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<~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ENTRIES TO LEBRAUN'S CONTEST ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~>
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***Piece 1***
"Hello Askeladden"
"Hey buddy! That ain't my name! My new Fremennik name is Larravak! What's yours?"
"My Fremennik name is Whappasmallkid."
"Ha! Ain't as good as mine, buddy!"
"Can I have another pet rock? I want to smack you around the ears wi... I mean, I lost mine."
"Sure thing buddy! I'd say take better care of it, but it's just a rock."
> Wield rock [You wield the rock.]
> Use rock with Askeladden's head [Sssssplatch!]
So what is the moral of this story?
If you're the most annoying NPC in Gielinor, don't hand out heavy rocks to strangers.

***Piece Two***
This is a story of a meeting between two characters of this land, one well-known, one less so. Though not a long tale, it pin-points the single pivotal action that sets off such a chain of events following it as to affect every person and part of this fair land. Indeed, this meeting is taking place as you read this very passage.
Some call it fortuitous destiny while others see it as accursed unavoidability. Some laud it as the beginning of a beautiful relationship just as others condemn it as a waste of time and energy. Yet inescapable it truly is. It sets in motion progress upon a path with many forks, twists and turns.
Does the power and significance of each such meeting pale as it stands in the shadows of those that have gone before? Or does the importance and weight of each such meeting grow as it is carried aloft upon the shoulders of those that have gone before? We do not know. But we do know how each meeting begins...
RuneScape guide: “Greetings. I see you are a new arrival to this land. It is my job to make you welcome here. So welcome.”

~Dreamweaver~
November, 2008

23-Nov-2008 04:23:45 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 06:46:41 by Dreamweaver

Dreamweaver
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A bit short? Yeah, it was a "do-this-in-100-words-or-less" challenge.
Hmm, I could have hyphenated everything like that and made it much longer. I must remember that next time...
Dr-ea-m-wea-v-er

25-Nov-2008 03:14:14 - Last edited on 25-Nov-2008 03:14:35 by Dreamweaver

Dreamweaver
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Dreamweaver

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In completely unrelated news, I have a new song up on that external site which shall remain nameless for fear of heinous rule-breaking. I know one or two of you out there are interested in such things. :)
Dreamweaver

28-Nov-2008 21:04:30

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