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Jimothey
Apr Member 2010

Jimothey

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Valentine's Day special


At Bob's house...

James: Wow, congratz on trimmed comp cape, Bob!
Allioss: Here! A pet potato as congratz!
Iskwil: How about this spin ticket?
Jad: The innards from Oldguy?
Epic: I now have fullblown respect for you.
Bob: Wow, thanks****- wait, this is a dream.
James: yup. AAWUBUWUBUWUBUWUBUWUBUWUBUWUB!


In reality at Bob's house...

Bob: ugh. just a dream.
James: or was it?
Bob: okay, 1: it was, and 2: how did you get in here and why?
James: you forgot to lock it and I was bored.
Bob: and I thought I got a trimmed comp cape.
James: well, happy Valentine's Day!
Bob: already? so I've slept for almost 3 months?
James: and missed some updates, like Kalphite King, Slayer Tower revamp, etc.
Bob: aww.
James: Now, I ask you bob: what's the tradition of Valentine's Day on RuneScape?
Bob: spending time with your lover?
James: No. It's going on multiple killing spree's!

KILLING SPREE COMMENCES!

Kill list:
people
hurtable NPC's
Unhurtable NPC's
Meh
Bleh
Whataw
Okay enough with kill lists!
James: aww, bu-
TOO BAD!
James: hmph!
Bob: so we pretty much killed everything in our path. Now what?
James: get the loot?
Bob: pfft, mindreader.

LOOT COLLECTING COMMENCES!

Loot:
coins
money
gp
rares
non-rares
corpses
bones
etc.
okay, loot list done!
James: bu-
SILENCE!
James: hmph.
Bob: anything else I missed out on?
James: Sinkholes.
Bob: okay.

*they do sinkholes*

James: lol that was fast.
Bob: yes, yes that was.


Dat was short.
Da end.

Btw I was gonna put a ton of empty lines in between "Bob: yes, yes that was." and "Dat was short.", but I figured that it would be thread spamming even though it's my thread. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

16-Feb-2013 04:03:55

Jimothey
Apr Member 2010

Jimothey

Posts: 4,425 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Please post a response to these stories as the writer is feeling like he's not getting noticed very well. In the meantime, watch two stick figures slapping eachother.

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03-Mar-2013 01:00:37 - Last edited on 03-Mar-2013 01:05:51 by Jimothey

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