Could you at least spam right? And when I say right...I mean can you be funny? I like to get a good laugh before the thread is locked, but now you're wasting my time.
If you spam you're just trying to get attention. Are you a professional idiot or just a gifted intern? Seriously. I know you're trying hard to be funny but you're not doing a very good job.
In fact, don't even bother breaking the rules. You clearly aren't good at it anyway.
Have a nice day.
By the way, I'm just using this thread as a bank from now on.
The Army is a great experience; it sucks so much that literally nothing else will seem as bad in comparison.