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MagicPatrick
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If These Walls Could Talk... (Interactive)



Intro:
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You are now a wall. There is nowhere to run...
Trapped for eternity, You shall bear witness and tell us your secrets!



In this thread, We will dig into RuneScapes past and share the unknown.


Open to anyone, Simply choose a wall anywhere in RuneScape,
and tell it's story. Walls in a room, a rock wall (fence), Even a Castle Wall.



Enjoy!




I will be checking this thread periodically, but a recent
more urgent project has arisen. In another forum -.-
Please continue as normal.

30-Dec-2006 06:19:00 - Last edited on 24-May-2007 04:33:55 by MagicPatrick

MagicPatrick
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MagicPatrick

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Table of contents/Locations (Author)

Pg.1
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- Baxtorian Falls
- Bank of Runescape, 2002 (Tommyg63)
- Grand Tree Mines
- Piscatoris Fishing Colony

Pg.2
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- Goblin Village (Tman 'Da Man1)
- Doric's Hut (Sungoddess18)
- Castle Wars (Sleona)
- Rogue's Den (Tkd 11 14 02)
- Lumbridge (Mask Of Eyes)

Pg.3
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- Varrock West Bank (Chocoella)
- Elemental Workshop (D F Angel)
- Crandor (Generalfist0)
- Player Owned House (Jnv1)
- Lumbridge (Generalfist0)
- Chaos/Mor'ton/Wild (Twiggy 11)
- King Lathas's chamber (Revolver386)

Pg.4
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- Lumby Swamp (Revolver386)
- Castle Wars (Trade Now95)

Pg.5
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- Kalphite Queen's lair (Vixintrex)
- Lumbridge (Pur3 Wo1f )

Pg.6
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- West Ardougne (Trey184)
- Blue Moon Inn (The 0magic0)
- Void Knight Outpost (15thpaladan)
- Taverly (Luke7868)
- Black Knight's Fortress (Sorin300)

Pg.7
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- KBD Lair (D F Angel)
- Black Knight's Fortress (Boom Death)
- ScapeRune (Spaderdabomb)
- Wildy (Mr Fuzzles19)

Pg.8
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- Barbarian Village (Doom 5500)
- Bandit Camp (Luke7868)

Pg.9
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- Log-in screen (Neo19942)
- Barbarian Village (H 9 O )
- Falador (Eatin Cheese)
- Battlfield of Khazard (H 9 O)
- Varrock East (Doubledare33)
- Volcano (Skar Lath)
- Bounty Hunter Low Leveled Crater (Skar Lath)
- Falador (Tribulationq)

Pg.10
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- Al Kahrid/Lumby ( Tipperanne )
- Advanced Gnome Agility Course (Revolver386)
- P.O.H. (D F Angel)
- Clan Wars [Old - lvl 20 Wildy] (Uppercut41)

30-Dec-2006 06:19:11 - Last edited on 26-Sep-2011 01:29:13 by MagicPatrick

MagicPatrick
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Hi there, Your not gonna cuss at me are you? Good! Because I deal with that all day here. Gerald never helps... He just wanders around. What's that guy is upto? I haven't a clue. One crash landing after another, these players just show up here?!?! Each one really getting on about something. Must be serious too. Most say 'Ouch!' and walk away.

But every once and awhile some bozo wants to get sassy. I'm pretty sure they aren't talking to Gerald like that. He appears as tho he could handle himself pretty well. Whatever it is they better cool it. I heard these modulator things can stop them from talking like that. But I don't ever have anyone here that sees what I see.

Well.. besides Gerald, all he ever rambles about is fish and treasure. He musta been in a real bad mood one day. Sat here talking to himself about how no one ever finds anything here. Travelers never stick around long enough to find it. Let me tell you something tho. I see everything that goes on around here, and this other guy?? Whoa, he's got some kind of rip off operation...

You heard it here first! Rasolo is a CROOK! Some traveling merchant he is. Claims he's famouse, HA! This guy is sooo full of it. All he does is wander around like a vulture, waiting for some unsuspecting player to 'flog the lot of em'. This guy is GREEDY, be very wary of dealings with such a scoundrel.

Over 100 gp, for a bite of salmon... he wont pay over 5gp for it, Thats a fact. What kind of mark-up is that? A wise man told me once a fabulous place called Shillo, I think it was. In a distant land,on a Remote dangerous Island, is a shopkeeper who actually sells the salmon for 5 gp. He likes having over 1,000 of them to pass the savings to his customers. NOT Rasolo! Noo!

It almost seems the more he has, the more he wants. Capitolism is sooo overrated. But what do I know, Im just a pile of rocks. Well that's my story. Stop by anytime and visit. I hear the waters fine. Just no more swearing!

30-Dec-2006 06:21:02 - Last edited on 30-Dec-2006 23:57:00 by MagicPatrick

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Omg, I am forced to live with RATS! AAaaaCK!... I guess it's not that bad down here. A bit dry but, still a musty smell in the air. Oh what am I complaining about. Do you know who really has it rough down here? Those poor rocks... They sure do take a beating from them pesky human adventurers.

Well I guess all the miners aren't bad. Some of them run from side to side grabbing a variety of ores. Lately there's been more action on the coal and precious ores side, more or less... But some of them are just picky. And I mean really picky, they only take one kind!!

It's weird, they just magically appear and WHAM! there goes the addy. To bad for that other guy who just went to the bank, lolz. Oh well it's only 12 minutes, he should be ok... Errm, unless that magical addy robber has a stop watch, uh oh...

Been awhile since I seen a good ole' fashoned chop off. Tink, tink, tink, tink, "mine noob get off', tink, tink, "nevaaa', tink, tink, tink, tine, "Mine MUAHAHAHA!!!" So funny to watch, one of them will usually just vanish. Probably to go terrorize someone else in another world, haha lol..

Alright, that's my story. Never a dull moment around here. Especially with these roots to scratch my back. 'Ooh Ooh, little to the left, nono up a lil, DOWN! DOWN! , ahhhh' Thanks!


Sir Cavewall ~ Grand Tree Mines

30-Dec-2006 23:17:42 - Last edited on 30-Dec-2006 23:23:29 by MagicPatrick

MagicPatrick
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MagicPatrick

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I hear these bumps in the night... Well, More like a
"THUMP! THUD! BONGGggg..." Yea, well... Lemme tell you
first off, sea trolls can't see that well in the dark!
Those blundering bafoons couldn't find thier way out of a closet.

All that racket is thier clubs, banging off my iron plates. They are about as graceful as an elephant in an antique shop. Alllll night lonnnng... Good thing these questers come to fix them on a regular basis. I Don't know about thier friends tho... Something about an army of dead guys showing up inside my barrier, is a bit unsetteling.

The locals are pretty cool though. They come hang out and fish all day. Atleast the humans can find thier way around, jeeze... They just do whatever it is thier doing towards the center of town there, and don't bother with me. Every once and awhile one of them trolls pop out scare the heck out of em, lolz. Do you know where the forms are? Or Farums? Anyways, it's something like that. They always say thats where they were, after a trollie been beating em to a pulp.


Sen'ior Iron Wall

31-Dec-2006 14:22:42 - Last edited on 02-Jan-2007 02:53:43 by MagicPatrick

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