O' Mighty Osgalethe
Protected by a coral reef
wants to spread its comedy
All it spreads is tragedy
O' Impregnable Dormoor
Not
cut
out to be Mordor
Trades for food with its gems
Not sure how this stanza ends
O' kingdom of Tanik
Goerak break yer face with stick
Smash yer face and break yer skull
Narrik tupped a dead seagull
O' Mighty Londor Ho!
Please put up a real good show
ye be chill and ye relax
Make my bowstring out of flax
O' puny Rournick lo
A farming nation be chill bro
Cements it's rule with mercenaries
Everybody loves canaries
O' little Drygion
Fascist state don't let me In
Puny little stupid Gnomes
cannot build up proper homes
O' mighty Sorus Ho
Let yer butthurt feelings go
Yer Emperor will be dead
Talperion will get 'is head
O' Kingdom Of Balan
Up yer *** be a big shlong
Arishem is a dumb-dumb
Give me a lot of gum-gum
O' King of the Minotaurs
Do yer people prefer war
Suck me hairy salty balls
I'm just a poet I suck at brawls
O' puny little Alliance
Three craft halls and no compliance
Makes the worst goddamned blanket
And yer ale tastes like horseshit
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
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O' lousy Stonelord lo
yer stony cities do not glow
All yer smexy ladies wish
that they did not like fish
Everybody here be chillin
Everyone will soon be killin'
Each nation prepares for war
Each nation hath shut the door.
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!