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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Bono the Noobiest Noob in RuneScape Part IV:
Main Characters:
Bono Runescape: The star of the show. He's a noob who's obsessed with cheese. He has black curtains, dark blue woolen sleeves, iron chainbody, sea green fine breeches, black cape, leather boots, Anti-Dragon shield, and Darklight.
Throrblade: Originally Thorblade4, then changed his name for legal reasons. Suffered a mental breakdown after his misadventures with Bono, which ultimately head to high Woodcutting, Firemaking, and Farming levels (to help relieve the stress) Author of the story and Bono's caretaker. Tries his best to keep Bono out of trouble. Has light-brown long curtains, black cavalier, Guthan's platebody, dark grey penace gloves, boots of lightness, amulet of glory, dark blue slayer steel cap pants, Sword of Korasi, and a Dragonfire shield.
Stone of Jas a.k.a. *Rocky II” Found by Bono in an old Guthix temple and currently lived with Bono until he was kidnapped.
Ellemar: Bono's father. Really protective. Treats Bono like a child.
Pigwig: Bono's pet Broav.
Puss In Boots: N/A due to the fact he's off with Dreamworks... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-Oct-2011 00:07:53 - Last edited on 18-Mar-2012 02:55:32 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Part IV Chapters:
Chapter 101: The Return pg 87
Chapter 102: Reception pg 88
Chapter 103: Troll Warzone COMING SOON! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-Oct-2011 00:08:11 - Last edited on 18-Mar-2012 03:00:01 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 101: The Return

Bono’s POH…

(Ellemar is sitting in a chair by the fireplace, the Stone of Jas next to him)

Ellermar: It’s been two years since the final battle with D4rk L0rd.

Stone of Jas: Yes, it has been Ellemar.

Ellemar: We’ve seen the opening of Dungeoneering, the first Runefest, and other exciting events, not to mention Puss is starring in a new movie by those “Dreamwork” fellas...

Stone of Jas: Erm, Ellemar, why are you stating the obvious right now?

Ellemar: Oh, you know, so anyone who is reading this can catch up with the story.

Author: Ellemar, stop breaking the 4th wall!

Ellemar: Oh, sorry!

(Bono walks in with Pigwig behind him)

Bono: I can’t believe it! The Cheesecake Factory isn’t a factory where they make cheesecakes, but a restaurant! And they wouldn’t even accept my Silver Ticket.

Pigwig: Oink, oink, snort! (…which you had forged)

Bono: …And here I thought I would finally be able to see an Oompa Loompa...

Stone of Jas: Good to see you, Master Bono-

(Lucien bursts through the door)

Lucien: (manically) HERE'S LUCIEN!!

Bono: Hey, aren’t you the evil skeleton guy from Chapter 99.

Lucien: Wow. You do have a memory.

Bono: Thanks, I – HEY!

Ellemar: What do you want, Lucien?

Lucien: Well, there’s this big Mahjarrat shindig coming up that happens only once every 500 years, and I want to make a grand appearance and take over the world, and for that, I need the Stone of Jas and the Staff or Armadyl.

Bono: But I’ve been using them to PK!

18 months Earlier in the Wilderness…

(Bono looks beaten up, and falls to the ground, when a Pker comes up)

I 0Wn Nub5: Lol, nub. I’ma kill u!

Bono: Ow, you’ve got me, and there’s nothing I can do- (pulls out Staff of Armadyl and Stone of Jas) ARMADYL STORM!!!

I 0Wn Nub5: The hell-? (hit for 700 and dies)

Bono: ...Darn. No cheese. Just this stupid light blue armor and this red and black string thingy...

End of Flashback…

Bono: …And not to mention I’ve grown attached with Rocky II. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-Oct-2011 00:08:27 - Last edited on 19-Sep-2013 15:17:07 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Lucien: Oh, then by all means I’ll just- OMG! Is that Zezima handing out cheese?!

Bono: WHERE?! –turns around-

(Lucien grabs the Staff of Armadyl and Stone of Jas)

Bono: I can't see Zezima. Are you sure he's here, Lucy? Lucy? -noticed Lucien's gone- Hey, where'd Lucy run off to?

Outside of Bono’s POH…

(A cloaked figure suddenly appears)

???: At last, I am free! Now I can finally take revenge on that noob. I will finally have-

(Lucien runs out of the POH portal with the Staff of Armadyl and Stone of Jas and tramples ???)

Lucien: NEW WORLD ORDER! NEW WORLD ORDER!

???: Ow, I almost forgotten how painful it is to get trampled. Hopefully, this'll be the final-

(Bono, Ellemar, and Pigwig run out and trample ???)

Bono: Bring back Rocky II you meanie!

???: (moans) Ow... Okay, hopefully that'll be the last time-

(An entire Clan Citadel falls on ???)

???: Guthix, please kill me.

Meanwhile

(Lucien runs past two Player Mods)

Player Mod 1: Hey, isn’t that Lucien?

Player Mod 2: Oh yeah. What’s he doing with the Staff of Armadyl and the Stone of Jas?

Player Mod 1: Probably plotting to take over the world and rule it with an iron fist.

Player Mod 2: Should we stop him?

Player Mod 1: Nah, we’re getting donuts in five minutes.

Player Mod 2: Oh, yeah...

Next Chapter: Chapter 102: Reception pg 88 "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-Oct-2011 00:08:43 - Last edited on 06-Jun-2013 20:41:56 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Thanks Captain Fossil. Working on Chapter 102 atm. Hope to get it done soon. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

15-Oct-2011 00:11:57 - Last edited on 29-Dec-2011 04:24:57 by Blaze Deku

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