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Divinity M

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We will have two separate votes for the two articles of impeachment. In front of you is a computer. We just installed Windows 10 on them yesterday, so they might be glitchy.

If you need help, please let an attendant know.

To avoid voting bias, you are not allowed to talk to each other during the votes.

InuYasha: Umm, I don't know how to use a computer.

Judge: Someone go help him. Anyways, this should be simple. All you have to do is follow the instructions on the screen. Just log in with your name. Let me know when you're ready.

- 15 minutes later -

Judge: We will begin the vote on Article I. We'll put it up on the big screen.

Voters Present: 324

I. ABUSE OF POWER
- Corruption of society
- High crimes against humanity
- Toxic masculinity

Judge: You have 20 minutes to make your vote. Click on "Yes" to impeach and "No" to not impeach. I repeat, "Yes" to impeach. "No" to not impeach. You will be asked to confirm your choice. Click on "Yes" to confirm your vote or click on "No" to redo your vote. After you have confirmed your choice, you cannot change your vote.

If you're still not sure, click on "Abstain". This means that you are here and you don't want to vote.

InuYasha: Umm, I think I broke it.

Judge: If you broke your computer, please step up the front to vote by paper.

About 50 people line up in front of the judge.

- 50 minutes later -

Judge: Thank you. Let's begin the vote on Article II.

Voters Present: 324

II. OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE
- Covering up crimes
- Lying to outsiders
- Not taking issues seriously; normalization of toxic behaviour

Judge: Again, 20 minutes to vote, but we can allow more time for people who broke their computers.

About 30 people lined up to hand in their paper votes.

- 30 minutes later -

Judge: Thank you very much. That was easier than expected. Please wait while we tally up the results...

- 10 minutes later -

Judge: Please look at the big screen.

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Divinity M

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I. ABUSE OF POWER
- Corruption of society
- High crimes against humanity
- Toxic masculinity

Voters Present: 324

Yes: 164

No: 158

Abstain: 2

II. OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE
- Covering up crimes
- Lying to outsiders
- Not taking issues seriously; normalization of toxic behaviour

Voters Present: 324

Yes: 161

No: 160

Abstain: 3

Judge: The people who abstained are all independents who do not belong to a party. All the party members voted either Yes or No.

Since the number of Yes votes is greater than the number of No votes on both articles, I declare both articles passed.

I declare anime and video games to be impeached on both counts by the House.

*BANG!*

Judge: Both sides may now make their closing statements.

Guthix: This isn't over yet. Not by a long shot. We will be back in the Senate.

Luffy: This has been a sham trial from the beginning. The only reason you won is because you brought all your Democrat friends here.

Gohan: The truth will prevail. Your lies will fall.

Wonder Woman: It is with heavy hearts that we stand before you today with the impeachment of the anime and video game industry.

Yes, we've all seen anime. I've seen anime. As a child, I loved it. But this is not the anime that we grew up with as kids. This is not the anime that inspired a generation of young people to be the best like there never was.

This is the anime of toxic masculinity. This is the anime of women's oppression. This is the anime of the basement man.

I know that this is only half the battle. We need to pass the Senate vote to make it official.
I have faith that the Senate will see the truth to power, and make the right decision like we did today.

Thank you to everyone who made this possible. Thank you to all the viewers at home who watched this unfold.

This is not the end. This is the beginning of a new chapter of our lives.

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Divinity M

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Judge: Alright! One more important thing. The Senate trials are scheduled to start on January 13, and they will run 6 days per week Monday to Saturday 9 AM to 5 PM. However, we will take a day off for people who need to write the Chinese Language Exam.

I need both sides to send me a list of witnesses they want to testify before the Senate. I need the lists by January 3. I cannot force the witnesses to actually show up, so I make no promises. Please keep your lists under 20 people.

If you've already volunteered for the House, then you can't volunteer for the Senate unless you're on the special team either for or against anime.

Thanos, Wonder Woman, the House Leader, and Guthix can volunteer for the Senate.
I will be running the Senate trials.

Thanos and Eric Cartman giggle and hi-five each other. Wonder Woman glares at them.

Judge: I hereby declare the House trials to be concluded. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

*BANG!*

9:00 PM

Eric: LOL, WE DID IT! WE IMPEACHED THE FASCISTS!

Thanos: You should've seen Guthix cry. Hilarious!

