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Riku Zerati

Riku Zerati

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note that the past part of this parody is just so I can get to this part

BlackRiku: Anyways my wife died some..20 years ago and a couple weeks ago I had died I guess, and afew days ago my new girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, a person I went out with once..Ugh well then..

blah blah blah...

BlackRiku: Anyways I told her why I am in this suit, and even explained how I am in it, she said it even made me look dark or powerful but there was 1 thing she couldnt understand.....Hold on I am going to make a sand which..

after he makes a sandwhich

BlackRiku: Hello is this thing on?? I am a dark lord obay me video camera!! Oh it is on..good.. Anyways she couldnt under stand this..I'm stuck in this suit and helmate forever!! I can't take my helmate off or I die!!

Blah Blah Blah

BlackRiku: So I have this room I go to which is like an upside down bathtub. Once within it I can take my helmate off, its great ^_^

Blah Blah Blah

BlackRiku: I have a built in bathroom in this suit the only down side is is that it stinks up my suit when I go in it until I go inside my upsidown bathtub, infact I am disposing of my **** waste as we speak *fart* ewwww this well...Ugh everytime I do this infront of somebody I feel like I am ***** in public

Blah

BlackRiku: Im sorry this is a bad time, transmission out

Viewer: Omg he is wearing diepers

Viewer 2: He was takin a poopie in himself

Viewer: How did he eat teh sandwhich he maadee??

Viewer 2: He must have went to teh upside down bathtub and ate it

Meanwhile

Zotiac: What do you mean I have run out of time to pay back the money, destroy teh planet earth!!

Trooper: Yes sir :P

Meanwhile on earth

Viewer: look @ teh metal sun!!

a couple minuites later

Viewer 2: OMG WE DIED!!

Viewer: OMG ten how is we talkin??

Viewer 2: idk

end of parody...???? (yea it is)

06-Aug-2007 06:10:38

Glow250

Glow250

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Woohoo! New clan chat is great!

I made a clan called LOD chat, just for fun. You can go on it if you want. I thought it be helpful for meetings if you ever needed it. You wouldn't have to all trek to rimmy or watever.

06-Aug-2007 15:57:01

Hyro Silver

Hyro Silver

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Hey Chris wanna make a clan? Ooooo wouldn't it be cool if we made a Light or Darkness clan, like to start ruling this pitiful game (no offence Jagex) you know to start this game over and... well here I wanted to post something about how Blackriku broke up with his girlfriend.



Girlfriend: So Blackriku, how did you... um... get that suit? What happened?

Blackriku: Well, it's a long story, I was riding my bike one day when I hit a rock, boulder, and started rolling down a very large hill which led into a volcanoe...

Girlfriend: Oh thats... interesting... bye-bye!

Blackriku: *Waves hand* You will stay...

Girlfriend: I will stay...

Blackriku: Waiter!

Waiter: Yes?

Blackriku: *Waves hand* You will get us tacos...

Waiter: I will get you tacos...

Blackriku: Heh heh tacos rule!

07-Aug-2007 02:39:46

Hyro Silver

Hyro Silver

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Well he doesn't break up until he can't control her... when she talks to him on the fone... watch chad vader *youtube* lol its very funny :P k cant get on runescape still... getting really mad... Chris I'm going to wright the clan thread tonight on a peice of paper and tell you it tomorow :P

07-Aug-2007 02:41:07

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