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Dreamweaver
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Fire!: Hi Dad. I mean, hi Mum. This is Mutt, and she just woke me up. We're engaged to be married.
Mutton: Err, it's not Mutt, it's Mutt...
Mum: Congratulations!
Mutton: Actually I'm Mutt...
Arrg: Arrg! You're getting married to a troll that eats stray dogs? What is society coming to?
Mutton: No, I'm Mutt...
Fire!: Well I don't care. She rescued me. She rescued us all!
[[Fire! and Mutton embrace passionately. The audience goes wild! But off to the side, Mum looks a little distracted.]]
Mum: *Looking sideways at Arrg and giggling* You were very soft to lie on, Arrg.
Arrg: *Looking sideways at Mum admiringly* You have a magnificent branch, Mum.
Mum: Oh look, I found the rock that Mutt dropped.
Mutton: IT'S MUTT...
[[There's a resounding thwack as Mum drops the rock onto Arrg's head. The audience goes wild once again. Mum and Arrg embrace right next to Fire! and Mutton. The curtains close, then open. The cast all bow. The curtains close for the last time and everyone lives happily every after.]]

~Dreamweaver~
~November, 2007~

16-Nov-2007 08:57:24 - Last edited on 16-Nov-2007 10:13:20 by Dreamweaver

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Don't be silly Dream, it's karma :P . Die's so mean thatnow he doesn't deserve to win...
(I'm kidding Die, you're great, hope your ear is ok...)
Good luck to you both...
O_o ~Iso the Galantous Blob, a Potato Sack?~74 Days~Dubbed 'nub' by Zap, WKC, Star, Snake, Die, Pat, Orby, DieS, Dudely, Scout, Bed, Haru, Siggi, Tet, Scou, Mb, Zep, Auro, TNR~Capt

16-Nov-2007 09:51:10 - Last edited on 16-Nov-2007 09:51:28 by [#DTGU0KGCF]

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