Wonder Woman: Ahem. With heavy hearts. Please try to be serious in public.

House Leader: Don't just stand there. Make me a list!

Naruto: You tried your best. I'm sorry.

Guthix: It's not your fault. It's up to the Senate now. Anime characters, I hope you're watching. We need you now more than ever. If you care about your existence, then you need to stand up for yourself right now or else...

- END OF EPISODE 3 -

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Divinity M

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Episode 4: Enter 2020

~ December 21, 2019 ~

5:00 PM

Deadpool: HEY HEY HEY!!!!! IT'S TIME NOW FOR THE CONSERVATIVE-REPUBLICAN DEBATE ROUND 2!!!!!! ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?!?!??!

Jimmy: YOUR EPIC LINEUP, BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PEOPLE, FROM THE PEOPLE!!!!

Reimu Hakurei (20,000,000 donors)
Lex Luthor (4,000,000 donors)
Ash Ketchum (3,000,000 donors) (Independent)
Misaka Mikoto (3,000,000 donors) (Independent)

Monkey D. Luffy (2,000,000 donors)
Sans (1,700,000 donors)
Mario (1,500,000 donors)
Natsumi (1,200,000 donors)

Deadpool: ONLY 8 CANDIDATES LEFT IN THE RACE AND THEY'RE ALL HERE READY TO GO GO GO!!!!!!

Jimmy: We've changed our debate format. You saw the debate last week, right? We need to talk about impeachment. First, your opening statements.

~ Opening Statement Highlights ~

Reimu: MAKE EVERYTHING GREAT AGAIN!

Misaka: I'm here for freedom of speech!

Deadpool: We'll start with the impeachment of anime. Last night, the House voted to impeach anime and video games. The Senate trials will start in January. What do you think about this? 3 minutes per candidate, 40 minutes maximum.

~ Anime and Video Games Impeachment Debate Highlights ~

Reimu: Honestly, this whole thing is a joke. I'm not going to bother testifying, because it's pointless. This is not even a trial. Anime and video games have been charged with no crimes. No evidence. Just buzzwords and a whole lot of pandering.

Misaka: I have to agree with Reimu. We should be talking about the real issues that people care about. Anime and video games are just fictional stories. They're not supposed to be real.

Natsumi: I will testify in the Senate. Even if this is just a circus, the consequences are serious. If the Senate seriously passes this, it will be the end of us all. We have to debunk all of these ridiculous claims made by Wonder Woman and her buddies.

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Ash: I'm not sure if I should testify. I'm still thinking about that. Obviously, I am not a toxic male and I am not a basement dweller. If this really looks bad, then I might have to step in.

~ Economy Debate Highlights ~

Reimu: Let's make jobs great again! I will start up big projects to bring companies together. I'm talking about infrastructure, rebuilding the roads and bridges. I'm talking about small businesses. Supporting the little guy, not just the big guy.

Lex: I actually know how to bring back jobs. I understand economics. Everyone else clearly don't get it.

~ Health Care Debate Highlights ~

Reimu: Private health care, not government health care is the way to go. Trust the free market! Make health care great again!

Luffy: Let's support our fishermen too! Health care for farmers, not just people in big cities!

~ Education Debate Highlights ~

Natsumi: As a high school teacher, I am the only one with real education experience. As president, I will rewrite the curriculum to get our kids caught up in math and science. I will get rid of the useless courses that are cluttering up our schools.

Mario: Let's play games instead of writing tests!

Reimu: MAKE SCHOOL GREAT AGAIN!

~ Special Topic Debate Highlights ~

Sans: I challenge you, Mario! You've been giving all the big banks and their buddies hugs and kisses! You are an establishment sellout!

Mario: You know what? The only hugs and kisses I remember are the hugs and kisses I gave to the working class people!

Jimmy: Do you have a plan to fight climate change?

Reimu: We will investigate it, and see if we need to make climate great again.

Lex: You don't have a pla-

Reimu: Shush. Don't interrupt me. Also, you have no plan, so you're not relevant.

~ Closing Statement Highlights ~

Reimu: In conclusion, support anime Touhou populism to make everything great again.

Misaka: I will look into this impeachment issue, and do what I can.

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Divinity M

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Deadpool: AND THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!!!! YOUR CONSERVATIVE-REPUBLICAN DEBATE IS COMPLETE!!!!!! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!!!!!

