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Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Onob: If the universe is this long, and if Zezima’s first name is Peter…
(A players is about to attacks Onob, but Onob punches the player unarmed, killing the player)
Onob: …And if most of the girls of RuneScape are actually guys…
(A lvl 138 is about to attack Onob, but Onob pokes him in the eyes and kills him with a Bandos Godsword)
Onob: …And if 2 + 2 = 4, that means ScapeRune will turn good if RuneScape turns bad. Damn! If I don’t stop D4rk L0rd, my world of darkness and despair will be cute, friendly, sparkling utopia! THIS MUST NOT HAPPEN!!!
(Agrith Na-Na is about to kill a legion of players, but Onob casts Bananas to Bones, a spell from ScapeRune and puts the bones on a POH altar and sacrifices them)
Agrith Na-Na: NOOOOOO!!!
(Agrith Na-Na is destroyed)
Onob: (turns to Andrew Gower) Ok, I’ll help you stop D4rk L0rd.
D4rk L0rd: (megaphone) YOU TOO, ONOB?! At this rate, I’ll be losing all my people in less than 2000 characters.
A Half Hour Later…
(A legion of player is being charged by Go N. Green and her army of plant monsters on one side and Vulc4n0 and his army of fire monsters on the other)
P3s1m1st: We’re gonna die!
(Dusty Sharp flies over in his zeppelin and throws down ropes)
Dusty Sharp: Climb aboard!
(The legion of players grabs the ropes and fly away with the zeppelin just as Go N. Green’s army and Vulc4n0’s collide)
Go N. Green: FIRE YOUR EARTH AND WATER SPEL- WAIT! NO!
Vulc4n0: RELEASE YOUR FIRE SPEL- OH CRAP! NO!
(The army of plants release water and earth spell, killing all the fire army while the Fire Army released fire spells which kill all the plant army)
Ten Minutes Later…
(Groovy Gal62 and the Frog Princess have a personal battle)
Lorianne: This time, Groovy, it will end differently.
Groovy Gal62: You’re right, it will. You’re going to get pwned in a new way!
Lorianne: Why you-! (fires bolt from crossbow which pins Groovy Gal62 to an upright rock) Now, I will finish you off- "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

03-Feb-2010 21:14:06 - Last edited on 11-Apr-2010 15:12:51 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Andrew: (yells) REINFORCEMENTS FROM THE FRENCH SERVER JUST ARRIVED!!! (turns to the French Players’ Leader Jacques) What took you so long?!
N4p0l34n: Ze’ Chunnel.
Andrew: Well, at least you’re here!
(Meanwhile, the Frog Princess reverts into her half frog, half human form)
Lorianne: With this new form, I will have the agility of a frog and the strength of a human. YOU WILL DIE!!!
(A group of French players see the Frog Princess)
P13rr3: Look at ze’ flog!
J4cqu35: Mmmm…ze’ Flog legs…
(Frog Princess notices the French players)
Lorianne: Oh no* Not French players…
(Lorianne tries to hop away, but P1err3 grabs her by the legs)
P13rr3: Zhop, zhop, little floggy. You will make good flog legs.
J4cqu35: And when we’re done with you’re legs, we shall have frogburgers.
Lorianne: (screams as she is taken away) NOOOOOOO!!!
Ten Minutes Later…
(Puss and General Shad are having an epic sword fight)
General Shad: You fence very good, my fine, feline friend, but not good enough!
(General Shad takes his sword and thrusts it through Puss** body , pinning him to the wall)
General Shad: As the prize, I will take your sword and add it to my collection of my other swords I have taken from my opponents)
(General Shad takes Puss** sword and turns away. When he turns away, Puss pulls the sword out, and charges at General Shad and thrusts it through his body and pins him to the wall)
General Shad: How the hell did you survive?!
Puss: Silly fool. Don’t you know a cat has nine lives.
General Shad: You got to be kidding me…
Puss: Now, senior, I will take YOUR sword and sword belt to show that I am the greatest swordsman, err... swordscat in the world!
(General Shad dies)
Fifteen Minutes Later…
(J0gr3n4ut is defeated by four players named 0gr3n4ut, M0gr3n4ut, Sk0gr3n4ut, and Z0gr3n4ut)
Hans: It’s just me, Zezimo, Runite, Nezzie-
Nezichened: DON’T CALL ME NEZZIE!!! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

