Odin Mage6: You do realize when a player dies on RuneScape, they just lose their items and appear at there respawn point.
Everyone: …
Thorblade4: But why did*’t you tell me you were alright?!
Odin Mage6: Well, when I appeared at the respawning point, I landed on my head and got amnesia for several years which was reversed yesterday when I was sitting under an Apple tree I planted and I got mugged by a squirrel who knocked me out with a blackjack. When I awoke, I remembered who I was.
Everyone: Ok…
Thorblade4: At last, a true happy ending!
Odin Mage: Yeah. (Looks at Bono) Who’* this?
Thorblade4: A noob I’ve been looking after for almost two years. His name is Bono.
Odin Mage6: Oh. So, Bono, got anything to drink?
Bono: Just this. (hands Odin Mage6 a vial of nitroglycerin)
Odin Mage6: Thanks. (puts Vial of Nitroglycerin to his lips)
Everyone except Bono and Odin Mage6: NO-!!!
*BOOM!*
The End. Or is it?
*Reference to South Park/World of Warcraft Episode
** Reference to King Arthur when Merlin battles a sorceress in a transforming contest and wins by turning himself into a small disease.
*** Another reference to the South Park/World of Warcraft Episode
****Spoof quote from the Disney Movie “Lion King:
"While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
03-Feb-2010 21:21:26
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