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NotFishing

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My phone is the absolute worst.

"What's that? You have your keyboard settings set to English? Well guess, what - it's French now! Even though English is clearly selected when you check your settings, I will continue to bombard you with french corrections. Oh, and remember how you turned off auto-correct? Now it is inexplicably back on, so you will have to fight for literally every word. LOL."

The next day...

"Hey, uh, sorry about that whole French thing. It clearly caused you a lot of stress. So to get rid of that stress, I'm just going to not let your phone have a keyboard. That's right. It just won't show up. Even when you try to enter your password to actually use the phone. Have fun!"
Beneath the gold, the Bitter Steel.

25-Sep-2016 03:30:21 - Last edited on 25-Sep-2016 03:45:20 by NotFishing

Azi Demonica

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I read the new posts in SR, but I am quite sick right now. Yesterday, I practiced fire-making with wet wood, and ended up inhaling a bit too much smoke, now I feel really sick, also having had much less sleep. Curiously enough, I noticed that when I inhale smoke/fumes/fire, despite the pain, I get a pretty flat belly. Maybe it melts the belly fat.

ANYWAYS, more importantly, it seems USA is in quite a bit of a miniature civil war. To those who live in major American cities, I would suggest leaving them, and living in towns or smaller cities, if you can, to better increase the chance of avoiding civil strife. It seems that Black Lives Matter protesters are used by a smaller extremist portion as human shields or human distractions, to then kill cops or white people. This is classic guerilla warfare, which will lead to paramilitary or even militarized police serving as infantry, snipers, grenadiers, or what have you, driving around in squads inside armored vehicles.

If you are stuck in a city, or don't want to move out, be sure to stockpile food, water, medicine, batteries, clothes, and whatnot, in case the power or running water goes out. Historically, in the modern world, guerillas sometimes do destroy power plant, water generators, sewerages, and whatnot, so it pays to be prepared, just in case.

26-Sep-2016 22:31:09

Westenev

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Azi Demonica said :
I read the new posts in SR, but I am quite sick right now. Yesterday, I practiced fire-making with wet wood, and ended up inhaling a bit too much smoke, now I feel really sick, also having had much less sleep.


I swear, wet wood always drys on the firelighter before actually catching itself. Which is to say, nothing ever burns until you can start a raging inferno that somewhat appeases that little leprechaun at the back of your mind.

Of course, it depends entirely on the type of wood you use, I guess...
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26-Sep-2016 23:05:24

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