03-Feb-2010 21:14:48 - Last edited on 24-Aug-2010 15:59:31 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Hans: …Nezichened, Mustkill126, Tamago, Yoshi Xd, U2, K1ll3r, and Icup1121. That makes nine. Plus we still have an army of lvl 53 Jogres, lvl 99 Giant Frogs, army of skeletons, zombies and ghosts, an army of rocs and dragons, and an army of evil food monsters all over 100.
Dr. Tamago: But those guys still have a good amount of players. Unless we can come up with a secret weapon now, we’re toast!
Nezichened: I know! Me and Runite will remerge and kill them all!
Icup1121: Dude, you got your butt kicked in the form twice by like ten guys. This is an army!!!
Mustkill126: Why doesn’t Zezimo and U2 merge with them? Then they will be even more powerful.
Yoshi Xd: At last! The army shall fall!
(The army surrounds Hans, Mustkill126, Yoshi Xd, Dr. Tamago, Icup1121, Nezichened, Runite, U2, and K1ll3r)
Andrew: We have you surrounded! Surrender or die!
K1ll3r: Funny. We were about to say that…
(Zezimo. U2, Runite, and Nezichened into a gigantic lvl 1399 three headed Runite Dragon Dragon Titan eruption into black flames and mounted with Dwarf Multi-Cannon and mechanized crossbows with Zezimo riding on the back)
Zeimo/U2/Runite/Nezichened: Behold! We are Agent URNZ!
Monkey164: Seriously…? Agent URNZ?! What kind of name is that?!
Agent URNZ: Well, that was the only name we could come up with that made sense!
Everyone: …
Agent URNZ: Anyway, behold! We are a lvl 1399 Corrupt Cyborg Runite Dragon Titan Mage Rider! We can burn you with Regular, Ice, or Poison Dragonfire, shoot you with Dwarf Multi-Cannons, and crossbows with all kinds of bolts, along with a lvl 138 mage riding on our back you can fire super charged Ancient Spells which will hit twice as many people for five times the damage with no need for runes! YOU ARE FINISHED!!! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

03-Feb-2010 21:15:15

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
(Agent URNS fires Regular, Ice and Poison Dragonfire, Cannonballs, all types of bolts, and Zezimo on top released Corrupt Ice Barrage, Corrupt Shadow Barrage, Corrupt Blood Barrage, and Corrupt Smoke Barrage, killing dozens of players a second)
Andrew: RETREAT!!!
(The players fall back)
Makeshift Player Army HQ…
(The gang and Jagex Mods are gathered around a table with charts)
Thorblade4: How are we gonna kill that thing?! Unless we kill it, Bono’s done for and RuneScape will be taken over!
Mod Poppy: I dunno. It seems invincible. We’d die a million deaths before we kill it-
Andrew: Say that again?
Mod Poppy: I dunno-
Andrew: SKIP AHEAD!!!
Mod Poppy: We’d die a million deaths-
Andrew: Of course… The Blade of A Million Deaths….***
Paul: Why did*’t we think of it before?!
Groovy Gal62: Erm? What’s the Blade of A Million Deaths?
Andrew: A sword we designed that’s many, many times stronger that the Godsword with all sorts of magical abilities. When it was first created, it caused a glitch that started to World 111 Massacre a.k.a. The Falador Massacre, causing a million deaths-
Paul: Which is how it got its name.
Andrew: Hey! Who’s telling the story?! Anyway, it was so horrible, we had to put a spell on it that it could only be used by a certain person and sealed it away. Afterwards, the Oracle came to us with a prophecy:
“When an enemy of invincible power,”
“Threatens to defeat you in a dire hour,”
“Bring the Sword that murdered a billion,”
“And give it to he who died a million”
Flameater20: …He who died a million… (Does lightbulb emote) Of course! I know who it is that died a million!
Everyone: Who?!
Flameater20: Im D34d!
(Everyone looks at Im D34d)
Im D34d: Actually, I only died 999,999.
(Everyone stares at him)
Im D34d: What?!
Flameater20: Im D34d, you must die in order to defeat this enemy…
Im D34d: No! I can’t! Haven’t I died enough?!
Andrew: If you don’t, thousands of players will.
Thorblade4: Please Im D34d. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

