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Jimothey
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Jimothey

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chapter 5: Beta
Bob: so you gonna sign up for the combat update?
James: well, duh! are you gonna sign up?
Bob: i already told you that like 30 seconds ago...
30 seconds ago...
James: you gonna sign up for the combat update?
Bob: definitely.
back to the present...
James: hm.
A wild player in a white suit appears!
???: woohoo! combat update is EPIC!
James: how do you know? it didn't come out yet!
Bob: who are you?
???: name's Beta Tester. the guy in the white suit's Alpha Tester.
Alpha tester gets crushed by a meteor.
Beta: crap. now Jagex doesn't have an Alpha tester...
James: how do you become an Alpha tester?
Beta: i dunno! i don't know how to become a beta tester either!
Bob: but you ARE one...
Beta: yeah, but it was an accident!
Bob: oh ok.
Beta: oh sorry i was on the phone.
Bob: how were you on the phone just now?
Beta: what phone?
Bob: ...
Beta: anyways, gotta go test some more of the combat update! *teleports away with the newer teleport animation*
James: *sigh* i wish the combat update came out already...
Bob: it's beta sign-up is coming out in a few days!
James: oh. still, i wish i was a beta tester...
Everyone wants to be a beta tester! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

30-May-2012 23:02:08

Jimothey
Apr Member 2010

Jimothey

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thanks :) soz i haznt been on in a while :( been busy
anyways, a short!
short#1-one wish... ONE WISH!
James: hey guys i found a genie lamp!
Iskwil: from SoF?
James: didnt get one yet.
Bob: uh... don't you mean an xp lamp?
James: what's an xp lamp? oo! sof! *spins* hm. medium xp lamp! *rubs* yes! summoning xp!
Bob: ...
James: what?
Bob: the genie lamp...
James: what about it?
Bob: rub it.
James: huh? oh! yeah! *rubs the lamp*
a genie appears
genie: you get one wish.
Bob: i thought it was 3...
genie: rub me first next time...
James: then i wish for a-
Epic: noob.
genie: granted! *makes a noob appear*
noob: phr33 st00f p10x!?!?!?
Bob: Epic!
Epic: shut up.
Bob: that was our one wish!
Epic: maybe you should get a new wish.
genie: i should get a new job...
James: maybe you should get a new life, Epic...
audience: OOOOH! BURNED!
James: I LOST THE GAME!
*everyone throws a random object at James (i.e. a tomato, an egg, a potato, a rock, a stick, a sword, a plank, a boulder, an anchor, a "the game" sign, a chair, a table, a guitar, a sledgehammer, a cruise ship, a -by the way if you've read this whole thing you get a cookie (;:') <this one- cookie, a genie lamp, the entire background, and Chuck Testa.)* Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

02-Jul-2012 00:33:13

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