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Chapter 13a – The Combat Club
(It is a few days later, and the 5 friends are sat in the Saradomin Common Room)
Nooberela – You know guys, I think that we need to learn to defend ourselves.
Noobio – Why?
Nooberela – Whatever’s out there and attacked that rat is still out there, and we could be next!
Noobio – I said why, not how.
P.D. – What does that mean?
Noobio – It is like the answer to 2+2, no one will ever know.
Nooberela – I here that the teachers are setting up a combat club, we could go to that.
Ice – A duelling club, that’s a brilliant idea!
Nooberela – Professor Tomo is going to be doing it <3
Ice – Oh, well, actually, we don’t need to that, I can protect you from anything :)
Nooberela – Awww :)
Nooby – From anything eh?
(Nooby pushes Ice into the fire, and he burns to death, respawn’s, and comes storming back into the common room)
Ice – WHAT ARE YOU PLAYYING AT NOOBY!
Nooby – Well, you said you could protect Nooberela from anything, but yet you were easily pushed into the fire, I mean, imagine if that was the monster, you could have died!
Ice – I DID DIE!
Nooby – Well... yeah :)
P.D. – Well, I think we should go to the combat club.
Nooberela – I second!
Noobio – I fourth!
Nooby – No idiot, seventh comes after second, not fourth, so you Seventh, I fourth.
Ice – Ugh... Drat >.<.Well, ice, try to look at the bright side... ugh... drat. >.<
(That evening, in the hall)
Tomo – Hello, everyone! Thank you for coming, I and my glamorous assistants Professors Vinor and Geo will teach you self defence!
Ice – Kill me now.
Nooby – Okay :D
Tomo – Let’s start be getting a pair of you up here, erm, Nooby, Marcus, get up here.
(Marcus and Nooby join Tomo, Vinor and Geo on the duelling platform, Vinor goes to give Marcus some advice, and Marcus equips melee equipment, Geo goes towards Nooby)
Geo – Right, Nooby, do you remember what I told you about the combat triangle?
Nooby – Yes, It had something to do with carrots, right?

21-Aug-2010 15:24:15

Snakus Viper

Snakus Viper

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Chapter 13b – The Combat Club
Geo – No... rock, paper, scissors?
Nooby – Oh that, yeah yeah I remember that
Geo – Marcus is using melee, so you should use?
Nooby –Paper?
Geo – Just use magic!
Tomo – Let the fight begin!
Nooby – Clockmodia!
(A clock appears in the middle of the platform, and it is ticking)
Vinor – That ticking noise, it is so catchy... Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
Putoc – Dumbledore!
Nooio – What the heck? Where did he come from?
Nooby – Well, that spell did*’t work, how about... Kalphitetastico!
(A Kalphite appears next to the clock)
George – Ahh! A Kalphite! I’m scared!
Nooby – Imp, stay away!
(TheKalphite walks away from George, and everyone stars at Nooby)
Ice – You can talk to Kalphites!
Nooby – Yeah... can’t you?
Nooberela – No, Nooby, Kalphites are considered followers of the unknown lord!
Nooby * That must mean, I’m the evil lord! Muhahahaha! Bow before my fluffy evilness and get me my bunny big boy cup!
P.D. – I think you miss understood that...
Nooby – You dare to question my power! Guards arrest the usurper! Put him in the dungy!
Ice – Oh brother.
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21-Aug-2010 15:24:16 - Last edited on 21-Aug-2010 15:25:15 by Snakus Viper

Snakus Viper

Snakus Viper

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Hey Guys. I'm currently writting an epic chapter that will be many posts. The introductionn to the whole things which I've written so far is the size of one post. It'll be diferent from my other chapters, as it will be written in first person prose. And it will be one day, but from the few of three diferent characters, in an interconecting plot. I'm giving you some warning as there will be a bigger gap than normal between chapters. I'll post part one when it's done. The first part of the chapter will be called:
"Go Ice Go".
No prices for guessing who's day it is.

03-Sep-2010 23:16:37

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