03-Feb-2010 21:16:17

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Im D34d: Ok, fine. But how will I die?
Thorblade4: Here. (hands Im D34d a vial of nitroglycerin) Use this.
Im D34d: Ok. (drops vial of nitroglycerin and dies)
The Abyss…
(Im D34d is brought before the Grim Reaper in the Abyss)
Im D34d: No* Don’t tell me its time?!
Grim Reaper: Yes Im D34d. Its time. Time for you to be released from the curse I put on you after you cheated me at poker and be reborn. From this day forth, you will not die repeatedly in crazy ways. Instead, you will be immortal! A conqueror of death!
Im D34d: YAY!!! Wait… Why are you doing this?
Grim Reaper: Because you have accepted death instead of running from it. Also, I was getting tired of seeing you…
Im D34d: (shrugs) Ok…
Makeshift Player Army HQ…
(Im D34d wakes up to see everyone crowded around him)
Im D34d: Erm… Hi…
Andrew: Welcome back. Althought you did*’t respawn, that death counts, so now you can wield the Blade of A Million Deaths. Here you go (trades Im D34d the Sword of A Million Deaths) Go get ‘em!
(Im D34d equips the Sword of A Million Deaths and gains a skeletal black metal armor and a fearsome black cape. He then turns into a ghost and speeds out to Agent URNZ and jumps up)
Im D34d: Prepare to die!!!
Agent URNZ: What the-?!
(Im D34d slashes Agent URNZ with the Blade of A Million Deathes, hitting him 1,000,000 damage)
Agent URNZ: You got to be kidding me… (explodes and dies)
Player Army: YAY!!!
Dr. Tamago: RETREAT!!!
(Dr. Tamago, Mustkill126, Hans, Yoshi Xd, K1ll3r, and Icup1121 get into the Egg-copter and fly back to Dark Empire HQ)
Thorblade4: After them!
(Thorblade4 and the gang get into gnomecopters and fly Dark Empire HQ)
Dark Empire HQ…
(The gang lands there gnomecopters outside the fortress)
Thorblade4: Ready?
Groovy Gal62, Chu Master5, Monkey164, Chaserm1, Flameater20, and Eggypants 2: READY!!!
Thorblade4: Right then. FOR BONO!!!
(The gang charges into the building, but are then taken down by a mysterious figure in a mecha-suit of armor) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

03-Feb-2010 21:16:32

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Thorblade4: Who are you?!
???: Fool, it is I, Pink Punk39.
Chu Master5: How the hell did you get so powerful?!
Pink Punk39: This mecha-suit designed by Chris4x. Thanks to him, I’m stronger than a lvl 138…
Groovy Gal62: I can’t believe you’re sticking to D4rk L0rd! Do you know what he’ll do to Bono?!
Pink Punk39: I don’t care about the noob!
Thorblade4: I do! (jumps up and charges at the crystal cylinder that holds Bono and equips the bazooka and loads the dracokinesis energy) I’m coming Bono- (Pink Punk39 tackles him from behind, grabs the bazooka and jumps to the cylinder where D4rk L0rd appears)
D4rk L0rd: Good work, Pink Punk39. You stopped them from ruining our plan. (turns to the gang) Nice try, but you’re friend has but a few minutes left before he is completely obliterated and I am once again a god! I knew you’d stop me thanks to a prophecy I heard from the Oracle:
“Lord of Shadows, thou shall fall,”
“By the Chosen One And his Friend,”
“The Lover of the Daughter of Random of All,”
“With the power dragons, your reign shall end.”
The question is, do I let you live a few more minutes to watch Bono here be destroyed, or should I spare you the agony and get rid of you early and make Bono watch. I know! (casts Ice Barrage on the gang, almost killing them) I’ll kill you as Bono is destroyed! (Bono is almost completely disappeared) First up, the Daughter of Random. (turns to Groovy Gal62) I shall kill your girlfriend for trying to stop me. Say good bye, to her!
Thorblade4: NO!!!
Pink Punk39: NO!!! (turns around and aims the bazooka at Bono)
D4rk L0rd: “The Lover of the Daughter of Random…” How could I have not foreseen it… (yells) STOP HIM!!! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

