EDIT MARCH 2013: Added more for you guys!
See page 3!
Three noobs just got off the boat from tutorial island. This is where the story begins.
noob1: Yay! I finished the pro-training thing!
noob2: Yeah, me too!
noob3: Me too!
noob2: Okay, now where are we?
lvl30: Lumbridge
noob3: Whats Lumbridge?
noob1: Is it a cheat code?!
noob2: I'm reporting you for using the Lumbridge cheat!
*All three noobs report him*
noob1: We did a good thing!
noob2: Yup, the owners of this game will thank us!
noob3: Hey, who are the makers of this game?
noob1: Nike?
noob2: Oh, okay. I like their shoes.
noob3: I like their game more! This rocks!
noob1: Okay, lets figure out where we are!
So the three noobs set out to find where they are.
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--Noob Descriptions--
noob1: He is the leader of the three noobs, and the smartest. He doesnt like when noobs 2 and 3 goof off.
noob2: He isn't as smart as noob1, but still enough. He is obsessed with Nike shoes, and has a feeling he can get half off on their shoes when he does something good.
noob3: He is the most confused of the three confused noobs. He is also very stupid. He often says things that dont make sense. He longs to find out what "..." means, but I doubt he ever will.
noob3: 'Scuse me, where are we?
lvl80: Lumbridge.
noob3: Another one!
*All three noobs report him*
noob1: Man, thats the 33rd person who is using that cheat!
noob2: Yeah, there aren't many loyal players in this game!
noob3: That's okay, because we are!
noob1: Yeah, Nike will love us so much!
noob2: Maybe I can get a discount on their shoes!
noob3: Yeah, lets go somewhere else! Too many cheaters here!
*noobs travel north*
noob1: Where are we?
lvl59: On the road to Varrock.
noob2: Is Varrock a cheat!?!?
noob3: No, I heard someone say that they were going to Varrock.
noob1: So we must be on a road to a city named Varrock!
noob2: How long did it take for you to figure that out?
noob1: I dunno, couple minutes?
noob2: Nice IQ, now lets go to Varrock!
See page 3!
Three noobs just got off the boat from tutorial island. This is where the story begins.
noob1: Yay! I finished the pro-training thing!
noob2: Yeah, me too!
noob3: Me too!
noob2: Okay, now where are we?
lvl30: Lumbridge
noob3: Whats Lumbridge?
noob1: Is it a cheat code?!
noob2: I'm reporting you for using the Lumbridge cheat!
*All three noobs report him*
noob1: We did a good thing!
noob2: Yup, the owners of this game will thank us!
noob3: Hey, who are the makers of this game?
noob1: Nike?
noob2: Oh, okay. I like their shoes.
noob3: I like their game more! This rocks!
noob1: Okay, lets figure out where we are!
So the three noobs set out to find where they are.
_____________________
--Noob Descriptions--
noob1: He is the leader of the three noobs, and the smartest. He doesnt like when noobs 2 and 3 goof off.
noob2: He isn't as smart as noob1, but still enough. He is obsessed with Nike shoes, and has a feeling he can get half off on their shoes when he does something good.
noob3: He is the most confused of the three confused noobs. He is also very stupid. He often says things that dont make sense. He longs to find out what "..." means, but I doubt he ever will.
noob3: 'Scuse me, where are we?
lvl80: Lumbridge.
noob3: Another one!
*All three noobs report him*
noob1: Man, thats the 33rd person who is using that cheat!
noob2: Yeah, there aren't many loyal players in this game!
noob3: That's okay, because we are!
noob1: Yeah, Nike will love us so much!
noob2: Maybe I can get a discount on their shoes!
noob3: Yeah, lets go somewhere else! Too many cheaters here!
*noobs travel north*
noob1: Where are we?
lvl59: On the road to Varrock.
noob2: Is Varrock a cheat!?!?
noob3: No, I heard someone say that they were going to Varrock.
noob1: So we must be on a road to a city named Varrock!
noob2: How long did it take for you to figure that out?
noob1: I dunno, couple minutes?
noob2: Nice IQ, now lets go to Varrock!
13-May-2012 07:51:47 - Last edited on 20-Mar-2013 10:45:33 by Zevulon