and entertaining others. I'm sorry for being so gushy and everything, but I just wanted to say thank you, everyone, for everything.

Thank you for making this possible.
"The Potato Lady" ^_^

Haha. I've had writers block that lasted 2 years on these forums. Finally got my ass back on the noveling business and...well, Fan Fiction.

Here's a challenge.

Get, on Microsoft Word, 10K WORDS in one chapter. Status: "Retired" From RuneScape. May come back to get 99 Slayer in 1 or 2 years.

23-Aug-2013 10:46:27

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