03-Feb-2010 21:18:37

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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(Mustkill126, Icup1121, and Yoshi Xd cast Ice Blitz, Tamago fires an egg-grenade, Chris4x fires a dragonfire crossbolt, Kill3r uses Descent of Dragons special attack from his crossbow all the dragons, rocs and food monsters rush at Pink Punk39 and hit him, leaving Pink Punk39 with 1hp and Pink Punk39 fires the bazooka with a ball of pure celestial dragonfire straight at Bono)
Hans: (jumps in front of ball of dragonfire) I’ll stop it!
(The ball of dragonfire was five meters/fifteen feet from Hans when Hans instantly burned up and was turned to ash)
Hans: Oh, come on!
(The ball of dragonfire collides with the cylinder just as Bono is about to vanish completely and a huge explosion occurs, destroying half of the fortress. Black smoke appears
D4rk L0rd: NO!!!
(Bono appears from the smoke, wielding the Staff of Armadyl and the Stone of Jas and wearing Celestial Aura Armor)
Bono: It’s time to pay for your crimes, D4rk L0rd…
D4rk L0rd: (draws Corrupted Ancient Staff) Come and get me, noob… Let us finish this. We are equal in strength!
(Bono jumps at D4rk L0rd and knocks him back ten squares, hitting D4rk L0rd for 10300 damage)
D4rk L0rd: Graaagh! (fires a Supreme Corrupted Ice Blitz at Bono, hitting him 12400 damage and attacks Bono with the Corrupted Ancient Staff, hitting Bono for 154 damage) You shall die noob!
Bono: NEVER!!! (casts Celestial Fire Blitz on D4rk L0rd, hitting him 21900 damage)
D4rk L0rd: Now, I shall end this! (The Corrupt Ancient Staff is suddenly covered with P++++++++. D4rk L0rd jumps in front of Bono, about to stab him with the poison staff) DIE NOW-!
(A Female Player in Full Dragon Armor hits D4rk L0rd in the back with an Armadyl Godsword, hitting D4rk L0rd 19800hp)
D4rk L0rd: GRAAAAGH!!! (Seeing his chance, Bono stabs D4rk L0rd with the Staff of Armadyl, hitting D4rk L0rd 1,000,000,000 damage) NOT AGAIN!!! (D4rk L0rd dies)
Bono: Thanks… But who are you? "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

03-Feb-2010 21:18:56 - Last edited on 09-Jul-2010 23:37:58 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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???: Isn’t that a thing to say to your own girlfriend! (??? Pulls of her Dragon Full Helm and reveals herself to be Petra) Can’t you see it’s me, Petra!
Bono: PETRA!!! (hugs Petra) When did you get that Dragon Armor?!
Petra: Oh, whenever I dump you, I take my anger on lots of mosters and when I take my anger on something, I go on it for hours. Pretty soon, I managed to get the full set* But, after I get that Dragon Armor, I realize that… well… I love you Bono*
Bono: And I love you to Petra…
(Bono and Petra kiss of lips and embrace)
Ruins of Dark Empire HQ…
Dr. Tamago: Quick! Into my Egg-copter before-!
Shafin25: (points Crossbow at Dr. Tamago ) Don’t even think about it….
(Dr. Tamago, Mustkill126, K1ll3r, Icup1121, and Yoshi Xd are surrounded by Player Moderators)
Shafin25: You’re all under arrest with conspiring to take over RuneScape as well as… Practicing an obsession of eggs without a license (hands charge to Dr. Tamago) Attempting to kill a French Fry lover (hands charge to K1ll3r), and for having an disgusting name (hands charge to Icup1121.
Yoshi Xd: Ha ha! You guys have two charges while I only get one! I’m gonna get out before you!
Shafin25: Boasting about a sentence, eh? That’s against the law. (hands Yoshi Xd the charge)
Yoshi Xd: WHAT?!
Shafin25: Protesting a fair sentence. Eh? That’s also against the law.
Yoshi Xd: Why you little-!
Shafin25: Threatening a Player Moderator of the law! That’s a life sentence. Take them away, Joe!
Player Moderator #1: Sir, my name is Bob.
Shafin25: Are you sassing me, Joe?!
Player Moderator #1: No, sir*
(Thorblade4 and Groovy Gal62 and kneeling before Pink Punk39)
Groovy Gal62: Pink, are you ok?
Pink Punk39: (wheeze) Yes, Groovy. I’m sorry for everything… (turns to Thorblade4) Same here…
Thorblade4: Don’t worry Pink, we’ll save you! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

