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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 102: Reception

In Azeroth…

(A Night Elf Warrior and his guild members are raiding Upper Blackrock Spire)

Thorblyde: Okay, extreme caution here in the Rookery. The slightest bump on those eggs will seal our- (notices Bono) No*

Bono: Let’s do this! (pulls out several explosives- LEEEEEOOOORRRRYYY JEEEENNNNN*KKKIIIINNNNSSSS!!!!* -charges into the Rookery and wakes up several Black dragon chicks)

Thorblyde: NO!

(A huge explosion tears the cavern apart)

Narrator: And thus, the Cataclysm begins…

In Minecraft…

(Thorblade wakes up in a house in Minecraft)

Thorblade: Gah! I just had the worst nightmare. I was in World of Warcraft, and Bono got us all killed running into a dragon nursery with several explosives.

(Steve walks in)

Steve: Hey, you wouldn’t believe what that new guy is doing. He’s built several giant creepers all filled with dynamite.

Thorblade: Well that’s just great- WHAT?!

(Thorblade runs out and sees Bono working on a giant creeper)

Thorblade: Bono, what are you doing?!

Bono: Expressing my rage as there is no cheese in this world. Because of it, I’m gonna blow it up! –pulls out a flint and tinder- Have a nicccccce time, Thor.

Thorblade: NOOOO!

(A huge explosion begins)**

In RuneScape:

(wakes up in a bed in his POH)

Throrblade: Man, a dream within a dream. This is starting to feel like Inception- (suddenly notices Bono) No*

Bono: It's nothing but a dream within a dream...

(Bono shoots Throrblade)

In the Dream World…

Cyrius: Thror, wake up. You have to help me fight in this dream.

Throrblade: Oh, sorry Cyrius. For some reason, I was still asleep. So, what problem of your’s are we facing?

Cyrius: Oh, it’s not my problem we’re facing it’s your’s.

(A giant Bono appears from the shadows)

Bono: Thor….. Give me cheese….

Throrblade: AAAAAGH!!!

(Throrblade wakes up in his POH) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

18-Mar-2012 02:47:09 - Last edited on 19-Sep-2013 15:17:28 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Throrblade: Man, these nightmares are getting worse. I think’s about time I see a therapist. I mean, I’m seeing Bono way too much, ever since we parted ways two years ago.

-Knock Knock-

Throrblade: I wonder who that could be?

(Throrblade opens the door and sees Bono outside)

Bono: Throrblade!

(Throrblade slams the door)

Throrblade: Another nightmare involving Bono... Back to the shrink for me…

Ellemar: Throrblade, this isn’t a dream. This is real.

Throrblade: Oh, sorry. After the time I’ve spent with Bono, my mental stability has been shattered, leading to venting my rage on the destruction and burning of nearby trees, which has lead to my mastery of woodcutting and firemaking. Then, a shrink the the RuneScape Mental Asylum suggested I take up gardening to deal with my stress, and given all months spent on taking care of plants, my farming level has become ridiculously high. –coughs- So, what brings you to my house?

Bono: Rocky II has been kidnapped!

(Throrblade looks at Ellemar)

Ellemar: He means the Stone of Jas…

Throrblade: Right- Wait, WHAT?! Who stole it?!

Bono: Stupid Lucy…

Somewhere in RuneScape…

(Lucien and Nezichened are chatting)

Lucien: You ever get the feeling somewhere in RuneScape, some stupid noob is saying your name wrong?

Nezichened: Oh had that trouble all the time. Some stupid noob kept calling me “Nezzie”.

Lucien: So, how’s the job at the Dominion Tower?

Nezichened: Great. It’s better than what I did in the Dark Empire. I have a steady income and I can finally send my daughter, Inez, to college.

Lucien: Excellent. Well, I have plans for world domination. Cheerio.
(Lucien teleports away)

Back at Throrblade’s POH.

Throrblade: YOU LET AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS MAHJARRAT GET HIS HANDS ON NOT ONE, BUT TWO POWERFUL GOD ARTIFACTS?!

Bono: But he said Zezima was behind me with free cheese.

Throrblade: Bono, the level of your intelligence continues to astonish me…

Bono: Thanks I- HEY! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

18-Mar-2012 02:47:29 - Last edited on 19-Sep-2013 15:17:38 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Throrblade: Anyway, if you want to reclaim the Stone of Ja- (Bono glares at him) ...I mean "Rocky II", you’ll have to start the Ritual of the Mahjarrat, a grandmaster quest.

Ellemar: Great, what are the requirements?

Throrblade: Well… (pulls out list)

Ellemar: :O (faints)

Bono: Huh, why did he faint- (looks at list) :o (faints)

Throrblade: I knew they wouldn’t like it…

Next Chapter: Chapter 103: Troll Warzone COMING SOON
*From World of Warcraft during the 2 year period I stopped writing Bono. I stopped playing when Cataclysm came up.
**Also took up Minecraft. Brilliant game.
***From the brilliant movie of Inception. A dream "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

18-Mar-2012 02:47:29 - Last edited on 19-Sep-2013 15:17:57 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Hello everyone, sorry Chapter 102 was late. Been busy with life and such. Anyway, managed to get it done. Now, on to 103, but first, got to do some voice acting for a friend. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

18-Mar-2012 02:47:30 - Last edited on 18-Mar-2012 02:51:53 by Blaze Deku

Lewa
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Lewa

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wow this brings back memories. This the oldest thing on my posted thread list. I was a reader from about when chapter 15 came out (before I was a member). You should reboot the series.

15-Nov-2012 23:48:51 - Last edited on 15-Nov-2012 23:55:22 by Lewa

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Are you kidding, Final? I have all 100 Chapters backed up on Mincrosoft Windows, so even if it is eaten by the infamous page 51 monster, we'll be fine. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

23-Nov-2012 05:14:56

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