*APPLAUSE*

All of the candidates and most people take a break during the Winter Holidays. It is a peaceful time. It is the calm before the storm.

For now, people could take their minds off the major issues and just try to relax. Of course, many poor people still have to worry about finding a home and their health care. For them, there is no Christmas. Not even Santa's gifts would be enough to save them. Homeless shelters have opened in most universes to help these people.

Anime characters manage to enjoy their Winter Holidays, despite the looming Senate trial in the back of their minds.

Guthix, who is the leader of Old School RuneScape, got a full rare set on Christmas. So did everyone else.

Guthix: Thank you, Santa! For my Christmas special event, I will be pulling Christmas crackers with random people today!

King Roald: Merry Christmas, everyone, and to all a Happy New Year!

Wise Old Man: Merry Christmas.

Guthix: Here you go. 100K gold. Go buy yourself some food.

Homeless man: Thank you so much.

Saradomin: We've had our differences, but I respect you, Guthix.

Zamorak: Yes. Me too.

Zaros: Me three!

*LAUGHTER*

A beautiful blanket of snow covers the Kingdom of Misthalin. Guthix and his friends went skiing on White Wolf Mountain in Old School RuneScape. Afterwards, they had a snowball fight. Guthix obviously didn't do much, and Saradomin won that fight.

Saradomin: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, ...

3

2

1

The clock strikes midnight.

*FIREWORKS*

Saradomin: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 2020, HERE WE COME!!! THE BESTEST YEAR EVER!!!! WOOOOOOT!!!

*CHEERS*

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

But soon the Winter Holidays would be over, and nothing could prepare people for the horrors of what's about to happen next...

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Divinity M

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~ January 1, 2020 ~

The real world universe.

Space.

Stars twinkle.

Even since the beginning, humans have always looked at the stars. To predict times of prosperity. Times of good fortune. And times of disaster.

And this time, the stars are literally aligning to signal the Apocalypse...

The International Space Station.

00:00 GMT

Astronaut: This is Royer, over. Finishing repairs on Unit 1.

Scientist 1: Roger that. Let me know when you're ready to come back.

Scientist 2: Pluto has just aligned with Neptune. Now every planet in the Solar System is aligned.

Scientist 1: Really? That only happens once in...

Scientist 2: It has never happened before. Not all 9 planets.

Scientist 3: I thought 2012 was over?

Scientist 2: I don't know. I heard that our calendars are off by a bit when they set Year 0. So you never know.

Scientist 1: When I was a kid, I always felt that I had a sixth sense. That I could sense the future. Now call me crazy if you want...

Scientist 2: It's fine. We won't judge.

Scientist 1: Well, I had this strange dream last night. About this girl in a red dress...and...

Scientist 3: You need to get a date.

Scientist 1: No, I'm serious. Anyways, this girl wasn't human. She was an alien...but not like those green men...she was different...she was like a virus...well, she had viruses on her hair...

Scientist 3: You watch way too many anime, man. And lay off the drinks!

Scientist 2: Well, the stars are literally aligning. It's not just our Solar System. Planets on other solar systems are also lining up. Entire star systems are lining up.

So I think this is your lucky year! Maybe your dream girl will come true after all, eh?!?!

Scientist 1: I don't know. I got a really bad feeling about this year...something just does not feel right.

Astronaut: This is Royer, over. Ready to return.

Scientist 1: OK, roger. Ready when you are.

Suddenly, the cameras shut down.

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Scientist 1 tries to contact the astronaut through the radio but gets static. The 3 scientists rush over to the door where the astronaut is outside of.

After a minute, the cameras turn on again. The radio works again.

Scientist 1: Are you OK?

Astronaut: I'm fine.

Scientist 2: Must have been a power surge. These things happen all the time.

The astronaut enters the space station safely.

Scientist 1: Yes, but one has to wonder, what happened in that minute while we were offline?

Scientist 3: Seriously, you're getting way too paranoid. It's not the end of the world. The system just glitched out. It's normal.

Scientist 1: You can say that. But we'll see. Only time will tell...

00:15 GMT

Wuhan, China.

A man had fainted for a minute on the street. He then got back up and headed to work in the local restaurant. He put on his chef's hat and went into the kitchen.

Manager: Hey, buddy! Glad you came! Really busy out here for the New Year!

