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The Sleeping Giant Awakes
Siyanthine Explodes
Last night, horror struck as Mount Syanthine, perhaps the deadliest volcano on all The Osgalethan Islands. has erupted, The explosion killed roughly 26,000 men woman and children, destroyed 620 villages and ravaged the Te*can Population. The Volcano has been long-thought extinct. Osgathosse has also been hit. The Glass dome on the Sienic Hall, in the Osgathossian District of Palye now has a hole in it. 2 elders were among the dead. Ardithitine, Our Glorious Leader has survived- huzzah! But though most of the Osgalethan government has survived, and thrived, one may look at the havoc caused by the event with horror when he sees the beautiful market district. The Market District has taken the worst of the damage, several shops have been reduced to rubble. Jamash's Javelins- Headed by Jamash- A Te*can, has been reduced to rubble. The famous Afrenius Lodge- founded by Falites Afrenius- Older Brother of Agsialtes Afrenius, the poet, is so badly damaged safety inspectors deemed that it had to be torn down Falites, who is alive is very devastated. However Not All is lost- For our Glorious Theatre district is unharmed and untarnished by this glorious cataclysm of doom and destruction. Among the Teccans, however there is also sheer joy and jubilation, because many believe that their god has returned, and the Teccans, who worship the volcano, have been throwing celebrations since dawn. Ardithitine's son- Cyrus Ardithitine is leading the reconstruction effort very effectively. The Dwarves are also excited, because glorious diamonds have been landing all over the Island for the past six hours. Many dwarves are killing each other over the thought that they might have diamonds. And the guard have been very busy keeping the Dwarven Population from destroying itself- (seriously it's just a stone)
Today, over 355,000,000,000,000,000 new comedies about the event have been written, and despite the troubles Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
Siyanthine Explodes
Last night, horror struck as Mount Syanthine, perhaps the deadliest volcano on all The Osgalethan Islands. has erupted, The explosion killed roughly 26,000 men woman and children, destroyed 620 villages and ravaged the Te*can Population. The Volcano has been long-thought extinct. Osgathosse has also been hit. The Glass dome on the Sienic Hall, in the Osgathossian District of Palye now has a hole in it. 2 elders were among the dead. Ardithitine, Our Glorious Leader has survived- huzzah! But though most of the Osgalethan government has survived, and thrived, one may look at the havoc caused by the event with horror when he sees the beautiful market district. The Market District has taken the worst of the damage, several shops have been reduced to rubble. Jamash's Javelins- Headed by Jamash- A Te*can, has been reduced to rubble. The famous Afrenius Lodge- founded by Falites Afrenius- Older Brother of Agsialtes Afrenius, the poet, is so badly damaged safety inspectors deemed that it had to be torn down Falites, who is alive is very devastated. However Not All is lost- For our Glorious Theatre district is unharmed and untarnished by this glorious cataclysm of doom and destruction. Among the Teccans, however there is also sheer joy and jubilation, because many believe that their god has returned, and the Teccans, who worship the volcano, have been throwing celebrations since dawn. Ardithitine's son- Cyrus Ardithitine is leading the reconstruction effort very effectively. The Dwarves are also excited, because glorious diamonds have been landing all over the Island for the past six hours. Many dwarves are killing each other over the thought that they might have diamonds. And the guard have been very busy keeping the Dwarven Population from destroying itself- (seriously it's just a stone)
Today, over 355,000,000,000,000,000 new comedies about the event have been written, and despite the troubles Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
18-Sep-2015 03:16:56 - Last edited on 19-Sep-2015 19:31:57 by Pink 4 Twink
Everything
is going back to normal. For many however, this event is
too
much to bear. Families have been torn apart, even destroyed, but we can rest assured that they will carry on. As Cyrus Ardithitine, Supreme Commander of the Malcon Draconis, said in an Earlier interview. " As
Terrible
as this has been, It will get better, for more comedies will be written, more dead families will be mocked, and life will go on. With or without you." Article Written by Shamshe
Osgathossian Times
Osgalethe's Hermit Crab Population Plummets Due to the Eruption
It was a quiet night in the tiny hermit crab village of Pinchville. The hermit crabs were busy last night gathering berries, climbing rocks, and running from evil bird predators, when the eruption devastated this very busy community. I was in an interview with Pinchville Mayor, and Shaman, Pinchington just before he attempted to pinch me for no apparent reason. Here's what he said "It was absolutely terrible! Me had to run like hell to get away from pyroclastic flow. pinchpinch. Me took family and ran like hell to safety. Me lost wife along way." Pinchington's loss is extremely tragic( I am shedding lots of tears about the event, seriously)! These poor crabs are in need of lots of shell-ter They are absolutely Shell-shocked about the event ( Don't kill me over the puns! I've been a good reporter, I swear! NOO!) Last night These poor defenseless leaders were also Shelled with rocks. up to 2,300 hermit crabs were killed last night, Leaving this cheerful community a Shell of its former self.If you wish to help these poor and defenseless creatures, please don't hesitate to send in shells, food, more shells, seaweed, still more shells, raspberries, yet more shells, water, etc. It is up to us to save them, they may pinch you later as thanks for helping them! Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
Osgalethe's Hermit Crab Population Plummets Due to the Eruption
It was a quiet night in the tiny hermit crab village of Pinchville. The hermit crabs were busy last night gathering berries, climbing rocks, and running from evil bird predators, when the eruption devastated this very busy community. I was in an interview with Pinchville Mayor, and Shaman, Pinchington just before he attempted to pinch me for no apparent reason. Here's what he said "It was absolutely terrible! Me had to run like hell to get away from pyroclastic flow. pinchpinch. Me took family and ran like hell to safety. Me lost wife along way." Pinchington's loss is extremely tragic( I am shedding lots of tears about the event, seriously)! These poor crabs are in need of lots of shell-ter They are absolutely Shell-shocked about the event ( Don't kill me over the puns! I've been a good reporter, I swear! NOO!) Last night These poor defenseless leaders were also Shelled with rocks. up to 2,300 hermit crabs were killed last night, Leaving this cheerful community a Shell of its former self.If you wish to help these poor and defenseless creatures, please don't hesitate to send in shells, food, more shells, seaweed, still more shells, raspberries, yet more shells, water, etc. It is up to us to save them, they may pinch you later as thanks for helping them! Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
18-Sep-2015 03:23:28 - Last edited on 20-Sep-2015 07:14:23 by Pink 4 Twink
Article Written by Shamshe
Osgathossian Times
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
20-Sep-2015 01:28:33
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