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Do NOT make me start singing the Ranma 1/2 Baka Song!
(Baka means Stupid in Japanese for all you non-otakus out there)
Although I shall replace Ranma with Bono. Because Bono is the stupidest character in the world. Except maybe Luffy from One Piece.
~K
(Baka means Stupid in Japanese for all you non-otakus out there)
Although I shall replace Ranma with Bono. Because Bono is the stupidest character in the world. Except maybe Luffy from One Piece.
~K
01-Feb-2010 02:58:27
Thorblade4: Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s start recruiting!
Varrock…
Andrew: I want you to fight for the RuneScape Army!
I H8 RS: Why should we?!
Andrew: If you don’t, RuneScape will be destroyed.
I H8 RS: So?! I can find another MMORPG! Such as World of Warcr-
Andrew: DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?! THIS WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED!!!
I H8 RS: And Age of Con-
Andrew: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!
I H8 RS: Is this a trick question?
Andrew: …
(Andrew kills I H8 RS)
Falador…
Mod Poppy: Join the RuneScape Army! Become a true hero. Otherwise, evil will take over the world.
I D0nt C4r3: I’m just gonna stop playing!
Mod Poppy: When the Evil Chicken rose to power, you know who stopped playing? The French Hens. Are you a French Hen?*
I D0nt C4r3: No*
Mod Poppy: (French accent) Chat, noire, chapteu, bleu, etoile rouge, fromage?
I D0nt C4r3: Ok, ok. I’ll join…
Lumbridge…
(Paul is advertising the joining of the armies when a group of noobs come up)
Noob #1: We shall fight!
Paul: Sorry. You’re too weak to be of much help.
Noob #2: But we can fight!
Paul: Yeah, sure you can… And how many times have you died this month?
Noob #3: 253,345. Why do you ask?
Paul:
(Andrew appears)
Andrew: Oh let them join Paul. We need all the help we can get.
Noobs: YAY!!! (Run to the meeting place of the army)
Paul: Andrew, are you crazy?! They can’t fight, they can’t gather any good resources, and they can’t produce any good items. What is the deal?!
Andrew: Well, who do you think is going to check for deadly traps?
Paul: Ah…
Later…
(An army of players gather around a stage, equipped with Rune, Barrows, Bandos, Dragon, Armadyl, Black Dragonhide, and other armors with Godswords, Darkbows, Saradomin Swords, Zamorak Spears and Abyssal Whips. Andrew Gower appears on the stage) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
Varrock…
Andrew: I want you to fight for the RuneScape Army!
I H8 RS: Why should we?!
Andrew: If you don’t, RuneScape will be destroyed.
I H8 RS: So?! I can find another MMORPG! Such as World of Warcr-
Andrew: DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?! THIS WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED!!!
I H8 RS: And Age of Con-
Andrew: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!
I H8 RS: Is this a trick question?
Andrew: …
(Andrew kills I H8 RS)
Falador…
Mod Poppy: Join the RuneScape Army! Become a true hero. Otherwise, evil will take over the world.
I D0nt C4r3: I’m just gonna stop playing!
Mod Poppy: When the Evil Chicken rose to power, you know who stopped playing? The French Hens. Are you a French Hen?*
I D0nt C4r3: No*
Mod Poppy: (French accent) Chat, noire, chapteu, bleu, etoile rouge, fromage?
I D0nt C4r3: Ok, ok. I’ll join…
Lumbridge…
(Paul is advertising the joining of the armies when a group of noobs come up)
Noob #1: We shall fight!
Paul: Sorry. You’re too weak to be of much help.
Noob #2: But we can fight!
Paul: Yeah, sure you can… And how many times have you died this month?
Noob #3: 253,345. Why do you ask?
Paul:
(Andrew appears)
Andrew: Oh let them join Paul. We need all the help we can get.
Noobs: YAY!!! (Run to the meeting place of the army)
Paul: Andrew, are you crazy?! They can’t fight, they can’t gather any good resources, and they can’t produce any good items. What is the deal?!
Andrew: Well, who do you think is going to check for deadly traps?
Paul: Ah…
Later…
(An army of players gather around a stage, equipped with Rune, Barrows, Bandos, Dragon, Armadyl, Black Dragonhide, and other armors with Godswords, Darkbows, Saradomin Swords, Zamorak Spears and Abyssal Whips. Andrew Gower appears on the stage) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
03-Feb-2010 21:10:49 - Last edited on 09-Feb-2010 13:43:52 by Blaze Deku
Andrew: Players of RuneScape, our world is in danger! A great evil grows on the horizon. An evil not even we, Jagex, cannot defeat alone. If this evil achieves its goal, the world of Gielinor will be destroyed. We must stand together to fight this evil! It must be destroyed! Who is with me!
