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Nov

2006

Blaze Deku

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Chapter 95: Cameo Time!!!
Varrock...
(The gang is at the Blue Moon Inn, drinking tea)
Chu Master5: Why do almost always start off in a bar, drinking tea?!
Thorblade4: For the promotion of non-alcoholic beverages and not to encourage acoholic beverages.
Everyone: O_o

Thorblade4: We're basically telling everyone not to drink...
Everyone: Ah...
??? #1: For the last time! I am not letting you near that Barbarian Women! Remember last time!
??? #2: All I did was ask if I could buy her a drink and if she'd be my date! Besides, she was really tough!
??? #1: She was only lvl 8! She didn't even attack you!
??? #2: She was hot! I can't help it! Even you couldn't stand it if you looked at her!
??? #1: I think I could...
(??? #1 looks at Barbarian Women and bursts into flames)
Later...
??? #2: Told you...
??? #1: Shut up...
Eggypants 2: Who are they?
Chaserm1: I reconize them! They're Teddy570 and Konan the Noob from Teddy's stor-!
Thorblade4: DON'T SAY IT! YOU'LL BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!
Chaserm1: What?
Thorblade4: We aren't supposed to know that our world is just a story about an MMORPG. If we do, we could cause our whole world to implode and why the heck am I telling you all this?!
(The Bartender comes over)
Bartender: FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO ALSO KNOWS THIS IS A COMPUTER GAME! THIS PROVE I'M NOT CRAZY! I AM GOING TO TALK TO MY PHYCYATRIST AND THE ASYLUM ABOUT MY FALSE IMPRISONMENT ABOUT THIS!
(Andrew Gower appears and kills the Bartender)
Andrew Gower: Sorry, but we can't let you do that, otherwise you would fracture the fourth wall and cause a huge massive riot in RuneScape...
(Andrew Gower disappears)
Thorblade4: Ok...
Chu Master5: Does anyone realize we're going WAY off track of the story?
Everyone: No...
Chu Master5: Well, you should! You're already wasted a bunch of chatracters already!
Everyone: Yes, Chu Master5... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

06-Jun-2009 12:54:16 - Last edited on 04-Jan-2010 17:46:38 by Blaze Deku

Nov

2006

Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: Ok, now let's get back to the story!
(Thorblade4 walks over to Teddy570 and Konan)
Thorblade4: Hey, Ted!
Teddy570: Oh, hey Thor!
Thorblade4: How's it going?
Teddy570: Good.
Thorblade4: Wanna go do something?
Teddy570: Sure. How about camping?
Thorblade4: How the heck are we going to go camping in RuneScape?
Teddy570: How many rules have you broken so far in this noob story?
Thorblade4: Good point...
Outside of Varrock...
Bono & Konan: We're going on a bear hunt!
Thorblade4 & Teddy570: WE ARE NOT GOING ON A BEAR HUNT!!!
Bono & Konan: We're gonna catch a big one!
Thorblade4 & Teddy570: WE TOLD YOU, WE'RE NOT GOING ON A BEAR HUNT!!!
(A bear sneaks behind Bono and Konan
Konan: We're going on a bear hunt!
(Konan picks up a rock and throws it behind him, hiting the bear on the nose)
Bono: We're gonna catch a big one!
(Bono throws some nitroglycerin behind him and it kills the bears)
Bono: Did you guys here a boom and a growl that said "NOOOO!!! Please don't kill me!!!"
Thorblade4, Teddy570, Konan: No...
Bono: I must be hearing things then...
Later...
Konan: These marshmallows are taking a long time to roast...
Bono: Here put this on them...
Later at the Duel Arena Hospital...
Doctor: How did these two noobs get third degree burns all over them?!
Bono: We put nitoglycerin on our marshmallows so they'd toast faster...
Konan: How were we supposed to know that it was highly explosive?! There were no warnings on the vials!
Doctor: Please wait here...
(The doctor walks out to the party)
Thorblade4: Eh, what's up, doc?
Doctor: Is this the time to quote Loony Toons?
Thorblade4: Ooh, you tricked me for the wast time, you wascalilly wabbit!
Doctor: Ok, I'll book you for the asylum tomorrow morning.
Thorblade4: Hey! Can't you take a joke?!
(Thorblade4 is put in a straitjacket and thrown in a cage with Larry)
Thorblade4: Penguin paranoia again, Larry?
Larry: It's not paranoia! It's warning people about the invasion of penguins! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