Chef: Yeah.

Waiter: Can I get two orders of bat soup?

The chef began cooking, and he worked through the night. Bat soup is a popular delicacy in places like Wuhan.

06:00 GMT

Manager: OK, looks like people have finally left. You're good to go. And here's your bonus.

He placed 100 RMB (Chinese money) into the chef's hand.

Manager: Let your family know we appreciate the hard work, and have a Happy New Year!

The chef wandered home. He then fell unconscious onto the couch.

~ January 2, 2020 ~

2:00 PM

The Multiverse League Headquarters.

Deadpool: What is it now? We're busy.

Rick: We have detected an anomaly in the real world.

Deadpool: So what?

Rick: That's bad. You obviously don't get it. Just hand this report to the Justice League.

Deadpool: Didn't we tell you to go on a vacation?

Morty: We did. And we found this yesterday. This is serious. Please do this now!

Deadpool: *sighs* OK, fine. But if this is a nothing burger, you will be in trouble!

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Deadpool flips through the pages.

Deadpool: Meh...I don't understand any of this.

He phones Superman.

Superman: What is it?

Deadpool: Come over here after you're done. I got a report for you. From Rick and Morty. They say it's important.

Rick: TELL HIM TO READ IT TODAY!

Deadpool: Yeah, they're really mad. They want you to read it today. Thanks, bye.
There, you happy now? Now can you go? We'll let you know if this is something we want to look at...

9:00 PM

Superman gets the report and he reads it.

Deadpool: So what's the deal?

Superman: I'll call up the Justice League. Don't tell anyone about this. Can I trust you?

Deadpool: I don't know what's in that report, so yeah.

~ January 3, 2020 ~

The witness lists from both sides have been sent to the judge.

~ January 4, 2020 ~

2:00 PM

The Justice League has gathered in the Multiverse League conference room. Goku and other characters have also gathered.

Superman: Assuming this report to be true, we are looking at the end of the world, possibly. The real world.

Rick: We have improved our computer to monitor the real world. We detected an anomaly in the real world. And we think it's somewhere on Earth.

Green Lantern: Yeah, but can you be more specific?

Rick: It's all in the report. The system is still in progress. We can only tell you that there's something there in the real world that doesn't belong. We can't tell you what it actually is.

Batman: So it could be just some alien. That's no big deal. A lot of aliens travel to the real world for whatever reason. Most of them are harmless.

Rick: But this is a special year. All the planets have aligned. All the stars have aligned.

Superman: Not all of them.

Rick: But the important ones did. And this means that a major event is about to occur. Usually a great disaster.

Batman: I don't believe in mythology. Until you can bring real scientific data-

Zeus: Don't doubt the power of the gods.

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Divinity M

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Batman: I'm not doubting your existence, sir. I'm doubting his report!

Zeus: 2020 is a critical year. When the stars align, it foretells a great event. In this case, I believe it foretells a disaster.

Superman: We all saw the shadows. When they attacked our worlds.

Guthix: And I bailed you out.

Superman: From a villain's perspective, this is perfect. If you destroy the real world, we automatically die. The people of the real world created us with their imaginations. Without them, we don't exist.

Zeus: And there are no superheroes in the real world.

Superman: There are no heroes. Period! Just a bunch of ordinary humans with nuclear bombs. So it's a lot easier to attack them instead of trying to attack all of us together. So if I was a villain who just failed to destroy the fictional multiverse, I'm going to the real world.

Guthix: And the shadows are our only suspect. But I killed them.

Rick: Or you thought you did. We did not confirm whether the princess is alive or dead. The one we met before we died. So she's the only possible villain. She's the only link to these shadows.

Zeus: But travel between the fictional universe and the real universe is strictly forbidden by the laws of physics. It is not possible. A fictional character cannot just decide to be real.

Superman: So whoever we're dealing with here is obviously even stronger than Darkseid. Even he cannot travel to the real world.

Batman: All of this is assuming that the report shows the villain in the real world. Not some random alien who looks weird.

Green Lantern: I agree. We need more information before we can act.

Superman: I believe you, Rick and Morty. But for now, promise to keep this a secret. We do not tell people. Just because Thanos and Darkseid worked with us last time doesn't mean they'll work with us again.

Rick: Batman, I need to ask you about the aliens. You said they can travel to the real world?

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