Thorblade4: I am!
Groovy Gal62: I am!
Chaserm1: I am!
Eggypants 2: I am!
Monkey164: I am!
Flameater20: I am!
Chu Master5: I am…
Puss: I am!
Blue: I am!
Puss: I am!
Im D34d: I am, even though I’m probably going to die…
(Soon everyone in the crowd says they will, except Evi1 Mag3)
Evi1 Mag3: (shrugs) Ah what the heck. I am!
Andrew: Then let’s move out!
(The army marches to the desert with an array of multi-cannons, gnome terrorbirds, tortoises, catapults, dwarf multi-cannons, gnomecopters, flying carpets, gliders, and a zeppelin)
Thorblade4: I thought you got rid of the Gnomecopters!
Andrew: We were saving them for later…
Thorblade4: Ok- WAIT! When did RuneScape have a zeppelin?!
Andrew: Oh, that’s Dusty Sharp’s fishing ship with a few adjustments.
Thorblade4: What’s he need a zeppelin for? He’s a fisherman, not a pilot.
Andrew: Ever heard of flying fish?
Readers: BOO! BAD PUN!!!
Andrew: Apparently the readers don’t take puns very well.
Thorblade4: Yeah I know…
Khardian Desert…
(The army of players. The entire Jagex staff and the gang stop in front of a cliff)
Andrew: Here’s the entrance to the Dark Empire’s HQ.
Chu Master5: Uh… Andrew? There’s nothing here.
Andrew: That’s what you think….
Chu Master5: Uh… no, it’s the truth.
Andrew: The door’s hidden. Only the secret phrase will open it.
Thorblade4: Hmmm… The secret phrase to open a secret, hidden door located in the desert that’s home to a bunch of villains. Open sesame!
(The door opens)
Everyone:
Dark Empire HQ…
Mustkill126: D4rk L0rd, we have intruders. A lot of them…
D4rk L0rd: WHAT?!
(D4rk L0rd looks at the screen) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
Thorblade4: I am!
Groovy Gal62: I am!
Chaserm1: I am!
Eggypants 2: I am!
Monkey164: I am!
Flameater20: I am!
Chu Master5: I am…
Puss: I am!
Blue: I am!
Puss: I am!
Im D34d: I am, even though I’m probably going to die…
(Soon everyone in the crowd says they will, except Evi1 Mag3)
Evi1 Mag3: (shrugs) Ah what the heck. I am!
Andrew: Then let’s move out!
(The army marches to the desert with an array of multi-cannons, gnome terrorbirds, tortoises, catapults, dwarf multi-cannons, gnomecopters, flying carpets, gliders, and a zeppelin)
Thorblade4: I thought you got rid of the Gnomecopters!
Andrew: We were saving them for later…
Thorblade4: Ok- WAIT! When did RuneScape have a zeppelin?!
Andrew: Oh, that’s Dusty Sharp’s fishing ship with a few adjustments.
Thorblade4: What’s he need a zeppelin for? He’s a fisherman, not a pilot.
Andrew: Ever heard of flying fish?
Readers: BOO! BAD PUN!!!
Andrew: Apparently the readers don’t take puns very well.
Thorblade4: Yeah I know…
Khardian Desert…
(The army of players. The entire Jagex staff and the gang stop in front of a cliff)
Andrew: Here’s the entrance to the Dark Empire’s HQ.
Chu Master5: Uh… Andrew? There’s nothing here.
Andrew: That’s what you think….
Chu Master5: Uh… no, it’s the truth.
Andrew: The door’s hidden. Only the secret phrase will open it.
Thorblade4: Hmmm… The secret phrase to open a secret, hidden door located in the desert that’s home to a bunch of villains. Open sesame!
(The door opens)
Everyone:
Dark Empire HQ…
Mustkill126: D4rk L0rd, we have intruders. A lot of them…
D4rk L0rd: WHAT?!
(D4rk L0rd looks at the screen) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
03-Feb-2010 21:11:15 - Last edited on 11-Apr-2010 15:02:37 by Blaze Deku
Bono: (yells from castle) Hey, it’s Nezzie!