06-Jun-2009 12:55:41 - Last edited on 28-Jun-2009 15:16:37 by Blaze Deku

Nov

2006

Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: Larry, no ones going to believe you at this moment...
Larry: I know that! You don't think I don't know about the penguin's infiltration of our government?!
Thorblade4: That wasn't EXACTLY what I meant...
Duel Arena Hospital...
Flameater20: How are they, Doc?
Doctor: We found another problem with them, besides the burns...
Chaserm1: No.. Not cancer!
Teddy570: No... Not a deadly virus!
Doctor: I'm afraid it's worse than that. We discovered they have no brain!
Everyone: ...
Monkey164: Uh... Everyone knows that already, Doc...
Doctor: So? At least I'm getting lines in this story unlike some people!
Thorblade4: (muffled) I heard that!
Teddy570: Well, so long...
(Teddy570 disappears)
Konan: Hey, Teddy! You forgot about me! Come back!
Next Chapter: Chapter 96: Mourning's End Part II "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

06-Jun-2009 12:58:16 - Last edited on 13-Sep-2009 17:34:55 by Blaze Deku

Flameater20

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Hey, this was on page thirteen so bump.

And thor,
Dude, this story isin't even that funny to me anymore. I don't if you ran out of good ideas, or just got bored, but this thread is starting to be really boring. and dude, If you let a thread get down this far, everyone is gonna think its dead, no point in reading. at least pay attention to it if you accualy care about the thread.

10-Jun-2009 04:37:06 - Last edited on 10-Jun-2009 04:40:00 by Flameater20

Nov

2022

MasterChu

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Quick question....u normally spend 2-3 weeks on a single chapter. The excuse is always "School is in the way!" or "Zomg my dog died!" or "I'm too busy camping on W31 and the GE reporting ppl cuz I think that I'll become a player mod". If you were more organized and knew exactly how many posts you would need for each chapter instead of crudely writing it on the spot, maybe u wouldnt need to tell ppl not to post? It's sort of your own fault that ppl post. I do not even know why I continue reading this story! It has nothing interesting what so ever. You post mostly about game updates. Then you decide to go completely off-topic and say that you can breath fire and have infinite dragon gear? You used to be creative, Blaise. Now you just are a kiss-up to mods and ignore your friends and your story.

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10-Jun-2009 04:46:03

iou642

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Sorry about this Thor, but I totally agree with Flame...Chu is...a bit arguable, but agreeable. I've been reading this story for over a year, almost a year and a half. You used to be cool man. But the last couple of months, you've seen to be snapping more, honestly, I've been noticing. Just, talk to me when ya cool down.

10-Jun-2009 04:51:50

Kothrak

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Hey. Have to say I agree. You WERE cool and had creative story ideas. You WERE nice. You DID hang out with your friends.
But now apparently your friends have to make way for the mods and Runescape Youtubers. They suddenly are "annoying" or you "have a hard time and lose my temper."
I can sympathize with the hard times. I even understood when you ignored me a few times. But now I think you've changed too much. Your friends aren't good enough, even the ones who would listen to your problems or help you out time and time again.
You've given up your friends for something else.
I'm sorry it had to come to this.
Goodbye.

10-Jun-2009 04:55:48 - Last edited on 10-Jun-2009 04:57:48 by Kothrak

Rickys Lobe

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Shut up you lot! ranting even after he said no posting...
I mean seriously, how would you feel if you had to write stories every few weeks and had to imagine something new every single time!
No matter what you guys say about Thor, or the story, I'm staying loyal.
NOW GIMME PIE!!!

10-Jun-2009 10:43:28

Agila 77

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...
FIRST of all Eggy, everyone has a ligitimate argument as well as a right to free speech...
...Wait...
Well, whatever, you get the point. They all have their reasons for ranting. You don't they do. NO ONE GIVES A CRAP!
True Thor appears to have abandoned us, True some are loyal like a puppy waiting for its next chapter aka chew bone. It takes a hard amount of time to see this from thrid person.
However I believe those who are ranting do have a point. I can make at least 1 to 2 chapters in a week rather fast in my funorb story, but this is taking forever. The readers wanna read.
~Sigh. I can do nothing to change the will of the man. So I'll just wait, and get some breakfast.

10-Jun-2009 12:29:17

Nov

2006

Blaze Deku

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People, I have not abandoned you. And I'm sorry, but it's not like I spend all day on the computer. I've been trying to write the chapters as quick as I can, but I have a life of my own. And if some of you don't think it is funny, then you are entitled to your own opinions. However, I have not abandoned you.
And if I have been snapping, and getting angry, then I apologize. It's been the strees of exams and the loss of friends. You'd be angry to if you had to go through that.
Anyway, thank you Eggy and Agila for being loyal. I will finish Chapter 95 today. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

10-Jun-2009 14:12:08 - Last edited on 10-Jun-2009 14:14:16 by Blaze Deku

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