'tis time for the Thanksgiving special!
At Lumbridge dining room...
Duke: Thank you for saving this council from that evil chef!
James: NO pro-
*BOOM!*
James: what the- oh not again, **** OFF YA *****! *picks up a rune crossbow and fires a broad bolt from it and misses*
???: I'm not the Culinaromancer!
James: then who are you?
???: The new narrator!
I'm still hi-
???: *kills the old narrator* NOW I'm the new narrator! From now on, we're gonna be a bunch of sellouts!
James: OH HELL NO! *tackles ??? out of the window* Wait, is that your name?
???: yup.
James: hm. Anyways, YOU AINT GONNA CHANGE THIS! I will stop you!
???: Pfft, you and what army? *snaps fingers and a bunch of ninjas come in*
Ninja1: Katana, *******.
James: Crap! The changes are setting in! *calls Snake* Snake! you gotta- whoops, wrong number! *hangs up* This aint over, bro.
at Bob's Friends chat
James: GUYS! THERE'S A NEW NARRA-
Bob: noob.
James: OH CRAP! IT'S HAPPENING ALREADY!
Bob: what?
James: thank goodness... I thought you changed, Bob! Anyways, there's this new narrator and he's changing EVERYTHING!
All: New narrator... MUST STOP HIM.
James: NOT THE MEMES TOO!
At the wilderness...
(??? is walking in a moving group of guards)
(hiding)
James: so what's the plan?
Allioss: okay, so we're gonna block the guards' path, then I'll give the signal, so we att- okay, AC3 is getting in here, let's just attack.
James: NOW!
The entire group jumps out and attacks the guards, 4 guards die in the fight, and the remaining guards carry the injured guards and ???.
???: HA! Thought you could get me? well, now I'm no longer aiming to be a mere sellout, now I'm aiming to destroy the series and make it my own! Starting with this chapter!
Bob: *coughs blood* ugh... no... *reaches and faints*
At Duel Arena hospital...
Jad: pie?
Bob: *wakes up* ugh... what happened?
Iskwil: you got hit in the stomach, and now we gotta stop ???.
Bob: *eats a lobster* ok.
To be continued!
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
22-Nov-2012 03:18:21