03-Feb-2010 21:19:40 - Last edited on 18-Mar-2010 23:43:40 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Pink Punk39 (laughs wheezing) It’s pointless, Thor. I have too many burns, I’ve lost almost all my blood, any food I eat I vomit up and becomes rotten food. Face it, my tale ends here. (looks up to sky) I see him, Thor. I’m seeing Guthix. He’s… smiling. (Pink Punk39 slowly closes his eyes and dies)
Andrew: I promise you, Pink Punk39, that a memorial of you shall be resurrected of you, one worthy of a hero of RuneScape. (puts a black shroud over Pink Punk39 and puts the body into a sarcophagus)
One Week Later in Lumbridge…
(A massive memorial is erected of Pink Punk39 surrounded by a bunch of a players that reads “Here lies the remains of Pink Punk39 and many players that died to save RuneScape. Pink Punk39 sacrificed himself to save another who would save RuneScape. Let us remember and honor his sacrifice”)
Epilogue…
Afterward, the gang went their separate ways.
Chu Master5 went to Ice Mountain to work on an idea for a Dwarf Multi-Cannon Mecha-Suit with Nulidion.
Flameater20 became an apprentice to Gypsy Aris as a clairvoyant, who turns out to be his mother after divining the future with the crystal ball.
Chaserm1 found out that Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days came out and ran off.
Groovy Gal62 works at her mom’s sandwich shop, which is making loads of money and gives customers a random sandwich, however there’s a good chance it’s a Frogburger with a side of extra crispy frog legs made by a French Player not soon after the Battle of the Dark Empire.
Monkey164 is the head chef to King Awowogei, king of the monkeys after making a “stew from bananas” and hangs out a lot with Sheer125, who is currently training the Ninja Monkeys.
Eggypants 2 is currently helping his mom/dad, the Make-Over Mage with stuff and is practicing transforming into different people. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

03-Feb-2010 21:19:58 - Last edited on 22-Mar-2010 14:14:51 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Im D34d, though not a part of the party, is currently doing some extreme PKing, taking revenge on people who easily killed him when he was a noob and has used the money to buy Draynor Manor which “helps him sleep easier as it's very quiet, but has trouble hosting parties there except Halloween parties as no one comes.” Renaming himself Im D34th, he is now a bounty hunter to Jagex to take out scammers and bots anywhere, anytime, in any world.
Iou642 and Kitedj opened a fast-food place that specialized in French Fries and is served by Animated Steel Armor and cooked by Steel Dragons.
Shafin25 was promoted to Jagex Moderator as his good work in protecting RuneScape.
Dusty Sharp finally achieved his dream of getting a Fishing skillcape and now practices hunting “as he wishes to be master of land and sky as well as sea*.
Evi1 Mag3 and his dad, Axel are home with Evi1 Mag3’s mom and are living very happily and Axel and Evi1 Mag3 are catching up.
And lastly, Bono and Thorblade4…
Hills of Varrock…
(Bono, Petra, Rocky II, Puss, Pigwig, Thorblade4, Chessgirl101, Philip3477, and Selena967 are sitting on a hill under a tree watching the sunset)
Pigwig: Oink! Oink! *Snort!* Oink! (Mister Puss, sir, I was wondering if I could be your mount. It would be a great honor.)
Puss: Of course, it would be a great honor, Senior Pig.
Pigwig: OINK! (He called me SENIOR Pig!)****
(Petra looks at sunset)
Petra: It’s beautiful…
Bono: But not as beautiful (and hot) as you…
(Bono and Petra kiss)
Thorblade4: Yeah. The only thing that would improve this moment if Odin Mage was here.
???: Thorblade4?
Thorblade4: Yeah Phil?
Philip3477: I did*’t say anything. Did you, Selena?
Selena967: I did*’t say anything either. Did you, Chess?
Chessgirl101: Nope.
Thorblade4: Then who did?
(Thorblade4 turns around and sees a shadowy figure)
Thorblade4: It can’t be… Odin?!
Odin Mage6: Yup. It’s me.
Thorblade4: You’re alive! How?! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

03-Feb-2010 21:21:06 - Last edited on 09-Jul-2010 23:35:33 by Blaze Deku

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