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Gunslinger Z

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I've been around a lot of police men, military dudes, EMTs and firefighters and plus it's a general rule of thumb for me too. Nothing good happens after 1 in the morning. Any phone call or knock at your door or unexpected message is going to be something unpleasant.

24-Sep-2018 04:36:52

Westenev

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I'd watch who you say that around. For some reason, most members of my family tend to be born at around 1-3am in the morning. Ain’t nobody keeping that news under wraps until sunrise - so not all early morning "family emergencies" are bad.



https://youtu.be/MR7uaIFVFiM

Oddly, a lot of the things the guy says about Wattpad and Fanfiction.Net remind me of here. O_o
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24-Sep-2018 05:02:04 - Last edited on 24-Sep-2018 14:09:33 by Westenev

Azi Demonica

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So true, West and Gun. I've been dealing with problems like these since I was a kid, so I am used to it. Long story short, my brother's girlfriend phoned me because she was scared my brother was drunk, punching holes in walls, screaming, swearing, etc. To make things worse, he did cocaine before coming home. So I went there, everything is bitter, sorrowful, with their five-year-old son in his bedroom.

Basically, my brother’s extremely short-legged, short, large-torsoed girlfriend (she’s quite gorillian) got him drunk then started happily chirping how she fucked all his friends (eight different men) some years ago, and obviously, my intoxicated brother didn’t take that well. She then spoke about how someone else was going to raise their son and the son will never see his real dad. Of course, she did not tell me any of that on the phone, pleading help and portraying herself as the weeping victim.

She was rather rude to me, barking orders and repeatedly telling me to grab my brother and haul him out, which was exactly what would get me jail. You don’t go into someone else’s house and pull them out of their own home. She also kept nagging at him, saying things like, ‘don’t kill the cat either’ and generally doing everything she could to amplify the situation. I kept telling her to not talk like that, but she kept saying something like ‘I shouldn’t have to deal with this’. About half the time, she’s basically a fake, though I did not rub this in. She also rejected my offers to drive her and their son to her brother’s house, she defending him that he was sleeping.

Her plan was to live with her brother (even though she was very adamant in never bringing him into the discussion), get alimony/child support, and live with one of her old boyfriends. Overall, seemed like a shady attempt to ruin the family and live for free with someone else.

24-Sep-2018 20:26:11

Azi Demonica

Azi Demonica

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My brother wanted to take his logging truck and drive off a bridge, but fortunately, the keys were hidden. So he took a bottle of sleeping pills and wanted to consume everything to kill himself, but I managed to talk him out of it, took me two hours, though. While he wanted to kill himself, the girlfriend went outside to have a smoke, leaving her son in the bedroom.

Despite being a feminist, she never works, sleeps almost everyday, smokes a lot, and can’t handle working for more than two days a week.

All things considered, I am impressed my brother didn’t actually kill someone. He’s never hit her, though she’s hit him multiple times.

Never trust a gorilla-shaped feminist woman. This is not the first time an extremely short-legged, short woman was extremely dishonest and hellbent on ruining my family. I’ve only had negative experiences with short-legged short people.

On the bright side, the problems are mild compared to what I had to grow up with.



West, this page
Hunh, your family sure are night owls!

As for that link, the sarcasm is pretty fun and funny. I don’t do any of that, though, and never get criticisms. But it reminds you of these forums? Hunh, I never would have guessed. lol @ that romance scene made me chuckle. OK, now it’s getting a little annoying.

Anyways, if you want to find a good community, I would recommend becoming a Patreon for Jenna Moreci and then going to her Discord server. It’ll only cost you one dollar a month. I’ve done this recently and it’s excellent. Her classes on skillshare are also very good.

24-Sep-2018 20:26:20

Westenev

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Sounds like one of those "Jeremy Kyle" problems. I've never been that good at these sorts of problems, so I can only wish you the best. O_o



Hmm, I’ve read a fantasy story recently that portrays adventurers as subsets of RPG classes (nothing new there). Each class has a certain skillset, with a number of super-human skills or miracles related to their profession, and a hard limit on how many times they can “cast” any skill – somewhere between 3-8 skills per day, depending on the skill and person – and only seem to get tired from post-battle exhaustion. Warriors and other weapon based classes aren’t exempt from this, and are balanced by the merit that if you imbed your weapon into a monster, chances are you’re not going to be able to pull it out/it will become dull after a few hits/it will break in extended combat/the enchantment will wear off after a few hits.

It probably wouldn’t make for a good forum RP ruleset, but I find these limitations interesting from a narrative standpoint.
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24-Sep-2018 23:29:58 - Last edited on 24-Sep-2018 23:38:55 by Westenev

Azi Demonica

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Annie1227 said :
I think ur brother needs to charge her with assault and abuse. Then break up with her.
It's very hard for a man to break up with his woman, especially when they have a child. It's very hard stuff to deal with. At least you're good and nicer!

West,
Hm, yeah, something like that. With emotions running high, it's not easy to be a saint, but I was rather surprised by the girlfriend's attitude. I was expecting something more motherly. But thanks for your concern, as always.

Hm, well, such tropes do seem to work! Hm, I tend to limit superpowers to Feats in Impurity, though a class that is based on magic would be exempt from limitations.

24-Sep-2018 23:37:50

Gunslinger Z

Gunslinger Z

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Gee wiz, man, I can't blame your bro for reacting like that. I've had similar things happen in my life. One woman in particular accused me of domestic violence, spread rumors about me and then proceeded to call the police on me. Despite being drunk as shit and rather belligerent, when the cops showed up I was mellowed out and civilized so they just gave me a lift home. My girlfriend of six months had just told me she wasn't ready to settle down just yet a week after we had moved into our new place together [after I'd already paid deposit + first months rent and bills] and obviously I wasn't pleased. She wanted to get me arrested and ruin my reputation but my level-headedness prevailed and nobody believed her. Later on she came back to my place and wanted to cause trouble, told me she was screwing this guy down the street. Constant nagging through the screen door while I got drunk and chain-smoked. By the time I was drunk I wanted to go down to that guy's house and blast him out of bed with a twelve gauge. But I decided to take a walk instead. Went to my buddy's house and did some rails with him, then went back to the house and told that bitch off for good.

Sounds like a typical feminist to me though. I tell you, the way women are nowadays and the whole dating scene, it's a blessing to be MGTOW.

25-Sep-2018 01:12:13 - Last edited on 25-Sep-2018 01:12:51 by Gunslinger Z

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