Bono-Us Chapter...
(Thorblade4 and Chaserm1 are in court on the count the Chaserm1 used the trademark "HYPERBUMP" of Thorblade4)
Judge: Mister Thorblade4, on what charges do you accuse this Chaserm1 of...?
Thorblade4: Thank you, your Honor. This player here illegally used the HYPERBUMP, a trademark of West Dragon Studios. I am the legal owner of this and I have the patent to show it (waves a legal document).
Judge: Thank you. Chaserm1?
Chaserm1: I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW! PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO NEWGATE, ALCATRAZ, OR ASZKABAN! I'M A GOOD KID!
Everyone:
Judge: Okay... Jury, have you reached a verdict?
Jury: Yes. The Jury finds the defendant-
(Bono runs in covered with dynamite)
Judge: HOLY ZAMORAK!! THAT NOOB'S A SUICIDE BOMBER!
*BOOM!*
(The whole court is in pieces)
Bono: Woah. Those dudes from the Caliban were right. The court really does look better in pieces...
Judge: The Caliban?! Those Al-Kharid exploding dudes?!
Thorblade4: Is there any other Caliban beside the one from Shakespeare's Tempest?
Judge: Why'd you listen to them?!
Bono: They gave me a slice of cheese for doing it.
Judge: Take this noob away for assisting terrorists!
Bono: Noooooo!!! (is dragged away by two Player Mods)
Judge: Okay then. Jury what is your ver- (notices that the Jury are now charred skeletons) Erm, one hour recess!
~The End~
"While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
04-Jul-2010 18:02:05
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