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Chapter 7a – Farming
(Nooby, Noobio, and Nooberela head down towards the main hall where they’re having breakfast)
Nooby - Wow! this is amazing! how did you turn into a snail Nooberela?
Nooberela - That is a Snail, I'm behind you!
Nooby - Wow! you turned back!
Nooberela – Wow! That was so De Ja Vue!
Noobio – What’s De Ja Vue mean?
Nooberela – It’s French, it means you feel like what your doing has already happened.
Noobio – Oh, yeah. I use that world all the time, but I don’t the French though, I say it in the Spanish. Reruns
(Ice enters)
Ice – Hey, what are you doing?
Nooby – Peanuts!
Ice – De Ja Vue
Noobio – They’re called reruns jerk!
Nooby – Dude, that was like, dude, so like, totally uncalled for man.
Nooberela – That was really harsh
Noobio – Sorry Ice
Ice – It’s fine
(Enters...)
PD – Wassup!
Ice – Hey man, good summer?
PD – I had a lot of therapy. It was totally wicked!
Nooberela – Any reason for the therapy?
PD – I couldn’t believe Swelly could kill
Ice – It was a hard time for all of us, you just have to move on
PD Wow! A pretty butterfly!
Ice – (Glancing at Nooberela) Yeah... she sure is pretty...
PD – Such colourful wings!
Ice – Such colourful wings.... Wings? Oh yeah, the butterfly <.< >.>
Nooberela – What’s the first lesson anyway?
Ice – A new subject, farming.
Nooby – Sweet! I can grow money!
Nooberela – Good luck
Nooby – You say that now!
Nooberela – Yes I do
Nooby – Well alright then.
(In the castle gardens)
Mulch –Hello Class, I’m Professor Mulch, I’ll be teaching Farming to you.
Nooby – Sir!
Mulch – I’m a woman
Nooby – Sorry sir. Anyway sir, where can I grow a money tree?
Mulch – You can’t.
Nooby * That’s what you say.
Mulch – Yes, yes it is.
Nooby – Oh yeah?

06-Mar-2010 16:26:43 - Last edited on 06-Mar-2010 16:32:28 by Snakus Viper

Chapter 7b - Farming
Mulch – Anyway, in this lesson, introduction to farming, you shall grow some potatoes. Firstly, rake your allotment patch clear.
PD – That’s no problem for super PD!
Ice – Oh, that’s’ why you wore your underwear on the outside of your trousers today
PD – Dur, why else would I do it
(He runs around really quickly and clears away all the weeds)
Mulch – Now you plant your potatoes.
Noobio – Miss! I lost my potato seeds!
Mulch – You haven’t been given your potato seeds yet.
Noobio – Statement withdraw.
(They all plant their seeds)
Mulch – And now water them!
Nooberela – Aren’t you watering yours Nooby?
Nooby – Mine shall grow without water! For mine are super crops!
(Everyone (apart from Nooby) waters there plants)
Mulch – And now we wait
Nooby – Are they nearly done yet?
Mulch – No
Nooby – Are they nearly done yet?
Mulch – No
Nooby – Are they nearly done yet?
Mulch – No Just wait
(Nooby looks at his watch)
Nooby – Time goes by... so slowly... (Disco music starts) for those who wait... no time to hesitate!
Ice – Ugh... Can we just do a montage while we wait?
Mulch – I suppose
Nooby – Can I do one of me sad and walking around town with signs flashing around my head?
Mulch – No
Nooby – How about one where I turn around a struggling town into the economic centre of the world? Though mediation, gold mining and a second grand exchange!
Mulch – No
Nooby – Nobody wants to help Ardougne.
Noobio – Why do we just skip to an hour later?
(An hour later)
(Everyone is so happy with they’re potatoes accept Nooby)
Nooberela – That’s what you get for not using water
Nooby – I used a special growth mixture. It was called Mulch’s Mulch
Mulch – You used my special growth mixture!
Nooby – Well, I woke up this morning and I said to myself. Look Nooby, your not going to use that mans mulch
Mulch – But... you did*’t know you had farming this morning. And I’m a woman!
Nooby – Sure
Mulch – Anyway, it’ll grow. Just wait

06-Mar-2010 16:27:26

Chapter 7c - Farming
Mulch – Anyway, it’ll grow. Just wait
(Potatoes start appearing in the allotment, soon the whole class is buried in potatoes)
Nooby – Wow, look at the Irony.
Ice – What’s ironic about it?
Nooby - That there is nothing ironic about it.
Ice -
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(The reader ccan see Nooby sat on his bed in his dormatary, alone)
Nooby - This chapter is dedicated to ardougne, and the cause for trying to repopulate the west. If you, like me have consernes about this issue, please support the following Snakus Viper aproved threads. A Second Grand Exchange - Quick find code: 83-84-927-60475578. Ardougne Home Teleport - Quick find code: 83-84-923-60475668. If you wish to donate to this cause, please contact-
(Ice walks in)
Ice - Are you using my cam-corder?
Nooby - Err.... No I'm not
(Screen in the readers mind goes black)
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06-Mar-2010 16:28:31 - Last edited on 06-Mar-2010 23:57:30 by Snakus Viper

I think you meaned bumped, not bumbed. Lol , But the bump and post are very much apriated

06-Mar-2010 23:58:52

07-Mar-2010 17:50:26

13-Mar-2010 00:17:49

Lol this is funny! Thanks for thanking me.

15-Mar-2010 16:58:35

No chapter in ages
Bump...

26-Mar-2010 15:59:11