Nezichened: HOW MANY FREAKIN’ TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! DON’T CALL ME NEZZIE!!!
Agent O: I’m Onob, the U*noobiest Noob in ScapeRune... Basically, I’m Bono’s parallel evil self from a parallel universe.
Agent P: Pink Punk39. You already know me. Traitor to the gang, blah blah blah.
Agent R: I am Runite, runite dragon previously known as Shadow-
Monkey164: Wait… You were destroyed when you fell into the lava!
Runite: Actually, I survived after going through what you humans call “The Rock Cycle”
Chaserm1: Is that like “The Spin Cycle” on the washing machine?
Runite:
Agent S: I am General Shad, a former general and swordsman from the God Wars, now reborn into the Dark Empire.
Puss: No* Not General Shad?! He is the greatest swordsman that ever was!
Thorblade4: It’s ok Puss. I can understand if you don’t want to fi-
Puss: He’s going down!!!
Thorblade4:
Agent T: I am Dr. Tamago, a scientist whose inventions always surrounds an egg theme!
Agent U: Greeting, humans. I am U2, or Ultimatebot 2.0. I have been designed to kill anyone my master, D4rk L0rd, wishes.
Chu Master5: Wait, if you’re U2, what happened to U1?!
U2: That is classified.
Agent V: I am Vulc4n0. All my powers are fired based. Prepared to get burned!
Everyone: …
Agent W: I’m W00dcutt3r- HEY! I know you guys! You’re the guys that let me cut down that rare Kite-eating tree. (turns to D4rk L0rd) Sorry boss, can’t do it. These guys have helped me. I quit.
D4rk L0rd: YOU TOO?!
U2: Yes, Master?
D4rk L0rd: No, not you, U2!
U2: Oh, sorry.
Agent Y: I’m Yoshi Xd, another traitor…
Agent Z: And I am Zezimo, like Zezima with an “O” instead of an “A”. I am so epically powerful, when I sneeze in Lletya, Jad is hit for 1,000 damage!
Everyone: …
D4rk L0rd: Now, that you met all my (remaining) agents, prepare to die. ATTACK!!!
Chu Master5: Ha! There’s less than 30 of them. We can handle them! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
Nezichened: HOW MANY FREAKIN’ TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! DON’T CALL ME NEZZIE!!!
Agent O: I’m Onob, the U*noobiest Noob in ScapeRune... Basically, I’m Bono’s parallel evil self from a parallel universe.
Agent P: Pink Punk39. You already know me. Traitor to the gang, blah blah blah.
Agent R: I am Runite, runite dragon previously known as Shadow-
Monkey164: Wait… You were destroyed when you fell into the lava!
Runite: Actually, I survived after going through what you humans call “The Rock Cycle”
Chaserm1: Is that like “The Spin Cycle” on the washing machine?
Runite:
Agent S: I am General Shad, a former general and swordsman from the God Wars, now reborn into the Dark Empire.
Puss: No* Not General Shad?! He is the greatest swordsman that ever was!
Thorblade4: It’s ok Puss. I can understand if you don’t want to fi-
Puss: He’s going down!!!
Thorblade4:
Agent T: I am Dr. Tamago, a scientist whose inventions always surrounds an egg theme!
Agent U: Greeting, humans. I am U2, or Ultimatebot 2.0. I have been designed to kill anyone my master, D4rk L0rd, wishes.
Chu Master5: Wait, if you’re U2, what happened to U1?!
U2: That is classified.
Agent V: I am Vulc4n0. All my powers are fired based. Prepared to get burned!
Everyone: …
Agent W: I’m W00dcutt3r- HEY! I know you guys! You’re the guys that let me cut down that rare Kite-eating tree. (turns to D4rk L0rd) Sorry boss, can’t do it. These guys have helped me. I quit.
D4rk L0rd: YOU TOO?!
U2: Yes, Master?
D4rk L0rd: No, not you, U2!
U2: Oh, sorry.
Agent Y: I’m Yoshi Xd, another traitor…
Agent Z: And I am Zezimo, like Zezima with an “O” instead of an “A”. I am so epically powerful, when I sneeze in Lletya, Jad is hit for 1,000 damage!
Everyone: …
D4rk L0rd: Now, that you met all my (remaining) agents, prepare to die. ATTACK!!!
Chu Master5: Ha! There’s less than 30 of them. We can handle them! "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."
03-Feb-2010 21:13:12 - Last edited on 09-Feb-2010 13:48:18 by Blaze Deku
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